Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 34th edition

>At a glance
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Tim Farron's seat will be holding bundle recount
Vince Cable keeps seat
Clegg loses seat
Con hold Blackpool North & Cleveleys with a 4.9% majority
Angus Roberton loses his seat.
Labour win Ealing Central and Acton with 12 percent.
Labour gain Stockton South with a swing of 5.7 percent
Battersea Labour gain from Conservative with a swing of 10 percent


EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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>Shortest PM ever?
If May is ousted over this, she would have been the shortest serving PM since 1922

Women cutting their hair is a sign of distress

CMON JEZZA!!!

Cuckold pornography.

Gummer got bummer'd

The fuck lads

"Huge: David Davis concedes UK government may have lost mandate to exit customs union and single market (Sky, 2.30am)."

They're watering down Brexit - this was the second referendum

I thought scotland was shit.

Looks like they're more based than Bongcucks now.

CORBYN

>Yfw exit polls are incredibly off and labour get a majority

>Tories hemorrhaging safe seats to a literal marxist

not sure how much longer i can stay awake

God bless the haggis niggers

Who's the cucks now, faggots?

HOLY SHIT! YEB CLAIMING THE LEAD!

I agree hans

The country may well be buggered, but at least we'll finally be rid of that FUCKING mummy poster

what is nicola sturgeon thinking right now?

TORY MAJORITY YES OR NO?

this is not good

@BRITAINELECTS: SALMOND TO LOSE SEAT

LET'S GOOOO

THIS IS A SHITSHOW ON ALL SIDES

CORBYN WON

GUMMED

>scots aren't bongs
wot

Why red May and not Blue

Why are you wearing red May

>blocks your path

scotland is white nationalist

need to dig through the archives for my disingenuous "corbyn will do a lot better than people think" shitposts so i can pretend i actually believed that shit and look like a genius

Asked in the other thread, ask again:

Why don't you Brits do as the continentals and have a chill vote on a Sunday, a little stroll to the ballot boxes, polls closed at 6 in the evening results in at 11.

But no, you do it on a week day and drag it out till the early morning.

Is there a tradition or something like the Americans with their Tuesday?

>40k for Corbyn in his constituency
fuck

I hope he kills himself.

It's so odd seeing the DUP being seriously mentioned by the maintstream media, maybe they'll actually actually have to brush up on our politics now.

Likely not

40000

JEZZA IS KING

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You know this was their plan all along. Purposely throw the election then go "whoops, no mandate for leaving the single market or customs union!"

>mfw no more tuition fees

youtube.com/watch?v=JG6_d4n_eTo

Corbhammer 40k

SNP on suicide watch?

>Eric Pickles second to predict another General Election soon

topkek

>BREXIT
>TRUMP
>CORBYN

NEVER, EVER UNDERESTIMATE ENTHUSIASM.

40k for corbyn? that's nuts

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SURGE
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SCOTLAND SAVING THE UNION

no

tory + dup majority YES

>40k

That her brave effort to force an indyref may have fucked her party but it was worth it because she got attention for a while

youtube.com/watch?v=2TeXQHirMJE

CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE SNP

If this is true, civil war will begin if English men still have any manhood left in them.

Maybe by 1 or 2 seats, best case. Either way a colossal disaster for may.

>These fedora tipping independents

Jesus fuck, who the fuck is the crazy guy in the hat? Kek'd!

COMMUNIST LEAGUE 7

>7 (seven)

someone please make some oc

BASED MONSTER RAVING LOONIES

THAT WILL BE FINE

Take the jockpill

>Communist got 40,000 votes

>Socialist got 21 votes

CAN'T ABSORB THE CORB

Bong=Brit bong=Britain

Yank tier post

Did May just throw this election to keep us in the EU?

CORBYN LOSES SEAT

Can someone 'shop corbyn into a warhammer 40k image?

>seven votes

How do they stop EU citizens when no ID is needed. Fishy

NIGEL NAP

Boris for PM

NEW BREXIT SECRETARY EXIT
hahahahahaashha
what a fookin shambles the Tories are - couldn't win a one horse race against a rusty can of dogfood.

What do Brits think is gonna happen? A vote of no Confidence?

Will Lib dems reach the 12 seats lads?

Autist detected

The actual communists got 7 (seven)

u wot m8?

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You could paint a fucking cow red there and it would get the same number of votes.

>Communist League

THE ABSOLUTE SATE OF ISLINGTON

will it happen lads?

>7 votes
KEK

Monster Raving Loony party a tradition over here.

how does he do it??

hahahhahahahhahaha

Official monster raving looney party.

Absolutely cringe

twitter.com/danhewittsky/status/872985973709295617

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>gommies and socialists running against Corbyn

alright lads
just

>socialist party and communist league ran candidates against corbyn

Jezza will be swimming if verginas now.

all things aside I do admire his resolve all that has happened over the last year, an admirable trait

>doubting us for any reason
>not noticing our slight turn since Ruth was elected
Scottish Conservatives growing faster than anything.

Communist league - 7

>Tories hold Copeland (YouGov predicted Labour would re-take).

scotland isnt white

Can't this dumb bitch read numbers?

FOUR ZERO ZERO EIGHT SIX

7 votes and one of them was him

Corbyn got more than that mate

Wow UKIP candidate refused to shake Corbyn's hand.

heres corbyn with two orcs