Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 25th Edition

>At a glance for foreigners
Looks like a Hung Parliament or a Minority Govt. A draw. Or a mess.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour.

>Recently called results
Labour win Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield
Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat
Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative

EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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youtube.com/watch?v=bfgD3LJ6Xb8&list=RDbfgD3LJ6Xb8
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

At least our borders will be officially dissolved now, rather than covertly so.

Th for fuck the snp

YOUR NEXT PM

WELSH LADS FUCKING MUMMY IN THE RECTUM

IT'S COMING HOME

Laugh now, but when Corbyn fucks up Brexit and the UK with his idealistic nonsense I'll be the one laughing as sandniggers bomb and rape all of you.

this election is shit. not because of the results, but it's just shit.

i want the U.S election back, lads.

>British Dentistry

oh lord i am laughing

PANIC MODE ENGAGED

Karen enjoys taking paki cock for booze and free kebab.

>DUP win helps the tories
>DUP win fucks NI in the long run

If only they weren't such fucking retards. Their sheer incompetence trains new irish nationalists like yanks bombing sandy shitholes creates new ISIS sandniggers.

I'd Pilbeam her

Tory insiders now saying that they've lost every marginal constituency that Theresa May has visited
twitter.com/FrankThomas27/status/872971706276753408

DAMAGED MAYMAYS
RETURN TO BASE

fake news censorship of watson!!
labour surge.
give corbyn your energy!

Young people need to FUCK OFF

He couldn't possible fuck it up harder than May would even if he tried.

M-M-M-M--MUMMY?????????????

Sup projector kun

>heh, better than winning if you think about it..

die old cunt britain is ours

Where does this Karen lass live in fantasy land?

I think the real story of the last year has been:
>women

kek - she really is an arrogant cunt tho.
just wait till Rudd loses..
OH, JUST WAIT!

>implying corbyn is strong enough to fight for brexit

It's over. And you're one to talk, enjoy being bombed/cucked by the EU as well frenchie ;)

What's happening.

Why is labour winning?

I had some hope for you redcoats after Brexit and all but I am starting to lose faith.

FOR THE MANY

unz.com/article/fake-jews-deceit-and-double-think-in-britains-hostile-elite/

That's a BM-21 Grad, they're built by Russia and used by paki and wog armies. Karen is laughing because it reminds her of all the hard phallic objects she's had in her from such animal people.

>Farron might lose his fucking seat

good god

NOT THE FEW

An unverified account with less than 3000 followers, got a better source?

SWINGOMETER TIME

Because that beurocratic fashion liking larping cunt have no clue what is going on. We had a deal with Cameron. I'm actually happy that she got fucked

>CONSERVATIVES MAKE GAIN

We're back boys.

>Tories doing well in Scotland
>Labour doing well in England

bizarro election

RIP UK

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

>giving into the verified jew

followers is valid, though

I'm just here to say that when Jobcentre May announced the election, I hoped so dearly that this would blow up in her face and I could have a good laugh.

Well. Here I am, having a right old chuckle to myself. The stupid cunt got too greedy and it's all collapsed on her. Fucking kek.

Fuck the Tories.

>being this obsessed with paki palices
Get help son.

FUCKING FINCHLEY ABOUT TO GO LABOUR

Literal fake news

Look at Momentum in the replies

farron and clegg in trouble?

2.6k followers is bretty gud m8

youtube.com/watch?v=bfgD3LJ6Xb8&list=RDbfgD3LJ6Xb8

Is there any celebrity better than Bradley among the current crop of rejects?

Jesus Christ I was made watch Mock the Week earlier and almost wanted to throw up. Apart from this guy with messy hair it was like a tumblr power hour. But at least Brad is a national treasure.

>Angus
OH HOW THE TIDES'VE TURNED

Yeovil is the response Tories have for pic related
So comfy rn

fucking state of this election
this is what u get for not meming
fucking comrade corbyn

I would be convinced by that image if it weren't for the fact that the conservatives have pledged TWICE to reduce immigration and never delivered.

FULL NIHILISM ENGAGED

Immigration went down in 2016 you tard

If anything, Corbyn is more likely to Hard Brexit than May.

If ya'll soft brexit it's worse than staying because your population will have been tricked into thinking you left and that everything is good yet nothing changes.

