>At a glance Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year SNP getting blown the fuck out Exit poll proving to be correct so far Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics. Conservatives just about win it. Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
>Recently called results Lab win Derby North with a 4.1% majority 15 minutes ago Con hold Bexleyheath & Crayford with a 20.1% majority Theresa May keeps seat Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918 Corbyn keeps seat Tim Farron's seat will be holding bundle recount Vince Cable keeps seat Clegg loses seat Angus Roberton loses his seat.
Why is the news recapping what we've literally spent all night watching??
Joshua Wood
What happens if you destroy UKIP and the SNP but then let a marxist tour the country for weeks while you do nothing?
Carson Brown
Therese May is going to go down in the history books for running the worst campaign ever ran by conservatives.
Tyler Baker
We in charge now.
Caleb Wright
>vote for Brexit >Then vote for Labour and fuck it up
Samuel Richardson
PRIME
MINISTER
BORIS
JOHNSON
Lincoln Sanchez
>Conservatives win 44% of the popular vote >Same as Blair's landslide >Same as Thatcher's landslide >get a hung parliament
FPTP not looking so great for the Tories anymore. This is why you shouldn't rely on benefit scrounging UKIP voters.
Oliver Rodriguez
FUCK YOU RUDD
JUST CONCEDE
IT'S OVER
Jonathan Morris
3 more Labour gains from the Tories just now: Lincoln (from Con) Croydon Central (from Con) Warrington South (from Con)
It's going one way. The Tories have only taken I think 2, maybe 3 seats from Labour.
Benjamin Ross
DUP JUST LAID OUT SOME OF THEIR DEMANDS
>hard brexit >cuts on immigration >a vast new expansion of anti-terror laws >an anti-separatists fund
Oliver Rivera
...
Aiden Gomez
>he doesn't wake up at 4am for a news update
Ian Russell
May is going to go into the history books for the shortest tenure as a PM in over a century
Ian Johnson
Tories have a vote majority, this is where it all changes!
Christopher Parker
when is it going to be clear what will happen? i want to go to bed
Jack Harris
...
James Davis
What a disaster.
Joseph Jackson
I welcome this
At least the DUP are actually committed Brexit
Jackson Jackson
I like all of those things, this is great
David Long
>Rotherham >Labour hold
Just fucking firebomb that paki infested shithole already. Any more children get raped by mudskins up there will receive no sympathy from me.
Benjamin Miller
>APOLOGISE
Zachary Gray
Threadly reminder that only the wholesale destruction of the political establishment will save Britain. Tonight is a step towards that. All the Tories were offering you was a slow death
Lucas Bell
We're still looking at a Conservative minority government right? We're heading for another election under a different Tory leader?
Jezza doesn't have enough for a coalition.
Joshua Carter
SNP are fucked. And with that, I am happy.
Robert Murphy
Are we neocon or commie? Can't take this waiting anymore.
Josiah Williams
No they haven't, mate.
Hudson Bell
>Lincoln
Samuel Miller
vote ukip
Evan Bell
The perfect result
Hudson Wright
...
Andrew Lewis
>Labour is still leading
Carter Butler
"What the actual fuck are you guys doing. Make your fucking mind up. Fucksake!" - Junker
Austin Peterson
when will the threads slow down? this shit is exhausting
Isaac King
SOMEBODY CONFIRM WE ARE OFFICIALY RUDDERLESS. PLEASE.
Henry Murphy
JUST
Gavin Harris
Chelmsford tory win by 30k to labour's 17k
essex all blue
oli oli oli oi oi oi
Andrew Gray
Nigel Dodds was just talking about it.
Isaac Sullivan
>mrif tories win
Michael Jenkins
>Scotland is based >Wales gets cucked WHAT HAPPENED LADS?
Mason Smith
Conservative can get a majority with the DUP
Nathaniel Morris
On the upside... NEOLIBERALISM BTFO!
