Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 46th edition

>Thread video
youtube.com/watch?v=qEsFtiruIok

>At a glance
HUNG PARLIAMENT CONFIRMED
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Labour keep Ashfield
Amber Rudd keeps seat
Labour gain Colne Valley with a 5.5% swing
Labour win Halifax with a 5.1% swing
Anna Soubry keeps seat
Alex Salmond loses seat
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

EVERY OCCASION, OH, ONE BILLION DAY FUNERAL!

youtube.com/watch?v=UPW8y6woTBI

HUNG PARLIAMENT

Reposting: How much would /britpol/ erupt if May made a deal with Corbyn with him as Deputy PM and the Con-Lab coalition went into Brexit together?

I for one love DUP

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Shortest term as PM since 1922

ANGRY REMAINERS

BREXIT BTFO

>Labour keep Ashfield
I told you, stupid motherfuckers

The absolute STATE of "Tory"mongs right now

twitter.com/JohnnyMercerUK/status/873038389603217412

G-G-GET READY FOR CAMERONISM 2.0

Would never happen

I'd unironically leave the country.

BY YOUR AKSHUNS NOT YOUR UMPTY WURDS

6am, time to stop with the whisky and get back to coffee.

Worth staying up for, been a great night. I have a choice of either staying up indefinitely or going to bed now.

OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ POLLS

>WILL THERESA MAY RESIGN?: strawpoll.me/13144932
>IF MAY RESIGNS, WHO SHOULD BECOME PRIME MINISTER?: strawpoll.me/13144847

VOTE VOTE VOTE

TIME FOR MAY TO GO

Alright I've had enough.
I'm going to bed, I expect I will wake up to see May has resigned and a country in chaos.

The DUP tail wagging the dog.

Shy REMAINERS or shy CORYBNISTERS?

>yanks

>about to do your morning exercises

cheeky early morning wank?

How is the next PM decided from here on out then?

JUST

THESE ARE CROCODILE TEARS YOU ARE CRYING

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU BRIGHTON

Went to bed at 11pm. Tory shills were screeching
>shy tories!
>exit polls wrong!
Kek.

So is May done for?

>tory leadership contest
i propose davis as our guy

Pouring another drink. Those spirit bottles weigh a lot.

william ulsterman lol

>an effective campaign
you're still short of 50 seats. Labour are so full of shit

just got lucky May ran a shit campaign

I'm literally about to have a wank and go out for a run.

might actually stop midway, go out and find a horse to fuck.

>Not Gove

Pic related will be the new PM

Screencap this

Who /stillnotcounted/ here?

The Guardian is now counting the DUP alongside the Tories, people are clearly expecting a coalition between them to appear

theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017

May resignation now confirmed
By. ITV

Ok.
Yep.
Time to off myself

Cheers Theresa

Most likely, she's making a speech at 10

be honest, was this the best possible outcome?

>muh local elections!

Remainer screeching

She called a snap election to increase her party majority

she lost the majority for her party in the election

How triggered are you right now, brit/pol/? :^)

New Labour can suck it
Dems can suck it
The unbastardized left bleeds through

wtf I love obama now

Obama is a Blairite

>On March 10, 2009, Barack Obama, in a meeting with the New Democrat Coalition, told them that he was a "New Democrat", "pro-growth Democrat", that he "supports free and fair trade", and was "very concerned about a return to protectionism."[11]

>Throughout the Obama presidency, a "free and fair trade" attitude was espoused, including in a 2015 trade report entitled The Economic Benefits of U.S. Trade, that noted that free trade "help[s] developing countries lift people out of poverty" and "expand[s] markets for U.S. exports". [12]

crewe and nantwich standing by.

If she resigns as PM will she have to continue to serve as MP? Given how large these swings are wouldn't her seat be at risk?

The cartoons and articles in the Guardian are going to be so obnoxious

We don't even know what a coalition is dude, it's got to be a Bong on vacation.

Never heard of it. Sounds like a drunk man saying devices

Cracking open my 2nd champagne

Sons of William for a united Ireland under British rule.

Shy Corbyn voters imo. Remainers ain't shy.

/a50 hard-triggered/ with /ourguy/ DUP

holy shit am I reading wiki wrong or does Corbyn have 3 million more votes than Ed Miliband 2 years ago?

Miliband suicide when

I knew this would happen. Now I want an apology from the cunt who thought they'd get an 80+ majority.

CMON FUCKERS. PUT UP YOUR SCREENCAPS

Good man

>4 more seats than Gordon Brown
stunning victory 2bh

Seconded

He's not gonna be PM.

Brighton are cucked beyond belief, always have been.

Her seat is ultra safe

Still short of a majority, but I expect they will make it.

>breddit/pol/ btfo
>scotcucks btfo

This election couldn't have gone any better.

Labour being slightly closer in the seats would have put more pressure and been better,

It's Boris' time

possibly. depends on PM

I HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE AND PEACEFUL REQUEST FOR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

How do you want your snap election?

>Cameron calls for Brexit Referendum to put the matter to rest and secure the UK's spot in the EU - Brexit vote wins and UK is set to leave EU.
>May calls for Snap election to secure her party's position and to help along Brexit - She barely hangs onto her position and cannot gain a majority.
Is it a requirement that you need to put a bullet in your own foot to be a British politician?

I'm quite alright. He didn't win, so that's okay by my standards.

Wtf you on about. The election has happened, how can her seat be at risk? And she is in one of the safest seats in the country.

No...

so brit/pol/ what is your final thoughts on this election?

>unite under british
>hold referendum for independence again
>take three border counties

CALLING THE MOMENTUM SHILL WHO WANTED ME TO POST A PICTURE OF A HEDGEHOG TODAY POST YOUR REACTION PLS

Redpill me on Corbyn

Who is he and what does he stand for?

So we know that she failed, but why do you think she failed?

Personally I think it was that she overestimated how many UKIP voters would transform into Tories, and also a lot of people fell victim to the idea that there is a hard or soft brexit.

Should be 322 for a majority, minus the 8 speaker/sinn fein seats

Right lads, so another election in November?

Dimbles shitting on the system, there.

Pointless. See you all next week for the rerun.

>david shilling PR

good shit

i miss millipede. he was so pathetic

Caroline Lucas re-elected

banter has gone too far

STRONG AND STABLE

30

FUCKING

VOTES

he is a communist who stands for communism

GREENSLIDE IN BRIGHTON

GREEN HOLD

If the election was about Brexit, May wins easy. Support for leaving the European Union was 60+

Other shit got in the way

If she resigned as MP. There would have to be a by election. Given that the PM wouldn't be running there, wouldn't it be more at risk?

I keep forgetting about Sinn Fein

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Shit campaign, ran away from debates and poor policy.

Corbyn also improved massively.

> screen capping your own posts
>posting your own screen caps
Jesus how much of a faggot are you?