Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 25th edition

>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Labour win Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield
Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat
Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative

EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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KAREN

May gonna be the shortest reigning PM in over a century and it's most likely going to be a hung parliament

JUST

FUCK

fucking bloodbath

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>Obiri-Darko

CORBYN GONNA WIN

>tfw you start feeling ill in the last hour or so

I've woken up ill before lads but this sudden onset shit is new. Glad I didn't buy beer earlier. Feel like shit. Feel like spewing.

Country is going down the fucking toilet.

fake yktd where the fuck is the Cher Lloyd edition?

>Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, needed to go Conservative
FTFY

Absolutely fucking glorious.

L O N D O N'S CALLING BOYS

CONSERVAKEKS BTFO

>corbyn will be the next prime minister

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>DARKO

TOP FUCKING KEK

Anglo-Saxon superiority

I'm literally shaking

Tories are finished.
Britain is finished

"Young people" have returned us to the EU.

We were complacent and forgot the greatest red pill - Jews always win.

From now on will fucking up something so certain be called Maying?

>339 votes

sub BNP tier

TORY BTFO

well which is it

holy fuck, tooting

TAKE
THE
BLACKPILL

Is Labour predominately women now?

Karen should be PM desu

LOVE

IS A WAY OF BEEEEINFGGGG

ah well that's Laura found her comfy narrative for the rest of the night

Chin up cunto.

RIP Brexit

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Fucking awful night. We're all going to end up in the Gulag or working down a salt mine.

Going to cheer myself up with some prime Mila.

tories btfo and it feels so good

THEY DIDNT EVEN NEED TO CALL THIS ELECTION

IT'S TOO FUNNY

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>more lunatic Labour MPs in the House

Country is fucking DOOMED

Honestly, where the fuck does all this leave Brexit? It's fucked. British politics is like a car crash in slow motion at the moment.

>tories defend socialism and cuck for Islam
>surprised when they lose to a party that loves socialism and Islam even more than they do
Why are tories so daft lads? Can't believe I bothered to vote in this bloody mess before I left on holiday. At least I've got a week here in burgerland to soak in the right-wing attitudes before returning home to socialist hell.

What a fucking shambles

We're fucked

YOUR NEXT PRIME MINISTER LADS, HOW DOES IT FEEL?

>Tooting

hehe

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don't call it a grave

it's the future you chose

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Conservative or limp-wristed numale cuck, we can all agree that this is a tune and a half.

There won't be a brexit now.

Well this is hilarious.

C A N C E L L E D

LABOUR
>LABOUR
LABOUR
>LABOUR
LABOUR
>LABOUR
LABOUR
>LABOUR
LABOUR
>LABOUR
LABOUR
>LABOUR

ABSOLUTE STATE OF TORIES BTFO

>Darko
>Is a nigger

Jesus

You'll feel better for doing it, stick your fingers down your throat then come back

May wins, country goes down the toilet.

Corbyn wins, country goes down the toilet, but even faster.

Both are shit.

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thats just the democracy coming out of you lad

>Putting a woman in charge of a party
>Ever

Is everyone just a fucking retard or what?

>Tooting
Holy shit.

they probably all know each other and will move out soon

Take a moment to imagine Corbyn in the presence of the Queen

MAY OUT NOW
DAVID DAVIS PM

>RUDDS UGLY COUPON
RUDDS UGLY COUPON
>RUDDS UGLY COUPON

C O U P ON . B U S T E D !
This is glorious, simply glorious.

Disgusting scenes of people reacting to Labour winning the election

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Cancelled.

And we have to negotiate brexit on top of all this.

>The youth vote is unreliable, they never turn out

Jeremy has always backed a hard Brexit


People voting labour thinking Brexit will be reversed are hilariously misinformed

this is the titanic in election form

Why is Indian business lady presenting election results?

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Wait, this was voluntary? Why?

>Labour majority
>15 year communist reign
>Economy destroyed
>White British minority
>Working class people in Hull will pay for Molly and Hugo to study sociology at Oxbridge
Rule Britannia.

HOW
DOES
IT
FEEL

HUGE SWING FOR LABOUR IN TOOTING

DUP hold their first seat

>this terrible microphone

Thanks for voting to keep my bennies safe lads.

MON THE LABOURS
UP DA CORBS

Every day we drift further away from God.

>Labour increasing their majority in seats they already have a majority
>conservatives losing ground but not losing seats
>SNP losing seats

Dare I say that nothing will have changed, we could still end up with a conservative majority government, but with the added giggles of the SNP having lost seats.

Corbyn wants to remain in the single market. The definition of a soft brexit. Why do Corbyn shills have to fucking lie?

Quit your job and claim bennies/take a meme degree lads. Absolutely drain this country for all you can.

SHITTY MAYMAY ABSOLUTELY E X P O S E D

Maybe she'll realise that she should have used her prerogative.

TOOT TOOT

JK Rowling will have plenty of time to write her next book IN THE GULAG

cancelled

all hands on deck

All hands on deck for election night.

DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP DUP

Honestly good to have ousted her at this point. If she was this useless all along then thank god we didn't send her to deal with Europe.

HELP HELP! THE MEMES KEEP BECOMING REAL AHHHHHHHHH

what's the point in even trying

>Tooting

They had a 20% lead in the polls when they called it and were guaranteed a landslide, May fucked all that in 6 weeks.

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May called the snap election expecting to pick up seats for the Tories since she had a 20+ point lead in polling at the time expecting an easy sweep

we are watching how that played out