Wake up today

>Wake up today
>Look at $700 iPhone
>CNN: It's over for Drumpf today
>Oh boy, it's finally the big day
>Double Bonus
> $750 paycheck finally hit
>Pay interest on student loans
>Still $80k in debt for gender studies
>Drop off $700 rent check 8 days late
>Call off work at coffee shop
>Gotta go see Comey ruin Drumpf!
>Bike down to the local bar
>They're having specials
>$5 PBRs
>Testimony Starts
>Lorreta Lynch?
>Bet they're gonna talk about the grandkids
>Told FBI to call it a "matter?!?!?"
>Log into Huffpo
>Okay cool, they still say Drumpf is done
>They've never been wrong
>Ha! Bet they never catch that leaker.
>What?!? Comey is a shitbag leaker?!?
>Guys??? It's still over for Drumpf, right?
>"Trump not under FBI investigation"
>This can't be happening again!
>"NYT had it all wrong".
>But I just renewed my subscription!
>Get text from Share Blue
>$.07/post tonight
>"Comey did really well today"
>"Definitely over for Trump"
>I'm resisting!
>Maybe not today, but someday I'll get ahead
>Someday I'll stop worrying about dying alone.

This was somebody's day today.

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so what happened?

i wasnt able to watch it. and i dont see anything posted

He said nothing we didn't already know. Except:

>Loretta lynch told him to call the clinton E-mail thing a "matter" and not an investigation

>Trump told him to be loyal and let flynn go, which could be interpreted as obstruction if you are autistic

>John McCain is a weirdo

>Trump is not under investigation

>Forgetting to prep girlfriend's bull

You should really watch Tucker Carlson. He covers it pretty well and then some.

Just when today couldn't get any worse!

I's sad how empty people's lives where politics is starting to fill their empty void and not educated politics but empty petty WWE style nonsense. It should be law that any political opinion you have must be validated with facts at gunpoint.

kek, I literally watched at a bar in minneapolis with some friends and I was the only one there out of a half dozen rooting for Trump

BAM!! also, checked

drumpf supporters are the opposite side of the same coin

>all those distraught hipsters' faces when they realize that Comey doesn't have shit on Trump, and just got the Clintons into trouble instead

Trump impeachment is imminent.

bing.com/search?q=reality winner taliban&FORM=AWRE
Demoshits are so corrupt everything backfires on them

Totally agreed. We just need to find those tax returns.

>Drop off $700 rent check 8 days late

more like $2k min in brooklyn, thats if you live with roommates. where the fuck are you from??

what is that ostrich doing wearing a pink hat and how did it evolve hands?

No. I support Trump but I come here for the dank memes and happenings but I am really only here for like 2% of my day at most. I would never go to a fucking bar to watch politics.

How can people still be believing this shit?!?!!?

>$700 rent
holy shit kid you are not gonna do well in the real world
stay in mom's basement

Trump is done, this is only the begining.

2.00 PBRs here in Oregon they saw you coming

>Drumpf

You know you have to be over 18 to post here right kid?

Most of them have Irish ancestry, since it's brooklyn. Wish you white niggers never would've came here

The beginning is done, this is only Trump

I wonder how much coal has to burn to crank all those lava lamps

He forgot to mention that everyone in that picture lives in the same 14x14 studio apartment.

But how would you be able to eat Irish food otherwise?

>NYT editor still getting it wrong

WHAT THE FUCK?????

>Log into Huffpo
>Okay cool, they still say Drumpf is done

This was a quality post, OP.

>can't wait to impeach that stupid, tiny hands, traitorous, orange haired, incestous, racist, sexist, islamophobic sack of shit
namaste

Trump supporters don't need to gather in groups like this and try to draw enough strength to go on living a lie. Because we're living the truth everyday. Trump is OUR President.

Except that they're winning

this is brilliant

Good Green Text

well done op i laughed

Uhmm sweetie
*Sips Starbucks
So what you're saying is
*Checks Twitter
Drumpf isn't going to be impeached?
*Creates hashtag
Reeeeeee
*Destroys public trashcan

Depends on the size of the light bulbs. The smaller ones are like what, those mini 25 watt.

I quite literally got paid $701 dollars today

nice one m80

say hello to r/Sup Forums

Still mad they started charging more than a buck for that garbage.

kek

quality post

This made me laugh. Have another (You) friendo

>"Namaste"
Te la mamamaste.

> argh
> I'm soooooo mad right now
> Comey TESTIFIED that his feelings told him that DERUMP was using his power to tell him what to do
> Why is no one talking about this? He was VIRTUALLY raped by BRUMPFF
> No president should be this much of a bully
> this was a clear crime
> HE must be stopped!!

It's like election night all over again.

there are people in any place in the world pay 2k$ monthly to live with roommates?

