Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 40th edition

>At a glance
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Alex Salmond keeps seat
Labour win Lincoln with a 3.1% majority
Labour win Derby North with a 4.1% majority
Con hold Bexleyheath & Crayford with a 20.1% majority
Theresa May keeps seat
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918
Corbyn keeps seat
Angus Roberton loses his seat.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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Fuck, I meant to say he loses his seat, Alex Salmond.

SALMONG ABSOLUTELY REKT

SNP'S HAGGIS STIRRED

JUST

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THE FUCKING STATE OF ALEX SALMOND

SNP continues to get BTFO

Please God, deliver us a holy DUP/Tory government.

Chaos

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Salmond out!!!!!!! Not all bad tonight. Has its silver linings

FUCKIN SALMONG LOST HIS SEAT

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A FAT TWAT

recently took the hardest redpill to swallow

>be irish disapora fag
>have actual family living in Ireland
>grow up with grandfather having IRA mailman
>learn about the evil english occupying NI
>grow up and get redpilled
>see the only way for NI not to become sweden is to support unionists
>realize they are the only redpilled group on the entire british isles
>feels bad man

Please tell me Kate Hoey is safe, lads

THE HAGGIS HAS BENN STIRRED
SMUG SALMON ON SUICIDE WATCH

why are scots voting tory

this is currently the odds favorite right now

BRITAIN WILL FALL!

youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

S T I R R E D

Why can't you just stick someone in a room with tapes of Churchill and Thatcher? You'd get better results.

holy shit what happened to scottish people?

How long will she survive?

Will there be a resignation speech in the morning?

>Salmond losing his seat

Yes please

SNP won't let this independence shit go

Scotttish Mong Party BTFO nearly as badly as UKIP hahahahahhahahahahahah

PUNISHED SALMOND

remember when an increase of 30 seats would have been a disappointing result for theresa

there will be no 2nd referendum

(Or could there be a third?)

Help a burger. I'm a little confused. How can Boris Johnson become PM exactly?

Hey I remember that band.

Imagine having May's legacy

At least Cameron actually did do some shit

Ever heard of Kim Campbell? No? Exactly.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Campbell

anyone reckon the tories are gonna get a majority?

If Sturgeon is losing, I am happy

SMOKED SALMOND

>No chin
>Slouch
>Peadosmile
Steryotypes are true

OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

Quick rundown on Alex Salmond's defeat

Can't see it.

Scotland redemption arch is one of animes top 10 twists.

kek

Hm, the whole point of having a bureaucratic regime organizing things is the fact that they will perpetually make referendums until you vote what they want.

PLYMOUTH IS TAKEN BY LABOUR

Fuck off you're about as Irish as you are Black probably

what are the DUP gonna want? Electro-shock for fags?

Your a cheeky cunt u m8

"The virgin cheer"

JUST

>Plymouth Sutton
Why are southerners so disgusting?

About as likely as the USA becoming 90% white.

not anymore no

No Parliament blessing on a border poll.

we were only pretending friend

TORIES ARE WINNNG!!?? WHY!?
HELP!!

window is pretty much closed on that at this point, gonna be a tory coalition

JUST

Salmond getting BTFO has been the highlight of my night so far.

you?

Salmond ;_;

A Jizya tax for Catholics

well. Ruth did her fucking job.

Are Scotland just rabble rousers?

If Rudd loses, that'll be mine

>At least Cameron actually did do some shit

Yeah, he lost a referendum.

So glad that fat cunt Salmond lost, piece of shit.

ANSWER THIS YOU SHITHEADS

something the EU is very good at!

TORIES GETTING ABSOLUTELY RAPED TONIGHT

I actually don't like the financial sector more than you, but it's the only money generating sector we currently have. Services are everyone taking in everyone else's laundry and manufacturing is a shit.

I was on the wind up and I don't think one region of the UK should support the rest. But here we are.

we need are nige no matter what

>yougov were right all along

twitter.com/PaulBrandITV/status/873014085465649153


PHIL DAVIES IS IN AFTER ALL

I just can't believe at one point we were predicting over 400 seats for the conservatives.
What a downfall.
God I hate leftists.

DUP WONT GET CONS OVER THE LINE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

May steps down, Tory+DUP choose him in her place

We lack ordnung, plus there are weird rules

>Will there be a resignation speech in the morning?
Yes

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SNP dominated the previous election as the party of Independence however a massive chunk of the electorate aren't for it at all. Ruth Davidson managed to establish the conservatives as the only true unionist party, therefore anyone not in favor of independence is voting Tory for the first time in their lifes.

I'm so fucking happy. Fuck all you doubting bastards.

done by hand, counting only allowed to happen after 10pm

RUUUUUUUUUUUUTH

Not gonna lie, former May voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching May crash and burn but in all seriousness we gotta get rid of the nuclear codes.

Enjoyed Clegg's defeat more, but Rudd's loss will top everything.

Nice

They're still winning

Amber Rudd is out.

LABOUR SHILLS BTFO
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FUCK YOU COMMIE KEKS. BETTER DEAD THAN RED

Destroying ballots takes time

Lads will conservative get a majority with the DUP? how likely is it that the DUP will agree to it

Get in

I'll accept free movement for Irish citizens in exchange for keeping the Marxists out of power.

He had the balls to make that referendum happen in the first place.

There was a delay issuing vote counting licenses so the police blocked some areas from counting until a bit later.

GAS

ALL

BOOMERS

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youre a simple lad arent you

Some DUP bloke on earlier said they'd demand a proper Brexit.

Also, deport papists (except Mogg)

RUDD THE DUD

BUT IT WAS HER TUUUUURNN!!!

Tell me about Salmond, why did he flounder?

why is every scottish party leader a lesbian

They already said they will do it if the Tories give them what they want.