Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 31st edition

>At a glance
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Angus Roberton loses his seat.
Labour win Ealing Central and Acton with 12 percent.
Labour gain Stockton South with a swing of 5.7 percent
Battersea Labour gain from Conservative with a swing of 10 percent
Tories take Angus from SNP with a
10 percent swing for Labour in Putney
3.5 percent swing to Labour in a Welsh seat I can't be bothered to type out
Tom Watson keeps his seat
Mairi Black keeps her seat in Paisley and Renfrewshire South
Labour have a very good win in Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield
Wrexham Labour hold, was important seat
Darlington Labour hold, was important seat, could have gone Conservative
Nuneaton Conservative hold, minimal swing
Kettering Conservative hold, 2.6% swing for Labour
Newcastle Upon Tyne North Labour Hold, Conservative swing by only 0.6%, further indication that Conservatives will sweep to victory


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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Are Ruth and the DUP going to rescue us lads.

DUP TO THE RESCUE TO DEMAND A HARD BREXIT

you fucked up May, even if you squeek out a slim majority or coalition

SNP DEAD

AHAHAHAHA

FUCK AMBER RUDD

first

There are three possible outcomes of this election now:
>Labour wins a majority
>Labour forms a coalition
>Hung Parliament - Few months of campaigning - Labour wins a majority
The reason Labour will win a majority in a successive election is because all of the LibDems, Plaid Cymru, Green Party and independents will vote Labour; lefties will stick together and flock to Corbyn now that he isn't so "unelectable"
The "right" side of politics in the UK is now dead for a few generations

SCOTKEKS SAVING MAY

APOLOGISE

That Ruth Davidson has done well...

Why all the negativity?

-Boris will be PM

-Based DUP will be in government

-Tasmina ahmed-sheikh Angus robertson has lost their seats


Going great so far.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

REVENGE OF IAN

DUP-supported Tory government is still on the cards.

Leanne Wood didn't win her seat thankfully.

edit the exit poll to the bbc forecast in the op

I'm glad the SNP are getting BTFO but the tories are going to wreck the internet...

mummy

May leaving home

will she leave her job soon?

>LINDSAY HOYLE STILL IN
B A S E D

SAY IT WITH ME

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APOLOGISE

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW

Wouldn't 322 just about be a working majority considering the Sinn Fein seats?

LEAVE THE LABOUR PARTY TO ME

BAURICE FOR PM

F

Hoping for a small Conservative majority with May resigning.

>cancerous MP's being removed, May untenable but the tories might eke a coalition out of this yet

remove May, get serious about Labour and Corbyn and it'll be a good night.

Come on Scotland. Don't let Labour AKA people who have never experienced actual fucking labour take over.

Kill the reds!

Wenger IN

Feel kind of bad for Rudd desu, lost her dad and now her job

Angus Robertson gone
: )

I like looking at these qt place names in Britain.

Looks like it's going to be an Orange Brexit

Say hello to your new Prime Minister.

Never gonna take the piss out of the Scots again.

Positives of tonight:

>Anna Soubry out
>Angus Robertson out
>Ahmed-Sheikh out
>SNP rekt
>Nige is coming back
>we'll have a pro-Brexit leader of the Tories as of tomorrow

Same
BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS

>Justine Greening and her massive warty jaw

Beautiful. Ode of Joy singing cunts.

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BASED SCOTTISH UNIONISTS

Please give us a DUP deputy PM

that is the best case at this point

>Scotland might be about to impose a tory government on England

Muh dick

i'll miss her LGBTQHX kill all men debates

said no one ever

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COME ON DUP, SAVE US. DO IT FOR IAN

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RUTH DAVIDSON FOR PM

ITS ALL FUCKED

START EATING GLUE AND GLITTER

WE'RE IN FOR A RIDE

Seriously though. What the fuck did May think?
Skipping interviews, debates, not giving clear answers to problems, etc etc.

Why the hell did she call for a snap election? She's either nuts or got told to do so by """them""".

>make prediction
>be wrong
>change prediction real-time to save face

why is this allowed?

CONSERVATIVE GAIN FROM LIB DEM

stronger together

CONSERVATIVE GAIN FROM LIBERAL DEMOCRATS IN SOUTHPORT

>S K I M M E D

NORTHERN IRELAND AND SCOTLAND TO THE RESCUE

GOD BLESS THE DUP AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

How do I take the blackpill lads?

Yeah same. And she seemed quite competent too.

Can't imagine the grief of losing ones father.

>scots aren't even good at being lefties

unbelievable, useless cunts

BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS

She's an MSP, the PM has to be an MP

when the fuck will you mudslimes get the final results in? cmon englandistan. it's almost dinnertime in america

So who the fuck won?

RUTH 2022

This. She was basically a Blairite but that's rough

Best result. Tories moving more right.

>tfw Scotland and N.I help tories win the election and the UK feels closer than ever

They won't be passing shit for laws with a minority government m8

so are we agreed that tories will stay in power, but may will go?

I'm sorry.

If it is any consultation I did vote SNP.

Excellent, he's one of my favourite parliamentary figures
Was talk he'd lose his seat -- well glad he's back in.
Hopefully he can prise the Speakership off Bercow

Deep fried tunnock teacakes desu

She thought she could just run the clock out

She disrespected the public and they took notice

HAS THE ETERNAL PICT SAVED US?

TIM 'GAS THE HOMOS, THEOCRACY NOW' FARRON BTFO

You've fucked this Election right up, haven't ya? Eh? Haven't ya? Eh? Answer me!"

what's going on? is this bad?

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT STRONG AND STABLE

Is that not clear and concise enough for you?

Like 2-3 hours or something

I'm fucking delighted at some of these MPs getting fucked.

It's determinal for success. When spic or a nigger will be guaranteed attached in Latvia, you know that the country is doing well

Surely non-white subhumans not being legally outlawed on a national level from even visiting makes Latvia cucked, but still better than Britain

THE MILK HAS BEEN SKIMMED

>Anna Soubry out
is this real? I just woke up

Why are we such subversive, fickle cunts? Are we just out to infuriate everyone?

Why is the exit poll on Sky saying 314 still?

>Boris
>Actually pro-Brexit

Wew milad

Lads do I go madly into my overdraft on my student account?

May worst tory PM ever?

serious

Would have her as leader tomorrow desu

Boris has been quoted as being in favour of freedom of movement multiple times, so he's worth keeping an eye on.

I'd want Gove personally. Always got a Himmler-esque vibe from him.

POST YFW

>SNP losing to Conservatives

322 IS A MAJORITY YOU SENILE OLD CUNT

SINN FEIN WON'T LOSE THEIR SEATS

>Ireland votes tory

what a fucking world

boomb the fuck out us please dup

Burn the coal, pay the toll.

REMINDER

>Con now 322

MILKMAN LOSING HIS SEAT
RECOUNT ONGOING

She's always been weak, people were warned about her when it became clear Cameron was going to quit.

Labour gain