Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 26th edition

>At a glance for foreigners
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Tom Watson keeps his seat
Mairi Black keeps her seat in Paisley and Renfrewshire South
Labour have a very good win in Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield
Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat
Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative
Nuneaton Conservative hold, minimal swing
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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betfair.com/exchange/plus/politics/market/1.131081434
youtube.com/watch?v=DEN8cdHrOgU

G U L A G

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twitter.com/roadto326/status/872973396501557250

CORBYN TO BE PM - BETTING MARKETS

biggest story is how much the ukip vote went to labour

Jeremy

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY

LOOK AT MY FUCKING ODDS

her majority was torn to bits by her own hubris

very unlikely she remains PM after this

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well i for one welcome our new anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Hope for Mummy!

>At a glance for foreigners
>Conservatives will probably win

Probably time to change that, lad.

how drunk is everyone

Anyone else feeling a smudge suicidal?

w-well maybe corbyn isn't that bad...

Is Shami pissed?

Here we go lads.

Sum up the state of this country in one word. I'll start.
DOOMED.

CUT MY MAJORITY INTO PIECES

Where all these commie cucks coming from?:!

LEAF

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

Doing gods work OP.

YouGov and Survation looking good now.

I like the concept of my money thanks

WAKEY WAKEY

Nice try GCHQ

WHO BET ON LABOUR!?

DO WE HAVE SOME FUTURE MILLIONAIRES IN HERE!?

RACISM BTFO

LOOKS LIKE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS AND CND ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Been out canvassing for Labour 3 days a week for the past month. Feeling chuffed.

The absolute state of you

So...

What did Theresa May mean by this?

PRIME MINISTER AFTER ELECTION
Corbyn: 2.48
May: 2.66

betfair.com/exchange/plus/politics/market/1.131081434

nice value betting m8

>A rain storm means victory before going into battle is assured

What does a full moon mean?

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Shami has literally nothing to say.

post dinosaurs lads, i need cheering up

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/leftypol/

Just throwing one out there.

Not drunk enough.

HOW DID MAY FUCK IT ALL UP THIS BADLY

Tim Stanley @timothy_stanley
Ministers are briefing against the Prime Minister. Ranks are breaking. Join us in 2 mins for details. #GE2017

LOL

WE NEED DAVIS

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>british patriot votes for britain hating marxist
how does that makes sense please?

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now what

Rebuild the castles and take back our lands

THEY'RE NOW DISCUSSING A LABOUR GOVERNMENT

jokes on you wagecuck

r/UKlabour

Not even kidding

Well done, Theresa.

Not enough. And too much at the same time.
My pacing is off.

lads I'm just drunk and shitposting, are labour actually pulling back?

holy shit the thunder is insane

thor is pleased

rekt

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Cheering for you lads.
May God bless you all.

BRUTALISM

Enter Boris.

Jesus christ

gulag

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Oh well, maybe Corbyn won't be so bad.

All the kebab shops near me are closed :(

Mfw Corbyn becomes PM and dies 2 weeks in due to old age

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I need some reassurance.

PLEASE someone post some positives here.

I want to die.

Who /quitting their job and going on bennies to avoid tax increase/ here?

oh ok

Its going to be a Blood Bath

Literally revenge on the olds. Maximum voting age of 50 SOON.

Boris as the new leader would be a mistake.

He's an absolute fucking mongo.

We are here to seize your means of production.

Can someone please tell me, no memeing, are the conservatives actually fucked? are we actually looking at a labour government with Dianne Abbott and all those other wankers?

>there are people on here that actually think JC will have any power

The absolute state of (you). Worst case we'll end up with a totally hung parliament and have another GE a few months down the road.

Fuck this election

Anyone else happy that this election night turned out to be many more times more interesting than they thought it would be?

this is the future you voted for.
youtube.com/watch?v=DEN8cdHrOgU

where is Nigel Farage in all this? Selling water filters?!

Jesus Christ someone please go into coalition with a David Davis led Conservative Party.
If JC de facto cancels Brexit I'll fucking kill myself.
The prospect of him in Downing Street was funny when I thought it was implausible, now it fills me with fear and loathing and Eurocuckoldry.

No she didn't

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I unironically enjoy brutalist architecture. No hope for me.

You can stop spamming the worst Kirino Mosaic now

WAHHEEEYYYY

>Barry Gardiner will negotiate Brexit

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What language was that?

Gonna do a meme degree too lad.

That's odds on.

Uh oh.

>welsh again

For fucks sake

>welsh-speaking muzzy
well this is odd

THINGS
CAN
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whoever wins we lose, what are you a redditor

odds on most seats for Labour are dropping as well.. This is insane. What is happening lads

RED