Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 32nd edition

>At a glance
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Con hold Blackpool North & Cleveleys with a 4.9% majority
Angus Roberton loses his seat.
Labour win Ealing Central and Acton with 12 percent.
Labour gain Stockton South with a swing of 5.7 percent
Battersea Labour gain from Conservative with a swing of 10 percent
Tories take Angus from SNP with a
10 percent swing for Labour in Putney
3.5 percent swing to Labour in a Welsh seat I can't be bothered to type out
Tom Watson keeps his seat
Mairi Black keeps her seat in Paisley and Renfrewshire South
Labour have a very good win in Tooting
Labour take Nick Clegg's seat in Sheffield

EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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LADS IS IT LIKELY THAT TORIES GET A MAJORITY NOW? FUCKING TELL ME LADS IM WORRIED

FUCK YOU CUNT

YOU KNEW THERE WAS A THREAD ALREADY

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oh fuck off rightly someone already posted a thread, why'd you have to be a nob and post another one

FUCK OFF NONE RIGHTLY POSTERS

>bloody hell

they'll have to go to the DUP to get a majority

YOU FUCKING RETARD CUNT THIS THREAD STILL HAS LESS THAN 50

KILL YOURSELF AUTIST FUCK

Con/DUP coalition likely.

ANYONE ELSE HEAR DIMBLEBY MUTTER 'BLOODY HELL'?

Why are those important dup seats not shown in the forecast/poll?

Is the dup a minority party which is given those seats automatically?

SNP BTFO BEST NEWS OF THE NIGHT

>BLOODY HELL

Dimbleby you can't swear on air!

how was ian paisley re-elected i thought he died

fuck off mate. The tripfag has been making threads all night/morning

You're autistic

Alright lads, redpill me on Davis.

BASED SCOTTISH UNIONISTS

Miss me yet?

Ian Paisley hold
Commissar Corbyn will NOT be pleased

No, you are the autist fuck.

BLOODY HELL -- DIMBLES

"canterbury, held by the tories for-"

"ten thousand years!"

kek i love channel four actually

Paisley Junior

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BRITLOSERS BTFO'D SO HARD LMAO

What does this mean. Will DUP have influence over national politics?

Did anyone catch the 14 year old kid who just won in Scotland?

BBC fucking up technicalities with our tax money, he's bloody right.

Very good on civil liberties. Peter Hitchens likes him

Me on the right

Bloody Hell indeed.

Scotland is turning Blue.

Thread got splitted.

Well guess ill go to bed

Fuck me, we really are in trouble if we are being saved by Scotland.

>Scots will literally save us from Corbyn
APOLOGISE

Dude on the right just won.

"Assad must go" - Theresa May

We're heading towards a hard and bloody Brexit you Kraut cunt.

Nothing makes sense anymore

Does she have any seats at all?

Not that much, but it will be neat seeing Nigel Dodds on the front bench, the DUP are real conservatives too.

STOP THE CON GAINS, THE INTERNET WILL BE FUCKED UP PROPER

"Theresa May must go" - Assad

a literally who
he looks about 14

serious question.. if corbyn becomes PM and scraps brexit does a civil war happen?

NICHOLSON FUCKED

>will overtake you
Why and how? You forgot that Whites have the best genetic memory of murder, warfare and nuclear research. Good luck invading racialist Czech Republic with all the Russians and Germans working on a nuclear thingy there

>Tories have slim majority or just under
>Think its in the bag
>Corbyn phones his IRA buddies
>Sinn Fein agree to TAKE THEIR SEATS
Post yfw

Thanks Scots you're not such cunts now.

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>Andrew Neil's fuckbuddy John Nicolson dumped out
Great news.

Chilean retard here. Wasnt this election moved forward to WIN more seats? What happened?

LIB DEM GAIN

HAGGIS ABSOLUTELY STIRRED

'Assad must go' - majority of the Blairite Labour party

DELICIOUS DUMBARTONSHIRE MILK

>all these big snp names losing seats

JUST

May and Sturgeon on suicide watch?

Imagine the butthurt there will be if there's another Tory + Lib Dem coalition lel

Behold, the face of the man who saved the conservative majority

Who will replace May is she resigns but Torys/DUP form a coalition and win??

So the scots that sperged out on parliament will be removed?
That sounds nice.

Hopefully not. Dreary centre-left political correctness with a dash of Welsh nationalist memery

#BETTERTOGETHER

Are Jo is back

It's a tricky situation, because if she goes, the we have the whole "mandate" meme again.

>Scotland is turning Blue.

Just like old times, it's the woad

>tfw no one told you about the Kym Marsh or Tamzin Outhwaite leaks

I thought we were all bros?

Thank fuck we don't have to see that smug fuck on QT ever again

I've got somewhere for her to sit

MUMMY IS OUT

Does May own anything other than this red suit?

May fucked up hard, she'll be resigning soon.

May overplayed her hand

>SNP lost a seat to the fucking Milkmen

The absolute state of Scotland

>Gerry, It's Jeremy
>Activate it.

NICOLSON

May doesn't look too happy lmao

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Rightly So provides the strong and stable threads Brit/pol/ needs at this uncertain time.

>scotland saves british capitalism
AS IT WAS FORETOLD IN THE DEAD SEA SCROLLS

May looks absolutely fucked.

May ran a garbage campaign, that simple. Even if the tories squeek out a majority she still fucked up calling for a snap election and LOSING seats

youtu.be/kjNG8W3fwY0

May looked fucking pleased

That was weird

Scotland is just everyone gang raping the SNP lel

>Labour winning in Canterbury
FUCKING CANTERBURY

What the hell is going on? It's been a safe Tory seat for literally 100 years. I wouldn't have fucking spoiled my ballot if it was going to be this close. Fuck. Fuck students.

She's predicted to get the usual three seats, which means PC must be a major party

youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

SCOTLAND

SNP Superstar not looking so super.

>make election early to get absolute majority
>get BTFOD hard, lose seats and make the socialists gain seats even after two muzzie terror attacks

THE STATE OF BRITBONGISTAN

kek he looks about 12

where were you when SNP was kill

They were posted earlier.

May being a worse campaigner than Jeb Bush

The EU referendum really rearranged the politics in this country

Jesus christ

What website does this graphic come from?

>twitter scum raging at scotland

HA

HA

NICOLA STURGEON

FUCK OFF AND RESIGN