Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 30th edition

>At a glance
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Labour win Ealing Central and Acton with 12 percent.
Labour gain Stockton South with a swing of 5.7 percent
Battersea Labour gain from Conservative with a swing of 10 percent
Tories take Angus from SNP with a
10 percent swing for Labour in Putney
3.5 percent swing to Labour in a Welsh seat I can't be bothered to type out
Tom Watson keeps his seat
Mairi Black keeps her seat in Paisley and Renfrewshire South
Labour have a very good win in Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield
Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat
Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative
Nuneaton Conservative hold, minimal swing
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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It's a bloodbath.

You clearly saw someone had already posted one you fag

lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=dcXNXKtu8z4

So why are so many britcucks pro-LAB here?
Anyone care to explain?

>the exit poll is an overestimate

>went downstairs to get some cereal
>there's a Labour Seize Squad in my kitchen
>telling me they're here to redistribute the Rice Krispies
>they barely gave me half a bowl and hardly any milk

Are the French white?

all i ever wanted from this election was reddit to leave

Will Tim renegue on "no deals" ?

There's some music playing through the Tory headquarters. Let's take a listen.

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

youtube.com/watch?v=mjlVkWwhHbE

ROBERTSON ABOUT TO GET FUCKED

>a minority CON government

YEP.

we're in for another general election lads

>These SNP losses

I don't care who wins, this is the real prize right now.

Jocks are going to hang themselves in the street.

Ok going to sleep

Hung parliament zzzzzz

British politics is fantastic.

>Hilary btfo
>then Le Pen
>now May
is the western world subconsciously saying fuck off roasties?

CORBO THE GOD
fuck he must be so high right now

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What % of results are in?

can a new conservative leader win the next general election after a hung parliament lads? how do we stop this labour momentum?

> they're probably not on Sup Forums

ROBERTSON OUT

Free gibs or so they think.

ANGUS GET FUCKED

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BYE BYE ANGUS BYE BYE

ANGUS GOT FUCKED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Labour will win this election. If no progressive coalition is formed, another election will see a Labour majority. Mark my words.

What are you drinking lads?

Gin and tonic here. Got some Fever Tree in for the occasion.

Non.

ANGUS ROBERTSON BTFO

WOULD THURRRR PRRRIIIIMINIIISTARRRRR ACKNOWLDGE MY BTFOING

twitter.com/britainelects/status/872986203796250624

Angus BTFO

Should have voted for the milk man.

Glorious.

>senior Tories don't expect them to exceed the exit polls

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCK UP IN BRITISH POLITICS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>All the idiots in these threads crying over the result

Don't you see? You were fucked either way, business as usual, more mass immigration.

>SNP got fucked

silver lining

IT BEGINS
bbc.com/news/live/election-2017-40171454

My constituency is going to turn red, fucking kill me now

About 15%

>scotland goes blue
>england goes red

mood

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Theresa May is just an unbelievably fucking shit politician

HAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF ANGUS YOU VIRTUE SIGNALLING FUCK

ah well, there's that at least.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU ANGUS ROBERTSON

Don't forget clegg and the milkman potentially losing their seats

SNP BTFO

ANGUS BTFO

Hahaha Robertson out

she did manage to keep it somewhat under wraps for a while

AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

SLOW

when is the next election for prime minister?

Lol the Lib Dems will have more seats in Scotland than England

IT WAS ALL WORTH IT

Glad I didn't drink tonight. I am relishing every second of this.

Brexit and this election has shown that anything can happen.

Buckle up, buckaroos

If Farron loses his seat we might return to the ConLib glory days.

>Scotland ensuring a Tory minority government

Jesus fucking christ

Corona Familiar 32 fluid ounces AKA the state of Florida refuses to sell goddamn 40s.

Thanks much mate

What source are you using?

>this kills scottish independence

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU ANGUS

>libdems will have seats

No bullshit. How fucked are you guys?

>this kills Scottish independence

GOMMUNISM == NO RELIGION

SENPAI!

She didn't need to call the election. It was ESPECIALLY retarded after just giving the article 50 notification. This is a cock up of the highest order.

THIS KILLS SCOTTISH INDEPENDENCE

>scots save may
what

>another 3 months of political campaigning confirmed

THE CONSERVATIVES ARE RISING!!!!

He'd be proud.

I hated the cunt but there's no question that he bullied May on PMQs, and that was good because Corbyn never did.

I don't even fucking care in just happy the SNP are getting trashed and the DUP is doing great

>with the DUP undermining lib dems for giggles
Would be pretty funny.

Is it all over now for results, shall I go to bed?

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

Conservatives: Slow death
Hung Parliament: Chaos

We were heading off a cliff anyway, might as well swerve the car in a random direction

Might kill Brexit too so it doesn't help much.

BBC projection moving towards Tories due to SNP collapse. Now 322-261-32-13

SNP ABSOULTELY BTFO

PAKI LOVING CUNT AND ROBERTSON ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH!!!!!!!

Why are there two threads? Mods won't be happy.

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This is topping Brexit for craziness.

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that is where i grew up

fucking english cunts get out of my hometown fuck off we're full reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Can someone tell me why this election was called? Is it a special election or a routine one?

This

based Nige

i sincerely hope a brexit sequel is more godfather pt 2 than ghostbusters 2

port
I am solidly drunk now

labour takes G. Grimsby

>(twinned: Grimsby)

Could the DUP possibly form a coalition with Tories?

This 100%. We were fucked either way but opportunities lives in chaos.