Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 21st edition

>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory
Washington & Sunderland West Labour hold, swing for the Conservatives +2%, bad news for Labour
Swindon North, Conservative hold, 3%+ swing for Labour, bad news for the Conservatives
Newcastle East, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories than the exit poll predicted, bad news for Labour.
Sunderland Central, Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour
Sunderland South Labour hold, a swing less in favour of Labour than it is for the Tories, bad news for Labour.
Newcastle hold Labour, by only 2 percent, less than the exit poll projected, bad news for Labour.

EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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meme

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>-12.9% vote share

WHY IS NO-ONE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT NUNEATON IS BASICALLY THE UK'S OHIO IN TERMS OF PREDICTIVE POWER.

first for waifus

NUNEATON CON HOLD
SWING 0.2 PERCENT

>The goyim are infighting!

>you have a dinner guest over. You don't really like him but your wife insists so you don't have the same friends round all the time.
>they bring a small bottle of Tesco value red but you're happy because they also brought some spices to make a nice curry.
>around the starter they invite their entire family round. You've only cooked for eight people but your wife says they all look so hungry. Maybe if you just share...and they do bring those lovely spices.
>by the time the main is ready you're out of wine, you've enough turmeric to sink the Bismarck, and suddenly a bus breaks down outside your house. Your wife says you have to take them all in.
>divorce wife.
>Your original guest is chatting up your eight year old daughter.
Brexit.

TORIES CATCHING UP

YAY KAREN!

farage will save ukip right?

Hoping David Davies is going to go for PM.

Will UKIP get even one seat?

POST YOUR SMILES LADS!!!!!

Yorkshire best county

REEE THEY ARE COMING IN TOO FAST DO IT ONE AT A TIME

>nuneaton barely moves
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>broxbourne UKIP: -16%
JUST

>Swing to Labour in Nuneaton

So goodbye to:

Grammar schools
HARD Brexit

it's all fucked dess

BROXBOURNE CON HOLD
SWING 2.2 PERCENT FOR LABOUR

Soubry is going to lose in Broxtowe

Rejoice at that news. Just rejoice.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY ARE EX-UKIPPERS VOTING FOR LABOUR?

>ukip vote split equally between con and lab

>ED Milliband btfo from beyond the grave

WE NEED TO GET ROUND THE NEGOTIATIONAting TABLE

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TIME FOR A NEW THREAD

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Because muh outsider

It's a bell weather seat, yet it stayed Tory.

So what happens in the next election in 2 months time?

Where did all these Karenposters come from

twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/872960273757470720

Boris on maneuvers

going to bed goodnight lads

First for the lady of the flies mummy may

Working class mongs

Feel bad for the newsrooms right now

>no tweets about the election yet

do you think he's celebrating Mayfly's embarrassing defeat?

gross Charles Walker is Bercow's man

Fucking hell UKIP was actually helping the Tories. Mostly Labour voters (65/35 split)

Because they are stupid?

It's down south.

Scum.

>why are the working class voting in their interests?

What's the current situation fell asleep after exit polls were released are things looking better or worse? How likely is Cornyn premiership?

Can any of you niggers tell me who's on this livestream. I don't know anyone on here apart from Sargon.

youtube.com/watch?v=hla1cFbJ9OU

The state of those fucking graph bars.

>Vote leave
>One year later
>Vote labour

HURRRRRR

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twitter.com/johnestevens/status/872953455081660420

because they came from labour and are working class and wont free shit

>muh bellwether

BBC just said Tories losing key scalps, stay delusional though Tory boi

>what's the deal with this cunt
He is a wreck who does videos on youtube and writes about he is gonna kill himself if Corbyn doesnt win because he wants "gibs me dat" and is tired of masturbating

Totally different to the americfats tb h

This isn't looking good lads

What time do you guys reckon we'll start to see a clear result? Dont think i can stay up much longer, fucking knackered.

Fuck it. Be good for the memes at least

KAREN!

Came back to shitpost with my bros on election night.

name a better britslag
willoughby, riley etc don't count as they are relatively pure
proper slags only

They want a soft brexit and lots of immigration.

I like your picture

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2.13am

>This isn't looking good lads

UKIP are BTFO completely it seems

Lilly Allen is a filthy whore

>not one seat has changed hands yet

SO EXCITING LADS

>the tories were a pathetic experiment in between the two labour decades

Presumably some of them changed their minds about Brexit.

1am, Battersea

What happened? I thought leftists were done and Trump would usher in an age of nationalism. Are you surprised people want a social.safety net and protection from capitalists?

This thread I going so fast that nobody will notice that I am a homosexual muslim who loves dicks

>"Hurr durr I don't care about the individual constituencies, only the exit poll and final result"

This is why you are trapped in perpetual neetdom, you fat fucking autistic neet sloth.

If the individual constituencies begin to contradict the exit polls, then it suggests they were wrong.

God I wish to squish his head in one of those vices you used to get in Woodworking at school.

fuck lads i'm too many cans in

Lads, would you smash it?

>65.7% (+8.9)

She's Britain's mascot desu

>Lily Allen tweeted...

Looks like Clarence Boddicker's out of a job

Can't stand this paki on the BBC panel. Looks like he has been dragged from the local Londis.

>VOTED LEAVE
>VOTED LABOUR

bzzzzzt Whoever has done this explain yourself bzzzzzt

is she going crazy like a bitch?

>lily allen

May Karen lead us to the light

UKIP are done
what's next for them

Cheryl maybe? Pre whole arse tattoo obviously.

>"Newcastle and Sunderland CORBYN WINS! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE! IT'S OVER FOR MAY!"

No wonder Jews hate us.

Mishal, what I need right now is Erection Watchers.

HEY KIPPERS

HEY

WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING RED PILLED?

YOU FUCKING COUNTRY CLUB MORONS

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>get slaughtered by Muslims
>vote to import more Muslims
Hahahahahaha

Why are they reading out fucking Lily Allen's tweets?

I noticed.

Which are some key seats to keep an eye out for which will have implications?

>those conservative gains from UKIP in northern shitholes
>meanwhile in southern seats UKIP are moving to labour
This is fucking bizarre.

Fucking hell why are young people such cunts?

>Tfw your shitty little nowhere town is the bellweather indicator of elections
It perfectly showcases Britain

A run down, poverty stricken nowhere town. The highstreets are dead most days of the week, and big and small retail properties lay empty for years. No industry, no future, and everyday is bleak.

When will it end?
We've lost so much energy just trudging along, that the next time we trip, we won't get up.