He also gasses kikes

He also removes kebab

He also doesn't really care about Russia

but i have been memeing

>after Brexit
Brexit hasn't even happened yet and it's gonna be a 'soft brexit' now (a.k.a. the worst of both worlds) if it happens at all. We're actually fucked lad.

>people keep going on about how May has pandered to the right of her party

what the fuck am I listening to?

BY BARELY ANYTHING YOU TARD

>Tom Watson

Get that slimy cunt off my TV.

god i hate kuenssberg but i'd fuck her so hard

>HURRRRR DURRRRRR WE EXPECT YOU TO TAKE IT DOWN TO THE TENS OF THOUSANDS IN ONE YEAR SOMETHING THAT HASN'T HAPPENED SINCE 1997
You utter moron. It was actually a significant amount.

Yeah because EU migrants fucked off home not because Amber Rudd did anything about it

Just admit it, Karen is a stereotypical British lass who can't get enough brown cock.

but why labour u leftist twat he we just get cucked by his party and his lib dem snp allies

same, true lefties only thanks

>winning

BRIT REFUGEES WELCOME

When do the results come in britbongs?

>winners

Having a bad deal is worse than simply leaving because then we're still stuck in the EU's bullshit.

Not that it matters what /redditpol/ thinks. I guess liberals finally got hold of Sup Forums

PHILLIP DAVIES GONE

Scum OUT

why are people saying Brexit is delayed?

NO ONE WITH A BRAIN EXPECTED IT YOU DENSE FAGGOT. TORIES NEVER KEEP THEIR PROMISES, SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT HAHAHA KEEP BULLSHITTING YOURSELF YOU IN DENIAL TORY NONCE. THATS WHY COMRADE WILL BE THE NEXT PM. KILL YOURSELF FUCKFACE.

What the FUCK is this shit-tier converge.

Haven't these news-people ever heard of a fucking map.

New thread?

>winningers

>winnnners

>

because their policies are great user wise up
unless you're earning >80k a year there is no reason to vote for the tories over labour
they pretend they're secure and stable but they're not, look at the state of the country under their watch
at least jez wants to stop being pals with saudi, wants to increase the number of police and wants to increase the number of armed police
all may wants is to tighten internet controls for some reason

50/650 seat have been called, a map would show nothing

...

How many seats will UKIP win?

HANG BLAIRITES

Giving my post power for Labour win and comrade corbyn success

They are coming in. Just slowly.

CAN'T CURB THE CORB!

Arise, ye workers from your slumber,
Arise, ye prisoners of want.
For reason in revolt now thunders,
and at last ends the age of cant!
Away with all your superstitions,
Servile masses, arise, arise!
We'll change forthwith the old tradition,
Spurn the dust to win the prize!

Then comrades, come rally,
And the last fight let us face.
The Internationale
Unites the human race.

youtube.com/watch?v=yUVAYRkdvfc

I'm going to sleep I can't bear to watch this.

We fucking lost the "culture war". It's not even been a year since brexit. We fucking suck.

PHIL DAVIES GONE

>EU bullshit and money
>Tory bullshit and no money
Mhmm. No deal sounds great, if you want to use what's left of UK as a tax shelter.

SNP on course to lose Perth

Id love to the see the Tories annoint that idiot Boris now. LOVE IT.

youtube.com/watch?v=IlkXQm7tSCY

THREAD THEME MUSIC

They can show the swing and polls in each district, as well as what is left.

This is shit-tier coverage m8.

were you not here for the swingometer or can your sepplet brain not understand how it works?

>Having a bad deal is worse than simply leaving because then we're still stuck in the EU's bullshit

I have no idea what deal you're referring to as bad. The hard or soft brexit. How I see it, hard brexit is better because you're just gone, soft brexit you still have to pay stupid fees to stay in the EUs economic zone which is lunacy because of the restrictions that Brussels puts on you.

smdh learn how to write better m8

all 650?

ARE NIGE BACK IN POLITICS
HOPE IS NOT LOST YET

>money
>implying the EU won't make us pay fees

You're deluded. The UK is finished, which makes me glad I'll be leaving soon.

I want a hard brexit but with Corbyn in power we're screwed.

They do all 435 in US. I don't see why not.