Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 50th edition

>At a glance
COALITION CONFIRMED
Most likely situation is a Tory+DUP coalition, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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DAVIS OR BOJO MP

>fudge

TORY/DUP CONFIRMED

What does it all mean for the UK now?

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
FUCK LABOUR AND TORIES
LONG LIVE NIGE

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Was this the biggest meme election in UK history?

>jo coburn is jewish
why have i only just realised this

That safe union comfy.

Is this an election where you could say every party lost?

Except DUP maybe

yes

What a twat.

Brexit vote was nice drink but now you are hangover and you gotta deal with it

Will the tories do better or worse if a new leader comes in for a general election in a couple of months?

Amerifat here: make Boris your prime minister.

THAT CUNT CHANTING 'OH JEREMY CORBYN' AT 7AM

is there anything sacred to this man

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In terms of the actual vote, yes. In terms of campaign, no.

Bit off-topic lads, but something I've been thinking about over the last few days. Is there something in the religion of peace where dead muzzies don't enter paradise if they're attacked with bullets soaked in pig's blood, or something like that? Could we meme into existence a policy where anyone who dies committing an act of terrorism will have pig's blood poured into their mouth? Never know, might deter someone.

So tell me who's winning Corbyn's done right

He has to combine with everyone to even have a chance?

So what are the chances the negotiations will breakdown and we will have a no deal Brexit? I really want the UK completely out of the EU.

>I promise I won't get political
>three drinks later
>we must experiment with Mao Zedong thought and socialism with British characteristics

>Labour mongs think they've won

When do you think it will hit them lads

The only Tory who won tonight, apart from Ruth

Now only the second worst Tory PM

So Lord Buckethead didn't retain his deposit?
Shame.

Boris and Donald. Oh god the memes.

Is Sky News corporate owned kiked media or independent news?

What a shitty system.

Is he right?

aww wales is so cute in this pic with his little cardigan on X)

Hard Brexit is essentially impossible now, so whatever

probably worse, they would have to rewrite the manifesto, Labour have all the momentum now

Can someone tell Cornwall to hurry up?

kiked

2015 had more memes

I don't care where you go, but just leave.

RAZOR THIN

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Shit's fucked. Depression impending.

LADS WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF A NEW SNAP ELECTION?

She might announce today that she will leave, but she probably wont announce that she will leave today.

Yes, this was a Clinton/Remain tier campaign where they just shouted about the opposition for the whole campaign.

now you'll never get your sovereignty back
rip

80%.

DEPUTY

PRIME

MINISTER

Depends if they can reach a coalition agreement I think.

Cornwall, Northern Ireland, Wales and Scotland guaranteed Brexit

when nigel dodds proposes legislation to gas the taigs.

Well it is easy to fear May "I'll start up firing squads while I bleed blood on the human rights" the Terminator

what are the remaining seats like

Daily elections by 2020.

Can you actually imagine being Theresa May right now?

She must be on suicide watch

Same shit Hillary did.

Too busy chatting shit.

>(((Goldsmith))) becomes leader
>Soft Brexit
Screencap this

This is the first election since 1983 where the polls underestimated the Conservatives.

Next time their bennies get cut.

not only this but they had a candidate who was afraid of confrontation and scrutiny, actively avoided it, which bred distrust

Completely. Negative campaigns are very difficult to run correctly, you come off as scared, weak, or annoying far too easily.

Tessie is lucky she got off as lightly as she did

If they can get a coalition with DUP then there is no chance.
Lots of people voted Tory because they thought it gave them the best chance at winning a strong government. Now that people unironically think labour have a chance (they don't) a snap election would just end up with more of a swing to labour

T H E R E S A

very high

tory/dup coalition will be very unstable

Every week until we win

>Not Davies

>tfw following this closely
>Just wanted a hard brexit for my bros across the pond
>Just wanted them to get way from the globalist shitstains of the EU
>May had to cock it all up

I'm sorry, lads.

Coalition not confirmed

Based Northern Ireland coming to save the day again. Thank you based loyalists.

>underestimated

Lmao I mean overestimated

Who /Gove Cove/ here?

It's time boys

Brexit is go to shit. Britcucks will beg to return to EU and suck aryan dick. In the end merkel will win and britain will ne another cuck western shitouritarian state

Say sorry.

Time to pack bags then?

>tory/dup coalition will be very unstable
That's what they said about the Con/Dem coalition, but it lasted a full term.

>THE TORIES WON!!!!1111
Ummm... no sweetie, he lost by a massive margin. Jeremy Corbyn won by a swing of NINE POINT FIVE percentage points

He is the true winner. He is who the British people chose. Any time a tory supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of history. The toreis are literally the least popular party of all time.

What is going on in Britain?
Why it's important to have a majority?
Also, is anything related to the recent terrorist attacks?

canterbury flipping to labour is unbelievable

>muh Enfield Southgate

It's full of coons now like most of London, why are we shocked that it went Labour

No government, no possible government, New election shortly.

I voted Labour. May resignation is apparently 50/50 and that's the sole reason I voted Labour. So, I did win.

It really is. Tories will not get past 326.

>media predict Remain
>Leave wins
>media predict Shillary
>Trump wins
>media predicts overwhelming Tory majority
>Parliament is hung

Pottery.

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>These are considered 10s.

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>twitter.com/samblackledge/status/872428426392735748

So will some of the DUP be in the cabinet or sit on the front bench

we're fucked in 5 years, it will be impossible for anyone but labour to win an election.

yeah but they had a comfy majority (rather than barely 326) and the issue of the irish border is very thorny

is it back on?

i knew i kept these memes for a reason

what is even going on in the election?
I dont understand bongo election

They had a fucking massive majority, this is VERY different

YouGov in classic YouGov fashion was one of the most egregious under estimators

probably NI secretary?

>he thinks any major party would deliver a "hard brexit"
FOY

LITTLE ENGLANDERS BTFO!!!

Post your constituencies lads

Oh cool? So is he in power then? Will be be implementing those neat policies in his manifesto? :^)

I last down for a nap last night and just woke up so I missed all the happening

I can't believe people feel for socialism again, though it's not like May was ever any good

The fuck are you gonna go? Pound is already too cheap for us to move anywhere decent.

No, it will be a minority government

10 MPs does not equal a coalition, the Lib Dems had 56 MPs in 2010