Justin Ramirez
Just wanna say I've been here for literally years on end
and it looks like it's all about to go tits up
so legit
thanks for the laughs lads
"Once more unto the breach"
Lucas King
RUD CANT CONCEDE BECAUSE SHE WANTED MAYS JOB
SHES ABOUT TO LOSE IT ALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lucas Reyes
It's 4am, what's the point of going to bed now?
Kayden Ross
Who dis?
Colton Parker
Lib Dems have the same number of seats as the DUP
Brandon Anderson
Imagine sucking in his breath.
Henry Butler
neo con with a touch of actual con
Henry Gomez
Did we, did we crush them?
Benjamin Bennett
Lib Dem or DUP?
Who would you rather Tories go into coalition with?
Oliver Sullivan
>Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
Fuck of shill
Isaac Adams
THEY NEED ANOTHER RECOUNT
Dylan Johnson
Can any Britbro give me a tl;dr on all major parties and which one we want to win?
Oliver Nguyen
>A north Ireland party will be relevant in Westminster
Aiden Nelson
Hard Brexit is bad, idiots.
Lincoln Martinez
>birds chirping already
JUST FUCK OFF, WHY DIDN'T MAY SUGGEST BIRD HUNTING
Wyatt Cox
220 - 220
TORY SURGE
Mason Turner
>which one we want to win None of them.
Ryan Edwards
because im tired
Luke Fisher
neoliberal
Isaiah Wood
Is there a May version yet?
Jackson Peterson
Why?
Nicholas Brown
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
Colton Ward
SAVE US JEAN CLAUDE! DEMOCRACY IS ACTUALLY SHIT, WE DIDN'T MEAN IT. SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF WE SAID ABOUT YOUR DRINKING.
Juan Jackson
how did you get a pic of my gf
Jaxson Collins
wales is poor and wants gibs
Jace Nguyen
I was worried earlier, but a DUP-CON coalition would be better than any other result
Logan Campbell
Amber heard
Lost seat
Madnesss
Asking for a 3rd recount
Lucas Rodriguez
>pound plummets
so does that mean my bitcoins are worth more or what?
Ayden Murphy
Oh for fuck's sake
Benjamin Cooper
DUP.
The Lib Dems really can't form a coalition with the Tories, as Menzies was saying earlier.
Ethan Sanchez
umm what's that sweetie pie? Oh yes he's going to win.
Nathan Murphy
neocom
Isaiah Sanchez
She literally rallied them all under a single banner while making ZERO gains
Jason Jackson
All of them are shit mate that's the problem
Jeremiah Bailey
Lib dems and cons was the worst partnership possible. 5 more years of that and I'll dance confront of a train.
Ayden Reed
A good point well made.
Brandon Harris
HAHAHAHA
IT'S HAPPENING
Wyatt Sanchez
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
Jordan Bennett
May was the saboteur all along. WHAT A TWIST
Kevin Young
Why do so many European leaders look so jewy?
Connor Thompson
I already claimed. GET OUT REEEE
Noah Ramirez
I-in a way...
Wyatt Butler
You at Lincoln Uni?
Blake Butler
>Amber heard
I think you mean Amber Rudd
Amber Heard is the succubus who stole half of Johnny Depp's money
Josiah Peterson
UKIP voters are fucking scum.
Ethan Clark
>London feels the brunt of the cuts
In exactly what way do you "feel" the cuts?
London gets a disproportionate amount of subsidies anyway. If anything, the "cuts" that you're feeling are just those massive subsidies being dragged back out of your greedy, sweaty little palms.
The only cuts that London feels are those coming from your refugee friends. And you deserve every single lost limb and lost relative, since you were the ones who demanded that we let them in in the first place.
Josiah Martinez
You dirty bastard pube get out
Josiah Gutierrez
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
Nicholas Wright
>220 v. 220
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hunter Lee
she kept having to do public relations bullshit because May was scurred.
