Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 49th edition

>At a glance
COALITION CONFIRMED
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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Go to bed, you jobless cunt.

If I sleep I'll die

N U T T A L L
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CON AND DUP ALLIANCE NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw constituency swings CON>LAB

So how fucked is the UK?

>Dimbleby politely telling some of his panel to fuck off

>post count 290 on previous thread
>Tripfaggot so up his own arse he has to label the amount of editions he's posted
You're almost as bad as YMCA at this point, not quite but you're on thin ice laddo.

>Conservatives are just as Labour
Tell me something I don't know

BREXIT IS FUCKED
BREXIT IS FUCKED
BREXIT IS FUCKED
BREXIT IS FUCKED

DUP want a hard Brexit

Only reason they included soft Brexit in their manifesto is because NI voted Remain in the referendum

>moral victories

they don't mean shit in politics

ahahaha may committed political suicide

tories on suicide watch

It'll be extremely painful.

Big Shed Corbyn, best politician in 80 years.

bout tree fiddy

Just Mayflies.

JUST
STIR
MY
HAGGIS
UP

In bed, been trying to sleep for half an hour now. Am I so sleep deprived I can't sleep?

There's some music playing down the hallways of Conservative Party HQ, let's take a listen...

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

If Theresa had acted remotely competently for the past couple of months I reckon the Tories would've had a comfy majority.

lol wagie

The prognosis hasn't changed. If anything, the chaos this causes will be a good thing, as it weakens the status quo

Can we all agree that May is byfar the most useless dick fucking wanker in the history of UK politics?

Guys, con+dup is just as bad and ineffective as minority con, having a tiny majority is worthless. It takes a small handful of rebels to tank any vote.

FLEXCIT SSSSUUUUUUUUURGGGGEEEE

How much longer for the rest to report in?

It all works for continuity and has worked well for the last 10 hours

That sounds like something she'd say whilst getting railed.

I booked today off m8

AUSFAILIA IS A NANNY STATE

Mummyfags unequivocally BTFO

that would require her not to be a total fucking mess though

>implying we want to keep May as PM

Lord buckethead is the leader Britain needs, but doesn't deserve.

>reminder

twitter.com/Owen_Jones84/status/873046373100249088

Downing Street right now

he's a fucking magician
a scruffy grandpa magician

she lost on purpose?

>RARE

WHO WON

YA RECKON!?

>He thinks the SNP will talk about this election in any other way than a victory
>The people of Scotland have voted SNP with the majority of seats in Scotland, by anyones measure we are the winners in Scotland and we have a duty to uphold their wishes by making sure their voice, the voice of all Scotland, is heard.

Haha
Oh wow. Fuckinh tories had this in the bag and they fucked it up royally

i've got to do an 8 hour day soon

Proper fucked

>If Theresa had acted remotely competently for the past couple of months I reckon the Tories would've had a comfy majority.
It's almost as though she campaigned for Remain and sabotaged herself.

I thought the opposition was so bad that no amount of self sabotage would matter. Can't be right all the time eh.

EL RAREO

hire rent boy. keep seat.

kek, this.

Who else /unironically supports Flexcit/ ?

get your ass the fuck out here and resign already

Had planned to go to bed about 6am, but due to the results now thinking about another gin.

You live by the sword and you die by the sword.

Your flag is literally the most non-descriptive, shitty flag I have ever seen.

Islam

Based on her performance better off without her. Arguably a bullet has been dodged.

No one, Labour got a moral victory though.

Keith Fags

I can't think of a worse one since at least the 19th century, and she's at the least in the top 5 for shittiest Tory leader ever
this, people forget the liberal/remain tories sprinkled throughout the caucus, and it'll just take a small amount banding together to tank any hard right stuff

>Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh is gone

How the fuck did I not notice that?

Nobody

>you will see the UK ruled by Sharia law in your lifetime
What a timeline.

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Anyone else catch that editing mistake on the BBC?
>laying the blame on her laying the blame on her

>one of Theresa May's own MPs is laying the blame on her
>is laying the blame on her

Me, now desu. Thought it was a meme with zero likelihood to happen before, but seems very possible now.

reminder i was right.

IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

These guys running the show plus Prime Minister Boris Johnson. KEK's gifts are bountiful indeed.

They will demand free movement of people.

Women really should not be in politics

You editions are shit, you're a shitty tripfag and this kind of shit is exaclty what made YMCA fucking dogshite back in 2014.

Stop with the "continuity" excuse, stop posting at 290 and if you have to make a thread take the fucking trip off, even YMCA had the decency to do that.
You're being a disgrace

happened right after angus robertson

I haven't really looked at British politics in a couple of months. Did Corbyn actually do anything to help himself, or is this just because of May's inadequacies? Last I heard the commie was completely fucked. What happened?

It was already fucked, you didn't think May would have given us an actual hard Brexit did you?

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Can someone tell me why Tories are bad other than just internet censorship and 1984?
You britcucks vote for brexit yet want to choose leftist coalition so mad just because your internet gets axed. You know, fuck Britain. You all deserve third world immigration and end up like swedes and germans. The remnant of once great empire is now a void filled with poo, pakis and nigs. Shame on you Britain, i guess this is punishment for your perfidy back in the old days

I knew you bin babies would fuck it up somehow. Way to go, asshats.
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

I slept for that bit. When I woke up I only thought to check Moray.

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INTERVIEW WITH BLAIR ON CORBYN'S SURGE WHEN?

Any seats left?

>Best politician eva
>A fucking communist

May should kill herself

what happens if she padlocks the door and never comes out?

Is mhari gone?

I don't think any of the other Tories running for leader could've done much better desu.
Who knows?

Bit of both, muh youth vote.
Mostly it was May fucking up though.

How long till May resigns?

Will those nominally on the right learn a message from this? Don't run cuckservatives and/or women?

Probably not.

No

Well, Scottish nationalism is dead I guess. Silver lining, fellas.

Sorry things didn't work out like they did here last November. Hopefully Brexit still happens.

WHEN THE FUCK IS RICHMOND PARK?

I can't go to bed until I watch Olney lose.

>stopped Shariah May the Censor Queen
>also stopped Corbychev and SNP

>May has been married to Philip May, an investment banker currently employed by Capital International, since 6 September 1980; the couple have no children.[210]

Women without children should never run anything.

7 seats left

did NEETs and poorfags win it for corbyn?