Will we ever be friends again?

For what it's worth I love Germans and their culture, but we are cursed by our geography; they will always seek to dominate Europe for security and we will always seek to divide it for security

No, you betrayed us and Europe back in 1939 and we will never forgive you.

p-p-please

Pay Brexit 100 gorillion.

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N E B E R

only if you two kiss

t. world hegemon/pornography producer

>again

When have we ever been friends? We have never been on the same side.

As a gay Bavarian lefty, I hate Brexitards, but I unironically love the UK in general and you will always have a special place in my heart

>again

were you ever? I can't think of a case. Written history please.

Kill your self sodomite

Nnnnnnnnno :^)

>Will Britistan and Germanistan ever be friends again
oh sure they will.
it'll only take like 50 years for both of your countries to be majority mudslime.

There you go embarrassing the fucking Empire again Nigel.
Get out the way you beady eyed cunt while I bayonet this Kraut and give his lands away to his neighbours.
This is now a Loyalist thread and unless you're from Hanover I got nothing for you but lead Gerry.

kys

Nnnnnnnnnno :^)

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I'm your friend
maybe we meet someday

Just fuck off to your island, mind your own business and leave the rest of the world be.
Same goes for americans.

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You were on our side in the Revolutionary War against the US and the Boxer Rebellion. Don't be a Jew...we were very close at one point...hence our Queen being a literal Kraut

>Revolutionary War vs US
>Boxer Rebellion

>you are ready for initiation

When things get bad, and our White skin becomes our uniform, when language and nationality don't matter in Europe anymore, when it's White vs the rest, then we can be friends. I'm looking forward to that day.

Why don't you leave Europe alone you EU commie fag

>implying that'll ever happen
you're still voting for fucking merkel out of all people
i think it's time to give up on your country

Tell me about your mixed feelings about Ireland, Fritz

What we do is none of your business.

They're funny af but super violent and unpredictable.

At Oktoberfest they make for great drinking buddies, but as soon as you turn your back on them they'll stab you in the neck for shits and giggles.

So they are inherently socialist?

>we will always seek to divide it for security
This. Now fuck off out of our 4th Reich already so we can finalize the takeover of Europe.

Absolutely, this is why they're superior.

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Two times weren't enough, Wolfgang?

What did you just say you little cnut? You don't want to see use becoming overtly aggressive, Tommy.

I prefer the aggressive Germany to Merkel's Germany tbqh, at least the Nazis made good music and machines... all your country exports now is Turks

Btw, I'll have to switch France to green because I started loving them ever since Macron won (thanks for saving Europe, guys!), and I kind of changed by opinion on Czech Republic because I really took a liking to Czech posters

>When you are BTFO by Britain
Did i miss something? When did that happen? Last time i checked you had to pay a gorillion schekels & will get cucked in further negotiations even more.

They aren't "getting fucked", on the contrary, Germany will save UK from themselves during Brexit negotiations

Stop thinking about Europe and start thinking about Rimland. Do you know the concept?

>all your country exports now is Turks

That's where you're wrong.
We'll export beautiful fusion reactors soon while you coleburners still fuck around with fossils.
Don't speak to my face again, SaDICK.

Elaborate, Burger!

>We'll export beautiful fusion reactors soon while you coleburners still fuck around with fossils.

They've just broken a new record when it comes to renewable energy.

Why did Willy have to needlessly antagonise Britain?

Was it because his mummy didn't love him enough?

>WW1
>WW2
>BREXIT
>WORLD CUP

BTFO
T
F
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He had reason you filthy son of a celt.

It's a little like the Lebensraum toward Central Asia if I'm not mistaken. It makes the whole world in play, and I don't see why the white race when organised couldn't take over like Mozlem religion did so long ago. The next strategic move would be towards Central Asia, then onto East Asia.

A lot of things to do, and British and Germans are ethnically a lot closer than all of the other ethnicities in that direction. Transportation revolution changes historical grievences potentially.