Yes, they're called millenials.

Actually pretty much this. The one thing I did take away from it though was how fucking sneaky and smart Comey is. Obviously a man in his position isn't a dumbass, but god damn that dude was actually playing 4 dimensional chess and then he put on a fairly convincing show of how he was an innocent man trying to do right by us.

Didn't buy it for a second, but I was genuinely impressed. Reminded me of House of Cards really.

I guess I learned today who a former Washington swamp string puller was. Because Comey was 100% a part of that Swamp and I'm curious what his end game is.

>"NYT had it all wrong".
>But I just renewed my subscription!

Fucking awesome bro

Irish kids from Brooklyn don't drink PBR in Bushwick. We drink Jameson in Bay Ridge bro.

>it. Irish kid from brooklyn

nothing is posted because the shills have no narrative anymore to grasp onto

>checkem for proof

2k$ is the rent of my apartment for year and half in other place of the world

I'm sure people in that room have at least some Irish in them, the red hair gets bred out as we all know.

>5 dollar PBR

Holy shit im dying

2k will get you a 2 room with a single bathroom next to the kitchen for a month in Boston or a shitty part of New York or a tiny room in San Francisco.

People in the states who live in big cities (particularly shit head 20-30 somethings with no real skills) pay 30k a year on rent.
I personally own a house and land in a decent sized city away from 45 minutes away from Boston.

>fucking brooklyn
>USA
>getting hurt about a BRITISH election

hipsters folks

life seems tough for underskilled people in the US

i read that as corbyn,fuck me i gotta sleep

I'm a jew and even I want to kill the jews reading this blatant lying kike

>Bet they're gonna talk about the grandkids
Sup Forums needs a late night political comedy show

It is. People who barely made it through highschool and work for minimum wage almost always live on assistance around other shitty people.

Then you have these millennial types as mentioned above that live off their parents, although they will never admit it. They do odd jobs and blog and pretend to be creative.

Then you have blue collar guys who actually do very well, trades have made a comeback hard here, and even though these preps still look down on them, tradesmen make 2-3 times more than these kids ever will.

Hows Egypt now btw?

getting into a trade is the best thing i ever did

Egypt is kinda in good shape now, expect some terror attacks happen every few months

Praying to who? Certainly isn't God

Science

I learned from my father but I still went to college for finance. I don't want to do anything with finance for the rest of my life. Actually looking into the military now.

That's kind of good to hear I guess. At least you are somewhat stable. I do wish you guys would do a better job of protecting your coptics though.

I am coptic, well yeah police can do slightly better but suicide bombers and other type of terror attacks are very hard to get stopped and we have long border with Libya a country ruined by Hillary and now it is a terrorists breeder

Quality construction m8.
Quality.

I was paying more attention to this

(((Weisman))) and (((Griswold)))

seriously the fourth reich can not come soon enough

You're the man

i may be roman catholic but seeing what happens to you guys in egypt makes me fucking furious

hope you do okay and stay safe man

Buddism is literally Satanism. Lavey's daughter is a buddist.

You dont know what literally means so stop using it

Thanks man, I hope these bad days will end soon

Very accurate TBQH

Hilariously the only hard core dem in my family heard it this way as well. These people just select what they want to hear, very strange. He said lynch and the Clinton email investigation verbatim.

They won't.

>Get text from Share Blue
>$.07/post tonight

Ahahaahaha this is so good. How can some people be so disconnected from reality that they thought this would be something LOL. They leftards have been trying for so long to get Trump but its just been a bunch of bloggers role playing as news reporters making up a fake narrative. HOLY SHIT YOU MUST BE RETARDED TO BELIEVE THEM LOL

...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I know as long as gulf's oil money curse is exist this wont stop, it was just a naive hope

>mfw I own a $700 iPhone
>sh!t#f$ck.jpg
>I cud b a lib
>kills self

>Rooting for x
>Just as bad as all the other people rooting one way or the other trying to turn politics in to sport.

Found a Video of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=SGqYVMDEWFk

Is this a meme? I refuse to believe that many people even know Comey was testifying

...

>Paying $2 for a fifty-cent beer

Honestly this isn't that bad. Watching a congressional hearing is better for democracy than getting your daily CNN propaganda.

where have I seen that look before..

Holy shit! I just had this exact conversation with my buddies reacting to this exact tweet.

I even said "they work part time at an organic grocery to pay off their $80,000 humanities degree."

>10:00am
>drinking voluntarily

This

My thicc waifu

>Drinking at 9:55 am. Happy that Drumpft is finally going to get whats coming to him!
>Drinking at 10:30 am. The bartender was given half of the $750 paycheck, and told to keep them coming.

Yep, pretty much a bunch of degenerate wagecucks drinking at 10 am.

but at least it's the winning side