Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 38th edition

>At a glance
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Con hold Bexleyheath & Crayford with a 20.1% majority
Theresa May keeps seat
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918
Corbyn keeps seat
Tim Farron's seat will be holding bundle recount
Vince Cable keeps seat
Clegg loses seat
Angus Roberton loses his seat.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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>hassle Westminster for years for a devolved parliament because of the never ending Tory government
>get it
>choose not to use the powers granted to us
>vote a new Labour government into power
>abandon Labour en masse for a Scottish National Independence Party
>enjoy England and Wales subsidising our incredibly high deficit
>harass the new Tory government for an independence referendum
>vote 'no' in the referendum because it was just a bit of cheeky banter
>hand a massive majority to the SNP anyway
>reject the SNP's calls for a second independence referendum shortly after
>new election called
>abandon the country's historic principles to cuck Corbyn's socialist movement and piss off half of England
>vote Conservative for a laugh and hand them a minority government

Just as planned.

May isn't going to be PM in 24 hours

FULL RECOUNT IN HASTINGS

AMBER RUDD IS KILL

>this election

SURE

Atleast my county was entirely Tory.

Dorset represent.

plz say Amber Rudd is kill, she literally wants to watch what I'm fapping to

>go to Sup Forums.gov.uk
>everyone is mummy posting

>destroy country
>lose
>blame opposition

Good job with all these threads lad

I'm so sorry. I will write a letter to Trump asking him to give refugee status to UKIP and Tory voters.

FOUR SEAT GAP

Well I guess it's time to say goodbye to our old friends America and hello to our new Venezuelan, Bolivian and Cuban ones.

LAST NIGHTS

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>brits
>culture

Lammy 40k in my constituency very proud so progressive

J U S T
U
S
T

>ukip voters

all 15 of them

Reminder that every right-wing populist movement has flopped since Blompf got elected

Coincidence? I think not

full recount david

>this is the end of """Great""" Britain

Time to say your goodbyes lads.

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There's been a full recount.

>Tory voters

Nah, fuck em.

Throw the Tory voters to the dogs, they're 'Conservative' in name alone.

can conservatives still get a majority?

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Another Labour gain from the Tories, Derby North.

are labour gonna win bros? I don't know how I feel about it

FUCK THE RECOUNT GET THE CUNT OUT

It's time.

Somebody explain this to me. Does this mean the IRA is coming back?

Shes gone.

Haha fucksake

The ABSOLUTE STATE of the Caliphate of Londonistan.

HAGGIS IS ON

STIR

fuck off sturgeon

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So, do you think they'll be another general election this year?

>saying the snp won this election despite losing a third of our seats and many of our highest profile MPs.

LADS

WHAT ARE YOUR PREDICTIONS?

feel really, really bad for mummy

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RAPIST

RESIGN

Trump is going to jail m8

but UKIP wasn't even on my ballot user

>loving
>every
>laugh

Nicola looks like she's staggered out of a kebab shop after a pub crawl.

IPLAYER FAGS NEED TO BE BANNED

Means hard-Unionist and hard-Republicans are doing well

Mixed tbqh

>pointlessly call election
>purposedly sabotage campaign
>get minority government
>soft brexit inevitable

BREXIT CANCELLED

yes

BNP landslide

there was nothing "right-wing" or "populist" about the tory campaign

LABOUR ARENT GOING TO WIN.....

its not really happening

surely this is the end of Tresemme

I'm so worried lads.

Nah, no reason to. Jez will oversee the Unification process himself.

Why would I want to jump out of the boiling pot into the fire?

If my numerals repeat, austerity will last for 100 years

>post yfw student tosser vote counters fudged votes for Labour

Man I would have loved to see this

I wonder how it must feel for him to lose power over us

The elites are bricking it

They now old media is dead

Sites like Sup Forums and twitter have more impact on voting than they do

very slim majority or Tory coalition with May no longer PM

I have on month to learn dutch for my gfs family, help.

God, the left just own the narrative. It's fucking ridiculous how they're allowed to stamp over everything

SNP NOW SAYING THEY HAVE HOPES OF PLAYING A PART IN A PROGRESSIVE UK GOVERNMENT

HELP

Is everyone staying up all night?

As the BBC said, with her % of the vote she's matched Blair and Thatcher.

CHUKKA!!

DUP LEADER CALLING CORBYN'S SUPPORT OF IRA.

May wanted this to stay on the EU, same as the rest of the kids that voted Corbyn, if shit hits the fan, they`ll just jump ship and let the country fall with that juicy passport that can travel all around.

Never saw it coming desu

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5th largest party so far. 3rd largest last time. Go suck on a new swedish dong my man.

Tories have Thurrock.

>UK election
>"we've won the election"

Labour just broke 200 seats guys.

glorious comrade corbs

an SNP/Labour coailition, is this real-life?

>muh Murdoch

Reminder that the Lefties loved him when he backed Blair 3 times

We'll just get new puppet masters.

Fucks sake, Brits. You guys are all over the map.

Couple of months ago I was looking forward to complete disintegration of the UK. Now fucking jockos have con red and blue again.

Sturgeon looks full JUST, also
>Labour at 30% in Scotland, above Tories
Damn they had a surprising surge

GRAB THEM BY THE TITTIES

>labour taking Peterborough

fucking how

really happy you rejected another mummy

IT'S OVER

reminder to take the Bowden pill

psychology and instinct and striving, not voting

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PLEASE RISE FOR THE NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

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Good night for based foxes.

Foxhunting is literally never ever coming back. Chinless cunts BTFO

don't go tootin yer own horn or you'll end up like them

How many seats can Tories afford to lose and still have majority?

>Tory voters
Fuck no you little runt

It is a return to two party politics.

They just mentioned on BBC that the Tories actually have about 44% of the vote, yet it is still losing them loads of seats.

Then spoiling the ballot was the only option for voters of integrity. We know what a Conservative government looks like and it's a slow death as opposed to a quick one.

If my numerals repeat, Corbyn PM for next decade.

Our next Deputy Prime Minister.

I'm buzzing.

She looks a total fucking mess.

making serious implications we don't all do it anyway

>Seema Malhotra re-elected