Kek. Don't get me wrong here but I love you burger fucks.

Prussia and Great Britain, Waterloo.

Don't worry too much. Many in both cultures nowadays have ties to both (I mean even Mrs Farage is German or so I'm told) and the whole migrant situation is already tying people in the West together where they see the risks; going forward there's at least a good chance to see some of that old respect back, if nothing else. And if not, than at least we'll go down like we used to.

apart from maybe the last half century, you were literally never friends

No, fuck off. Germany now friends with us. Stop calling her, have respect and dignity. You have nothing to offer her!

That's good. But Spain seems to be the wrong colour.

no. normie leave

Cuck

of course we are friends and we will always be friends :3

uh definitely not during the US war. Boxer rebellion was pretty much all of Europe.

Don't you have some sparrows to exterminate?

Spain has to be my favorite Mediterranean country, the people are great and lovable :^)

pls. They're occupiers and Francoists.

>When things get bad, and our White skin becomes our uniform, when language and nationality don't matter in Europe anymore, when it's White vs the rest, then we can be friends
It won't be like that. Demographics will just keep changing until whitey is 5%-20% of the population and then niggers or kebabs will start genociding you

And for this we are expected to leave the Vaterland?
Danke, aber nein danke.

So somehow interbreeding will get rid of whites but not blacks?

White is a pure colour which has to be kept clean to preserve it. Black can easily be reestablished by using whatever dirt's at hand.

>has to be kept clean to preserve it
Our ancestor steppe dwellers were no whiter than us.

Real Europeans don't fall for divide and conquer but respect each other for our achievements and stand together against kikes and subhumans.

It's just bluepilled and blackpilled fags who hate against other whites because history.

>Real Europeans don't fall for divide and conquer
>stand together against kikes and subhumans.

that's quite rich coming from a german EU shill (the very same EU that imports literal subhumans to divide and conquer the whole continent)

>Real Europeans don't fall for divide and conquer
>stand together against subhumans
I guess you are not a real european?

Not sure whom you're speaking of but we certainly don't have the same ancestors like you sealfuckers.

Why would we want to be friends with them? All they do is fuck up the continent and then finally the planet with their literal autistic, single-minded culture and whatever they've fixated on.

>muh colonial power
>nuh reich
>much EU and immigration

Also, bombed me nan's chip shop. Two World Wars, one World Cup mate.

Our very far ancestors have become White through continuous up-breeding. Being White is a specialization by nature, and that specialization will get lost through mixing with non-whites. Seeing how non-whites are generally inferior, race mixing would not do us any good.

You have to be a meme..

Hope your mum's ok xD™

Mine's fine. Say good morning to yours for me when she comes home from working the red light district earning all of Achmed's benefits all night.

I thought Sup Forums was meant to be all for positive European relations? Even British and German posters on Sup Forums are more friendly towards each other.

>anything past my arbitrary date doesn't count

for what it's worth i love you kankers as well as i have lived in your blessed land before

Classic lame british humour.
You Island monkeys can never into Witze

t-t-thanks Krautbro :3

Well fucking marry him already if you love him so much

Is this the famed German humour?

The Leader of a group cant be friends with anyone. Its lonely on top. But it is our JOB

Give it a few more decades till whatever's left of white europe is openly endangered and then whoever's left will genuinely stop giving a shit about pronouns and refugees and start to consider that maybe anyone who's not brown and violent is actually pretty ok.

I adore German culture and admire them generally, but they're charmless bastards. So no.

Ve vere never friendz.

the thing is you have ever been the cuckslave of the US. so we can never be bros to a real degree.

also it all doesnt matter since we are both commiting third world import suicide anyway.

>literally a US protectorate for 45 years
>calling others US cuckslaves

Yeah. Every kraut I've met has been an arrogant piece of shit. Can't stand the cunts.

Who are you to accuse me?