"Oi mate, I'm still awake, wanna get pissed with me and celebrate Jezza?"

>"Oi mate, I'm still awake, wanna get pissed with me and celebrate Jezza?"

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so haram

no thanks. you likely have a hairy stomach and toes.

that's that girl with the fucked up teeth from that adorable webm

who is she?

No, I want to burn down your house and drive you into the English Channel

This is my fetish.jpg

But that would be haram.
(muffled sandnigger music in the distance)

Tf is jezza?

No, I'll rip that fucking rag off your head and drive you and your people into the sea you vermin.

"W-w-w-why is y-y-y-your backpack ticking?"

I would unironically get drunk with her and fuck that chick.

I thought it's a britfag term. I'm as clueless as to what it means as you are.

>muslim
>drinking

She's going to suicide bomb a population centre the next day.

as a Australo-Aryan Male, how easy would it be for me to bang a qt muslima?

worth a shag, take the watch afterwards (probably a fake tho)

>bang

good word choice.

y-you too...

What the fuck does this even mean, can an Aussie translate for me?

>muslims
>alcohol

greetings friend i'm still awake want to go get drunk and celebrate the labour party winning?

C-could we cuddle

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no, i just wanna fuck your ass and breed it with my semen explosion
call it a suicide enema, allahu ackbar!

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Who's Jesse?

DELETE THIS

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You pol/packs are some sexually frustrated losers.

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meant to reply

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That sounds nice but Muslim fireworks are scary.

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Fuck, Marry, Kill
>devout Muslim girl
>atheist Jewish girl *claims to be culturally Jewish
>qt Unitarian fuccboi

Celebrate what? The destruction of our civilization? The downfall of our society? Being able to see the future that will be handed down to my sons and daughters due to our collective greed and selfishness and lack of drive, commitment and thought of the world of tomorrow? Fuck your alcohol and your escapes, skank. I'm going to build an empire and conquer your children and use them as slaves to appease my great grandchildren as you enjoy your spirits you degenerate piece of shit. May you burn in hell, if not only to see me again where I will once more unleash your punishment for your apathy and service to self.