Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 35th edition

>At a glance
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives will probably win
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Corbyn keeps seat
Tim Farron's seat will be holding bundle recount
Vince Cable keeps seat
Clegg loses seat
Con hold Blackpool North & Cleveleys with a 4.9% majority
Angus Roberton loses his seat.

EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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>the one time we can be counted on to vote towards the 'progressive' alliance
>vote Conservatives for the first time in 40 years

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youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk

How many seats tories can lose?

>SNP swing to CON causing LAB to pick up scottish seats
Didn't think that through did they?

fuckin hell

Conservatives are going to get a majority aren't they lads?

For the King-Emperor lads.

UKIP- Gerard Batten
No label- Lord Buckethead N/A
Independent- Yemi Hailemariam N/A
Liberal Democrat- Tony Hill
Monster Raving Loony- Howling Laud Hope N/A
Animal Welfare- Andrew Knight N/A
Conservative- Theresa May
Labour- Pat McDonald
The Just Political Party- Julian Reid N/A
Give Me Back Elmo- Bobby Smith N/A
Independent- Grant Smith N/A
Christian Peoples- Edmonds Victor N/A
Green- Derek Wall

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LABOUR GAIN CANTERBURY

IT WAS CONSERVATIVE SINCE 19FUCKING18

TIGHT

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Every single one.

Fucking hell these threads are moving quick lads.

WAS THIS PART OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?

So we're all agreed Teresa May intentionally crashed her party, right? She wants to remain.

L A B O U R S U R G E

POST YFW CORBZ WINS IT

I FUCKING CALLED IT.

Sweet fuck

Scots are naughty, dirty people. And I love you for it.

Fuck young people
Raise the voting age to 21

*muffled hornpipes in the distance*

'my vote doesnt matter' fags btfo

I... didn't expect this.

Did you expect this?

...I didn't expect this.

BEST ELECTION BEST ELECTION

BOYS IN GIRLS' TROUSERS

JUST STIR MY HAGGIS UP LADDIE

Is tories gaining Dagenham significant?

>Just political party

Says a lot about Labour when they're having an amazing night and still can't break 300 seats. It's still a dead party.

gaaaay

Hopefully just nick by yeah. Then we can get rid of May and replace her with someone competent.

LIB DEMS TAKE BATH FROM THE TORIES

WHAT THE CHRIST

What the FUCK is going on in Scotland?

looking more likely as the night goes on, although it will be a lesser majority

>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support labours postion on Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags

>Winning Canterbury
How the fuck have they fucked it up so badly?

>6 seats in scotland
This is just bizarre.

Nicola Sturgeon has been absolutely shagged. Independence is over for the next decade.

I apologise to Scotland for every bad thing I ever said about you

R-R-RETURN THE MAP

R-R-R-RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME

jocks deploy tactical SNP nuking.

Part of the fun.

>Give Me Back Elmo- Bobby Smith N/A

bantz

jesus that could actually matter

2 (two) huge Conservative blunders in 1 year

Jesus Christ, the tragedy of it all

Dave Cameron is probably in his cuckshed right now whating it all

>young whites voting Labour

but m-muh new counter-culture

The eternal Jock.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

MANLET

Kek

>my county stayed blue
Feeling /comfy/.

MAYDENHEAD

Fuck, he literally violates the bow with his disgusting monkey grip.

Based troll nation.

>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
This is actually where you are.
Line 3. Number 3. Line number 3. It's on line three.

Corbyn hasn't breached 40% though?

>CON
>-5

>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support labours postion on Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
WE WOULD ACTUALLY BE HERE
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags

>Corbyn will never federalise the UK

Lost me about here tbqh.

MUMMY MAY LOST HER SEAT!!!!

jesus anyone got a screencap of the blonde qt ruffling her hair on bbc?

>BBC South East
>A major upset in Canterbury. MP of 30 years Julian Brazier loses his seat to Labour
Welp, that's it.

Con better put May's head on a platter after this

MAY OUT

>Tories steadily catching up with Labour

Comfy.

>Stewart Jackson is kill

REEEEEEEEE ALL THE BEST TORIES ARE GOING

it's not really that out of nowhere.

I won't even be mad if you ruin our future for this.
It's absolutely TOP BANTZ.

Right so as a god fearing American who should i be rooting for? Who is gonna make the US and UK bros again?

What's left of them at least

So what the hell is happening? Is Corby the next Britbong BM?

S-shut up fag, Mommy May will fix this and our country will be strong and stable

RUTH

Tories are losing all the seats where UKIP decided not to stand

Tomorrow's front page.

>Lord Buckethead
>the cheers

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BBC DOING JFC

no shit they are pissed off

REMINDER, after tonight:

>no new grammar schools
>no hard brexit
>immigration will stay high
>no Australian-style points system
>stay in Common Market

HOWLING LORD HOPE

I'm actually very happen with this election so far

FUCK MAY

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

The Tories have no mercy for leaders who fail. She'll be gone by midday.

BROWNIE BTFO

>tfw went to this uni

Corbynite government now = Mosbeyite government in under 5 years

this is fine

Who's this Buckhead lad?

...

>Labour possibly winning Canterbury

Fucking hell Kent sort it out.

3000 LESS THAN CORBYN

S-scotland p-p-please save our campaign!!!!!!

THERESA MAY KEEPS SEAT

>MAY LOSES HER SEAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Too early to tell yet, expected that Conservatives will win but without a majority in the house of commons, things could get real spicy.

MAY GOT LESS THAN CORBYN ON HOME SEAT!

Neither. Corbyn's more likely to cancel Trumps visit though.

>known as Lord Buckethead