Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 47th edition

>At a glance
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Recently called results
Caroline Lucas increases majority in Brighton
Labour keep Ashfield
Amber Rudd keeps seat
Labour gain Colne Valley with a 5.5% swing
Labour win Halifax with a 5.1% swing
Anna Soubry keeps seat
Amber Rudd loses seat
Alex Salmond loses seat
Labour gain Canterbury, held by the Tories since 1918

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)
youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpetbagger

What a great result.

Sorry Theresa but there's no magic majority tree.

KARENPOSTING IS BACK!

CON+DUP = 318

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 309

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

15 seats to go...

will our boris get his final revenge on gove?

Why do Muslims love Labour so much when it was Labour that invaded muh Iraq?

PRESS S TO SPIT ON HER GRAVE

IM COLLECTING RIGHT WRING TEARS

>Corbyn will turn Britain into Venezuela

None of you retards actually believe this right?

>he voted UKIP

MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?
MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?
MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?
MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?
MOGG PM WHEN?
>MOGG PM WHEN?

Sorry guys. Wouldn't have voted for Trump if I knew it would result in this.

Really don't want to log into Cuckbook right now

JUST

>implying it ever leaves

Why is no one talking about a partnership with the DUP? is it off the cards? the are only talking about the next leader of the tory party for another general election

Because it was Labour that brought them over

B-b-but sargon said it, it must be true!!!

Torymongs btfo

The invasion of Iraq was voted on by parliament as a whole, Labour is not solely to blame.

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament.

Leftists want to celebrate desperately, so they aren't ready to admit that they actually lost

You shouldn't have voted Trump for your own sake you memeing cretin.

Of course he won't, he's not going to be in power

Doesn't he want to tax the rich to kingdom come to pay for all his proposed new/updated services? Does he not know what Capital Flight is?

MISSUS BUNFIELD

MISSUS BUNFIELD

YE BE CREYIN CROCODYLE TAERS

tl;dr
Filtered. Mogg is comfy, kys.

Will any of the nationalist parties (Sinn Fein, Plaid Cymru, SNP) form a coalition, or is their inherent aim too antithetical to forming a ruling coalition?

Theresa May gave the hard-right of the Tories everything they wanted (Hard Brexit, low immigration, grammars, cuts to services) and the electorate rejected them

Face it, the right wing has been proven to be unpopular

Most people want high immigration and nationalisation - The Labour party has had their best result by voteshare since 2001

c-cute

>he didn't
>he voted Tory instead
>he voted Labour instead

lol!

What happens when they cancel our Brexit lads?

what parties make up the 11 Independent seats?
plaid cymru and?
are any moderately eurosceptic?

RARE BRIT/POL/ KARENS PLS!

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH BEST KAREN

Fuck you all, I'm posting it again.

B-but w-we d-did o-our p-part

You fucking morons! We unionists BTFO of SNP, we took out their westminster leader, we took our their chief whip.

We secured 11 more seats than in the last election for Conservative.

Why? How?!! What did you do!!!!!!

WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!

You let down yourselves, you let down your country but most of all you let down Ruth.

>UKIP’s Mark Reckless
miss this desu

How did he fucking do it lads?

This election proved that Brexit is not wanted and that immigration must be increased.

...

Weren't bad at all, lad, certainly better than expected. Can't complain.

YOU VILE HAG

>Why is no one talking about a partnership with the DUP?
Are you retarded? Loads of people have spoken of it, both here and on the telly.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads.

Here is a man who would not take it anymore.

A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit.

Here is a man who stood up.

The election is over already?
I just woke up lol

WHAT WILL BECOME OF MY AUTISM BENNIES

Sir you besmirch my good name
I don't even like 2D loli, let alone 3DPD

youre a bit behind

Karen is a fuck toy for arabs and pakis.

No, they rejected an autistic leader who couldn't explain her social care policy once it was scrutinised and openly talked about bringing back fox hunting. The stuff you listed is still popular but wasn't mentioned enough.

But why aren't they covering it like its a huge issue, this could potentially win the tories the election

This is why I'm okay with Britcucks getting btfo by Corbyn

Eat shit losers

His tax rate would still be lower than literally all major European countries

reminder. I was right.

people fell for the 'save the NHS' meme

REEEE I don't want to know about the seats lost, I want to know about the potential of seats to come.

>tfw labour gains

The only parties with any serious eurosceptic presence are the DUP and Tories. There are a few in Labour but not many.

And they still didn't win

10/10

>She literally left us with no government a week before the most important negotiations in recent history

You don't have a good name. You're shilling for a third world dictator who is currently massacring his own people. You're basically the modern version of a Nazi.

Why the fuck did she think this was a good idea? It just made her look like she was panicking and galvanised the fucking students.

CON+DUP = 319

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 309

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

14 seats to go...

It's more the fact may and her manifesto would make Satan a Labour voter than people loving Corbyn, people will vote for their survival and wellbeing more than social causes in most cases

Con prediction up to 319. I'm guessing that's Zac.

By sending people to the gulag.

>Norn Ireland cucks the UK into oblivion

Just let Ireland have them, it's not worth it anymore

nice
what did you predict for the USA election? 2015? 2010? Brexit? give honest answers and we will see how good at predictions you are

3 more seats and DUP cooperation to get it sorted anyway.
What a fucking mess.

Pakis break into your house and wank you off against your will but you soon start to enjoy it anyway.

>This is entirely Trump's fault, ignore the fact that May put out a deeply unpopular manifesto, ran a shit campaign, declined to ever debate Corbyn, put out a 1984 style assault on internet rights and then turned her back on her own manifesto last minute. Its entirely Trump's fault because he insulted a muzzie.

What does 'carpet-bagger' mean?

CON+DUP = 319

LAB+LIB+SNP+GREEN+... = 310

SF won't be sitting so majority is 322 instead of 326

13 seats to go...

S T R O N G

A N D

S T A B L E

W E E K A N D W O B B L Y

Because they're still busy talking about how catastrophically the Tories fucked up.

>Tfw June is literally the end of May

...

How fucked is the UK now?

Is anything actually going to happen?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carpetbagger

Not bad.

>making your own screencaps and posting them in every thread
Pretty pathetic there mate

They fucking wish.

>Ceringdon gone W A Y L U S
When is Dim Tim gonna resign?

They find a constituency to run in that they will probably win, but have no real belonging to.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>2 votes

Fucking hell that's close

Hung parliament confirmed

Are you mistaking me for the other sea monkey again like yesterday?

mandatory BLACKing of all caucasian females in the UK

it's over

TWO VOTES

May is even worse than Cameron, isn't she?

Lol why she call the election then

>SNP beat Milkmen by 2 votes

wew

parachuted into a constituency for a win. Like what UKIP tried with Nutall in that by-election.

>these right wing tears

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

person who runs for political office in a place they don't live or have connections to

>Boris Johnson is unironically going to become PM

How mad is Michael Portillo going to be lmFao

bbc are forecasting 318 seats for tories, that would give them a majority of ten once you add the DUP and subtract SF

that giant left wing coalition is not really viable desu, especially with the SNP involved