Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 29th Good Morning edition

>Corbyn to scrap Trident and use the money to rebuilding all the railways destroyed in the Beeching cuts
bbc.co.uk/news/business-40208460

>At a glance for foreigners
Labour will probably win
Conservatives are much worse than Labour

>Recently called results
10 percent swing for Labour in Putney
3.5 percent swing to Labour in a Welsh seat I can't be bothered to type out
Tom Watson keeps his seat
Mairi Black keeps her seat in Paisley and Renfrewshire South
Labour have a very good win in Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield
Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat
Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative
Nuneaton Conservative hold, minimal swing
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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youtube.com/watch?v=axvRQ7gPrUI
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Is he coming back?

wew

>>ALERT
>>ALERT

EVERYONE, YOU MUST MASTURBATE TO BLACK WOMEN RIGHT NOW

GIVE CORBYN YOUR ENERGY

>>ALERT
>>ALERT

FIRST FOR CORBYN
SHARIA MAY BTFO

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Most of the journos are saying expect another Election

WILL THE VOTING EVER END

All in favour of cloning and weaponizing Mr Blobby to deal with ISIS?

youtube.com/watch?v=fIfpzV5zLII

How the fuck did conservatives drop the ball so hard?

Does Sup Forums support this guy solely due to the fact that he's an anti-semite that hates Israel? You should support every far-left candidate and movement, then

have you listened to Theresa may ?

It was on purpose. May wanted to lose hence her absolute retarded decisions. She doesn't want the job anymore due to how taxing it is and the fact it will taint and ruin the Conservative party, passing it onto Labour is the best chance they have so they don't have to deal with that shit. This is all going to May's plan.

May cannot campaign and the manifesto was shit.

>May wanted to lose hence her absolute retarded decisions.

Occam's Razor says that she's just a woman.

Bits and pieces.The general gist is that she's being a complete autist I gather.

not much different than over here

Another Labour gain

Theresa May is a Margaret Thatcher wannabe with 1/4th the balls. That's why.

>Labour will probably win

IT'S EARLY CHRISTMAS

>Scotland could save the Tories

What bizarro fucking world is this?

I hope he does some cool socialist shit like they did in the Arab states.

I hope you guys soon have parks named "8th of June Park" and squares named "8th of June Square" and roads names "8th of June Boulevard"

Thought they had it in the bag by a mile, so used it to push through some unpopular policies they thought the county needed. May have been a miscalculation.

If I was a Brit I probably wouldn't have voted this election tbqh. Corbyn isn't actually so bad in my opinion (If he could actually do and say what he wants) but his colleages are total cancer; May and the conservatives are essentially the same cancer.

SNP fags have been winding us up for too long!

Corbyn literally had sex with a morbidly overweight black woman to prove how progressive he is to his friends.

Ultimate cuck.

Blacks are our ally against the Jew.

Can I get a quick rundown on this?

i still can't believe that retarded june will be the end of may meme is coming true, though i'm on kikebook enough to see the groundswell of hatred theresa may was getting.

i hope so too

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Yes, she's been called a "Poundland Thatcher" in the press. I think it was Peter Hitchens who called her that.

[Autistic screetching]

I hope labour wins so that us radicals can push the tories to the right.

It's like we've mind-melded or summink.

I think corbychev might surprise everyone by being not a cunt & actually attempting the job description.
>A quiet word in the BoE's ear whilst wearing scarlet socks could make a lot of difference.

If you're scared of socialism you should end yourself

It's all part of his master plan

Corbysky perhaps, maybe, in the depths of his heart, understands the migrant threat to the working class better than others in his party. Not like he would be able to do anything about it though.

nah its mostly just jews having excessive power in European homelands and being complete hypocrites as to ethnic nationalism

unz.com/article/fake-jews-deceit-and-double-think-in-britains-hostile-elite/

why?

man this election is s-*yaaawn* so exciti-zzZZZzzzZZz

GULAG'D

They missed the memo that Diane Abbott is OUT.

>Forecast 322

I have been on the shitter for a the last 30 minutes.
What did I miss?

Fucking hell Trump is a such a boss.

youtube.com/watch?v=-tW0QqiT2LU

THREAD THEME
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE YET LADS

Went to be an hour ago and just woke up

are the tories still bombing?

How can Torys get 322+ when they're so far behind now? Is it simply a bias in which constituencies have been announced at this point??

alri lads

Scotland

They're on course to outperform thanks to the SNP getting fucked

>there's no rock music and explosions
>the burger gets bored

I can see how (((they))) control you so easily.

England and Scotland sitting in a tree

>Losing your father and your job in the space of a 2 weeks

WEW...

>DUP MAJORITY DECLARED

>it was a joke

There's 650 seats, less than 200 are declared

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is Cable gonna win?

>Turbodegeneracy is our ally against degeneracy

>Sup Forums is cheering for a fucking communist
What is this

ITS NOT OVER YET JEREMY

>A J-JOKE

Con+DUP=332

Tory friendly seats declare later than Labour

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>Shariah May's sole achievement was cucking the SNP

>Cons winning in Scotland
>Gaining In the north
>Getting reemed in the south

Can somebody kindly explain to me exactly what the fuck is going on?

SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
>SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN
SERVES THE FUCKING SNP RIGHT FOR TRYING TO DESTORY THE GREATEST UNION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN

David Davis for new Con leader

people who need to be on the "winning side"

>Dimbleby muttering "bloody hell"

Ian Paisley Jr. re-elected

>Scotland right now

youtube.com/watch?v=axvRQ7gPrUI

Best outcome narrow majority and cons use this scare to actually get their shit together. An actual opposition, who knew?

>that dimblebot saying bloody hell

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SNP IS KILL

SNP IS KILL

No fucking clue pal.

CON GAIN

I swear the lib dems are fucking labour up. Fuck

Teresa May is done as PM, isn't she?
They will get rid of her at the first opportunity.

MEME MAGIC HAS TURNED VIRAL

mic chatter is so good

>The Greatest Union
>Not the USA

I'm a /Davis Duke/ now

TORIES TOOK A SEAT IN FUCKING LIVERPOOL

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ELECTION

>Let the dog out for a shit
>Miss two threads

Way to fast for me lads

>voting for the quintessential tory boy

He's saying what pretty much everyone is thinking right now, I don't think many people thought this would happen

>just heard dimbelby mutter bloody hell under his breath as the conservatives just took Renfrewshire east

Kek

They're going to do it aren't they.

Scotland are going to give the conservatives a majority.

Both sides are shit

>"bloody hell"

Umm, no sweetie... that would be the EUROPEAN (or Soviet) Union. This is you Brexit sharts penance.

Remoaners were southern cunts and the SNP cant run a bath any better than Scottish Labour.

Conservative GAIN East Renfrewshire from SNP.

Have the Tories taken a single seat from Labour yet?

>Scottish tory

WILL MOGG RETAIN HIS SEAT LADS

Someone needs to get sacked at the BBC for this shit

Fucking disgrace all round

A TORY GOVERNMENT GIVEN TO ENGLAND BY SCOTLAND

WAS IT EVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE?

Literally drafting a resignation letter right now I imagine