Jeff, this is your dad, stop posting and go to sleep

Jeff, this is your dad, stop posting and go to sleep.

and a allahu akbar to you too dad

Go to bed

Honey this is your mom, your dad is getting really upset. Please just go to bed and dont throw a fit, you have school every day and you need to get used to acting responsible.

yes fuck you jeff

Tyler, stay out of this. Your brother is in enough trouble already.

This is your dad again, Jeff. Listen to your friends and just go to sleep.

Jeff, your parental figure has demanded you leave this site immediately.

Hi im ronny i have autism and i think jeff should play wih me andlet me use hiscolored pencils

thank you

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Jeff, we are all here by your bed. We love you. Please come back to us.

Jeff, I have incriminating information about Hillary Clinton, she

scared

This is Jeff's dad, what are you trying to give my son?

>yfw you're Jeff

Jeff, I have important information about this man here. He is the key to releasing you from the simulation. He is The One! Go now, and let the legend come back to life!

Dont listen to them Jeff, this is your father and you need to get in bed.

can someone shut this down please? jeff needs to go to bed

Where is that damn boy?

Don't do it Jeff, stay with us. You'll get two scoops instead of one.

free yourself jeff

J1E3E3F7F7

There is no Jeff.

Jeff what are you