Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 16th edition

>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Sunderland South Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Lavour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour.
Newcastle hold Labour, by only 2 percent, less than the exit poll projected, bad news for Labour.


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

SNP DOWN 22 SEATS

>Seat announcement predicted timetable
election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_2017_by_time.php

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html

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>mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
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>a Labour coalition government isn't out of the question

youtube.com/watch?v=lvkG0S05R6g

SUNDERLAND CENTRAL ABOUT TO DECALARE

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>Amber Rudd BTFO
Fuck yes

>bullying school gyms

not nice

ANOTHER BIG ONE FOR THE TORIES

>labour win
>bad news for labour
nice logic my man

the state of the Western world

Labour people smiling in Amber Rudd's constituency.

Oh boy hours and hours of nothing happening

>yfw postal votes weren't factored into exit polls

I SMOKE CUZ IT GIVE MY KNOWLEDGE

Con/DUP coalition incoming.

Wow it's like I'm reliving 2016 elections of US all over again

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THEY'RE PANICKING

This is Sunderland south by the way, wikipedia has it edited wrong.

Oh fuckfuckfuckfuck

1.62 (!!!)

THESE ARE STRONG FUCKING LEAVE AREAS

SURE THE TORIES ARE INCREASING THEIR SHARE OF THE VOTE BUT LABOUR'S STILL WINNING, WHY DIDN'T ALL OF THE UKIPPERS GO TO THE TORIES FFS?

been crafting a 50-track jungle/garage/house/techno playlist throughout the day
I've only gone and perfected it
thanks jez

It's a real honor to be posting so early in the thread.

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>what are election statistics and swing

thread theme

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Lmao didn't expect to get that. Good boy

>remoaners came out for sunderland central

If the Tories steal this due to the postal vote meme will it be London riots 2 electric boogaloo?

Change my pitch up
Smack my bitch up

>Labour doing worse in the north
>Labour doing better in the south

My almonds are activated

Thunder rumbling lads. It's happening!

This election night is way more fun than I expected it to be.

THESE AREN'T THE RESULTS FOR SUNDERLAND CENTRAL CUNT

because muh ma and da voted labour

YUGE LABOUR SWING

So who do you fags want to win?

Burn the coal, pay the toll.

This is boooooooooooring. Your coverage is too.
In Germany we get an update every fucking 20 minutes or so....

>blocks your majority

Much quieter in here, I like it

just shows that 70% of ukip vote went to the tories

Is rudd going out ??

They didn't win by the margin the exit poll suggested so yes it's bad news for them. You retarded mate?

Libertarian Party surge!

Desu senpai, already much more fun that I thought it would be

newcastle is not a strong leave are

>went out for late night Maccies with the lass
>somehow fucked up the milkshake and the burger tasted oddly more greasy than usual

Going to be farting all night lads

HENCE MY REPLY CUNT

please god, make it so

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>ELECTION DAY TODAY LADS! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

We will be watching the election results unfold together on rabbit, pinned in our chat.

Check us out chappies!

fukc UK and fu*k white people

The absolute state of her now

Who jinxed it?

supposebly

I fucking told you it was a lay, there are huge regional variations and the north was always tricky in some areas

HIGH TURNOUT

MY FUCKING FACE WHEN SINN FUCKING FEIN SWING THIS FUCKING ELECTION FOR CORBYN

AAAAAAHHHHHH

Weren't lots of Kippers previously non-voters? Probably reverted back to being non-voters without UKIP.

Looks like it

Yougov model nailing it so far. Con ~300 seats looking possible.

Do you have any parties that are not as bad as Labour?

Nope, it shows exit poll is way off and Tories are going to do much better than it predicted.

Labour voters would have still needed to switch to Tory, I personally am gonna wait and see.

Youth turnouts cuckoo themselves again?

QUIT YOUR JOB AND GO ON BENNIES

Labour had 4% increase, Tory had 11%, Labor held it but if that trend continues, the tories will keep the majority

>predicted 7% swing in newcastle
>actual 2% swing

>predicted 3% swing in Sunderland
>actual 3% swing to the conservatives

>You are now witnessing in real time the death of the conservative party

ARE YOU READY FOR COMMUNISM LADS?

It was all planned from the start. the pact with the IRA

>people actually think the tories can save Britain
The UK is doomed, like the rest of the western world

I JUST GOT IN

WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED LADS

@britainelects browses Brit/pol/ confirmed

Yep they'll increase the majority at this rate.

So, who do we want to win and who is winning? If Corbyn wins, will Brexit still happen?

When will the actual, final results be in, lads?

PANIC

FUCKING NO

ITS LIKE POETRY BUT IN A TERRIBLE WAY

leftists on twitter saw exit poll and started gloating, now they're backtracking after both results

BREXIT IS CANCELLED M8

LADS DO SINN FEIN ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING?

COULD THEY COALITION WITH THE CHAOS?

there won't be a national trend though so no point extrapolating yet

We might be fucked but we might not be.

This sums it up so far.

Wouldn't be sure, turnout is up and that's all students and young folk voting for your man Jez. Exit polls don't analyse that specifically...

Is '''SURGE''' the buzzword of this election cycle?

The fuck are you talking about? This was the most senile boring election ever.

EU referendum on the other hand was a bloodbath.

Will heads roll for the shit exit poll?

Your witnessing the death of Britain mate.

WHY NOT JUST USE THE STICKY???

Are you not watching BBC?

The exit poll compares who people are voting for this election with who they voted for in the last election and assume that postal voters follow the same pattern. Fairly reasonable assumption.

Hours and hours away,past your bedtime

How do you keep doing that so quickly? Are you a bot or severe autism?

soon bitches

HI IM A DUMB AMERICAN PLEASE SPOON FEED ME ELECTION KNOWLEDGE AND PUDDING

read the op

Are Neil is live-tweeting throughout the night.

twitter.com/afneil

Will heads roll for all the shit polls?

Kek, like they always do. They never learn.