Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 33rd edition

>At a glance
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Clegg loses seat
Con hold Blackpool North & Cleveleys with a 4.9% majority
Angus Roberton loses his seat.
Labour win Ealing Central and Acton with 12 percent.
Labour gain Stockton South with a swing of 5.7 percent
Battersea Labour gain from Conservative with a swing of 10 percent
Tories take Angus from SNP with a
10 percent swing for Labour in Putney

EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM
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anime

Nick Cuck

WHO IS NEXT

Tories win majority

Tories expected to take another seat in Scotland, overturning a 15,000 majority.

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRITAIN YES

>doing a 180 at 4 in the morning
wtf britain

SCOTLAND FOREVVVVERRRRRRRRRR


>Bagpipes playing

>tripcuck making a new thread before bump limit
THE ABSOLUTE INSECURITY OF TRIPTARDS

Alex Salmond and Tim Farron are possibly out

good post

This election has me biting my nails.

F for Clegg
S for Robertson

Clegg physically can't stop speaking

Nick the cuck is almost dropping a tear. Kek'd.

Nick Clegg and Vince Cable are good blokes who speak their minds. Really a shame to see Clegg go.

youtube.com/watch?v=aCdCzS3c9SE

Salmond

CLEGG OUT
FARRON OUT
LAMB OUT

LIB DEMS BTFO, NOW A SCOTTISH PARTY

>Boris memes might actually be true

Salmond or Rudd

Lmfao

I still cannot get over Nick Cleggs face

Hopefully Salmond

- ALL TOGETHER NOW
Hark, when the night is falling
Hear, hear the pipes are calling
Loudly and proudly calling down through the glen
There where the hills are sleeping
now feel the blood a leaping
high as the spirits of the old highland men

(Chorus)
Towering in gallant fame
Scotland my mountain hame
High may your proud standards gloriously wave

Land o' the high endeavour
Land o' the shining river
land o' my heart forever
Scotland the brave

NICK CLEGG GREAT BRITISH RAILWAY JOURNEYS WHEN?

ODDS ON NICK CLEGG SUICIDE THIS YEAR?

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>tfw when you all of a sudden got no seat

SCOTLAND IS TORY COUNTRY NOW

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TIM
TIM
TIM

(((MY PLANS))) FOR STRONG AND STABLE LEADERSHIP

First for right to bear arms so I can obrezify a Lee Enfield

I'm enjoying this much more than I thought I would

We have to make it seem like the leftists can win so we get to see their devastation later.

Why do you deduct Sinn Fein?

(Sorry, don't know shit about Northern Ireland )

f for may
f for tasmina ahmed
f for david davies
f for amber rudd
f for clegg
f for farron

OK BBC, move on, we know you have a hard-on for him

So lads, will we survive?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_O'Mara

Clegg lost to someone with Cerebal Palsy

It's the only thing stopping him from crying

PRESS S TO SPIT ON CLEGG

>hassle Westminster for years for a devolved parliament because of the never ending Tory government
>get it
>choose not to use the powers granted to us
>vote a new Labour government into power
>abandon Labour en masse for a Scottish National Independence Party
>enjoy England and Wales subsidising our incredibly high deficit
>harass the new Tory government for an independence referendum
>vote 'no' in the referendum because it was just a bit of cheeky banter
>hand a massive majority to the SNP anyway
>reject the SNP's calls for a second independence referendum shortly after
>new election called
>abandon the country's historic principles to cuck Corbyn's socialist movement and piss off half of England
>vote Conservative for a laugh and hand them a minority government

They don't take their seats or participate in government.

POST LEFTIE SCOTLAND BUTTHURT

>Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics
Just jizzed my pants

When do the Tory safe seats usually start coming in?

LABOUR WINS PETERBOROUGH

CORBYN TRAIN CONTINUES

youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

Sinn Fein refuse to attenp parliament on principle, so never vote

Clegg the cuck

Poor Clegg he'll go off to his £250K a year EU job now.

Sinn Fein don't take their seat in parliament as they don't want to swear an oath to the Queen.

Behold.

The man who saved the union.

someone got a webm on that classic slow zoom Cleggernaut?

What does he mean ducting Sinn Fein and Speakers lads?

>Clegg with a heartfelt speech

F, he always seemed like a nice guy

CABLE HAS RETURNED
CLEGG WAS SACRIFICED SO HE MIGHT LIVE

UNITED IRELAND

They don't take their seats because paddy autism.

Honestly feel quite bad for Clegg. Disagree with him on almost everything but always liked him nonetheless.

youtube.com/watch?v=gv6bw10es2c

my name and occupation, tattooed on my face

Expect to see Clegg on tomorrow's QT.

He's going to need the money.

sinn fein have a policy of never taking their seats in westminster

Is David Davies out?

Vince "The Cable" is back

3 hours ago I threw my british flag on the dusty cold floor

Just picked it up again

SALMOND OUT

SCOTLAND INDEPENDENCE CANCELLED

LAY THE CABLE HE'S BACK

>MAKE VOTE TO WIN MAJORITY
>LOSE SEATS

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breathes in*

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA

CABLE BACK IN

VINNY VINNY VINNY

OI OI OI

They don't take up their seats in parliament because they're butthurt.

>Clegg just cut off
HAHAAHAHAHAHAH

>"hey..weres my chair"

I feel bad for him

Press P to pity Clegg

>Clegg physically can't stop speaking

He's in a K hole right now, can of coke and a ciggy, he'll be rights as rain

The Tories are losing an awful lot of seats to Labour and they've not claimed a single one from Labour yet.

its gonna be close

they don't take their seats, it's complicated best not to ask about northern ireland unless you want a lecture or a nail bomb

Vince is back

why do you own a british flag

>Walsall North
Is this the come back?

he's a cunt i hope he hangs himself

vince will save the lib dems

lol lads wtf is going on right now

VINCE IS BACK

Remember, only true patriots voted Tory.

Nonces and ISIS voted lab/lib dem

He didn't win a seat he just got a decent vote share the graphics overlays were all fucked.

Vince gonna walk into the job then?

They're being pushed along by Scotland

yeah May is an idiot it's pretty funny

she committed political suicide with this snap election

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CAN'T FABLE THE CABLE

Yeah, it is looking bad.

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>They're going to lose Canterbury...

VINCE CABLE WHAT