Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 20th edition

>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory
Washington & Sunderland West Labour hold, swing for the Conservatives +2%, bad news for Labour
Swindon North, Conservative hold, 3%+ swing for Labour, bad news for the Conservatives
Newcastle East, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories than the exit poll predicted, bad news for Labour.
Sunderland Central, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour
Sunderland South Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour.
Newcastle hold Labour, by only 2 percent, less than the exit poll projected, bad news for Labour.

EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

SNP DOWN 22 SEATS

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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nth for yorkshire

NATSOC COUP NOW

thanks norbro

>snp

>murray's memes

reminder to go to bed when your constituency is called

>yanks come in here and fuck it up with their shitty insight

Funny hearing Marr say the word "memes". What an age we live in.

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kek

Reminder that the YouGov model, which predicts an even worse result for the Tories, has been spot on so far

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I thought watching the Tories implode would be fun, lads.
The memes are hitting too close to home.

HISSSSSSSSSS

ITS ALL FUCKED

>MEMES SWUNG IT

>ANDREW MARR SAID MEMES

So we're looking at a minority Tory government?

it's the worst

memetic warfare...

Marr mentions meme warfare, the normies know

7th for RiIghtly So's thick bulbous and throbbing willy

may won

LEFT WING MEMES?

-LOW QUALITY

-ONLY ABOUT 3 EXIST

>Marr talking about memes
i want to go back to a simpler time

>MEMES AND HARANGS

the state of that

More results when?

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>Current results may not be on the exit poll but they're on the YouGov model, which is worse

Lab coalition government confirmed.

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npbp

Beating off to Andrew Marr.

GUMMER BTFO

LABOUR WIN IPSWICH

Labour to gain Ipswich?

>everyone loses in this situation
>except smelly immigrants

Are we, dare I say it, losing the meme war?

State of that sticky, though.

How long does it usually take for all 650 to come in?

source

Marr really knows his audience

Labour government is incoming, we're fucked.

Like the Roman...

gas the tykes

>tfw tomorrow we give away the Falklands
>means of production are seized
>monarchy disbanded
>1,000,000 net immigration target

Yeah she managed to get out of having to enact the brexit titanic. Played an absolute blinder.

>Jeremy was in parliament at the same time Powell was

Did nigel just call juncker a drunk on LBC?

We're talking mid afternoon tomorrow before the stragglers up in the far reaches of Scotland declare

Ages, will get a big picture at 3:00 AM

Ooof lad, just fucking OOOF at Holly 2bh

Young vote getting engaged after not bothering to vote.

>half midnight
>8 seats called

Jesus Christ this is slow

KETTERING TORY WIN

all 650 will be midday tommorow

we'll know whats going on by the morning

Who /live long labour/ here?

LETS CELLEBRATE LADS!!

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>Tory majority but Amber Rudd loses her seat

I'd shit my pants

Did he mean "harambes"?

KETTERING CON HOLD
SWING 2.6 PERCENT FOR LABOUR

>tfw you realise that epic was about multiculturalism in Rome destroying it from within

GIBRALTAR BTFO!

He's always subtly joking about Juncker's alcoholism.

i hate ann widdecombe i HATE HER

Hollobone is literally our guy

LABOUR SWING THOUGH HAHAHA

real surge should be 1-2am iirc

>swing of 2.6% in kettering to labour

>not a single US flag ITT (until now)
>still mentioned/complained about
you guys truly are obsessed aren't you?

He's always called out Brussels bureaucrats for being complete pissheads.

>tfw the cringey meme warfare threads are actually the future of frontline politics

I'd love to hatefuck Kuenssburgk

Into the night we go

This was the one where UKIP stood down and endorced the conservative candidate

>129101576
>you have a dinner guest over. You don't really like him but your wife insists so you don't have the same friends round all the time.
>they bring a small bottle of Tesco value red but you're happy because they also brought some spices to make a nice curry.
>around the starter they invite their entire family round. You've only cooked for eight people but your wife says they all look so hungry. Maybe if you just share...and they do bring those lovely spices.
>by the time the main is ready you're out of wine, you've enough turmeric to sink the Bismarck, and suddenly a bus breaks down outside your house. Your wife says you have to take them all in.
>divorce wife.
>Your original guest is chatting up your eight year old daughter.
Brexit.

MAD
LITERALLY MAD

does anybody even listen to this laura bitch?

Accurate.
Accurate.

Lads does Corbyn have a chance? If he fails then i'm fucked because I have been trying to get a job for months and am struggling really bad now so yeah...

whats wrong with being a pisshead

>we havent posted in this particular thread yet which discounts all our retarded posting throughout the night

THREADLY REMINDER NOT TO POST THE NEW THREAD AFTER 100 POSTS

When the fuck did Tim nice but dim become tory MP for Kettering?

too busy watching someone stream Runescape, can someone give me the gist of what's going on?

Kill the youth, they`re parasites that only want free travel in the EU.
Cancer.

Will Corbyn legalise child marriage? I know it will appeal to his constituents.

>Hollobone's jacket

If triples, UKIP will win exactly one seat and Conservatives will be forced to make a coalition with them because they lack that one seat.

It's because you won't fuck off out of functioning democracies affairs.

>itt
>this isn't one, large 20 edition thread

Another example of shitty insight.

>tfw no comfy white atmosphere

Are the good guys winning or not please explain to me?

>the absolute scum on Sky news

Turned it off lads.

Indeed. Perfect analogy. He knew his stuff.

>/live long labour/
>doesn't speak English
checks out

holy shit that Labour swing in a tory safe seat means conservatives will be btfo completely

how can one woman be this incompetent

Just trimming your rune kite lad, relax.

Salmond out

>The existence of UKIP actually helped the Tories