Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 52nd edition

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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That's my last edition for the day I think.

Was a pleasure posting with you all.

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Tory+DUP > Tory

You did a great job.

Daily reminder that Prube is a girl.

Fucking lazy cuck.

STOP POSTING THE THREAD SO FUCKING EARLY YOU COCKGOBBLING CUNT

You did good lad

Its been 10+ hours

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Thanks for your service, bud.

So are Conservatives actually forming a government with the DUP?

Explain this whole thing to my dumb burger self please.

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Salmond well battered

HEY CUNTS CHECK THIS VIDEO OF CORBYN SLAPPING A BITCH ON THE TITS FOR VICTORY

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wait so did corbyn win or what

I know, I've been here the whole time.

>the absolute state of British politics right now
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>If Labour and LDs get just two more seats they could team-up and claim a majority
Right lads, how likely is it that any of the as-yet-uncounted ones will go Trot or Milky?

Night faggot

TORY + DIPS ANNOUNCE NEW 500K MINIMUM NET MIGRATION TARGET

good for him

thats how brits celebrate

>DUP want a frictionless Irish border
We're going to remain in the single market and keep free movement. Enjoy your Brexit lads. Corbyn might as well have won on that end.

Fucking UKIP not standing means my seat swung to labour from con because the 6k whom voted UKIP 2015 went mostly to labour.

No one has won.

morally yes

mother theresa forming a DUP coalition as we speak so in reality no

coalition will be unstable and i'm predicting another election within 6 months

So Offensive

This might have been the best outcome of this election

>No Tory majority to censor internet
>No Tory majority for dementia tax
>No Tory majority for curbing of human rights
>No SNP threat
>Both Lab and Con agreed to end Freedom of Movement
>Nige might be coming back to politics

>MAY TO RETAIN MINORITY GOVERNMENT
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>Yvette Cooper: "Theresa May cannot carry on as Prime Minister after losing what was basically a referendum on herself."

GUYS IT'S OVER.
JUST APOLOGIZE AND BEG TO COME BACK TO THE EU BEFORE YOU GET FUCKED TOO HARD.

Accept Euro and suck some german dick like the good girl that failed her dreams you are. It's not that bad.

>DUP want a frictionless Irish border
The EU said they wont allow it

We're through the looking glass now, anything is possible

Literally had battered salmon for lunch
FEELS GOOD

Stop saving thumbnails you cretin.

Give the DUP some policy power.

Don't let them touch brexit

SNP dead

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

PRETEND LABOUR LAUGHTER IS PATHETIC SHILLS TRYING TO SAVE FACE

As you were brit/pol/

How did she lose? She won with 42%, more than Corbyn

Nah. No government m8.

that's a good thing, rejoice, comrade

Everyone agreed to suicide at 10?

>No Tory majority for curbing of human rights
This wasn't bad.
Fuck off to reddit.

Yugioh is still a thing?

What is this, a Twat for ants?

kensington possible, cornwall unlikely

its ogre

I went to bed at half 10 to catch the early morning goodness and only just woke up lads, I fucked up as hard as May

They'll find a way to censor the internet mate, they have the terror mandate.

Stop fishing for (You)'s faggot

Fucking kek

Tezza has been talking to DUP all morning. give it till noon.

What about the internet censorship?

Special kind of retards round your way

Honestly as a unionist Scot, this election was amazing. Scotland turning into a rainbow means that people on the left and right don't want indy anymore.

We're staying lads. Please forgive some of us who went a bit mental, and we'll forgive the cunts down your ends that voted for Jezz.

Because we don't vote for the person and we don't vote based on PR. We vote on the party and MP's. Tories needs 326 seats to create a government. The public didn't give her enough seats to form a government.

I'm busy at 10, I'll have to postpone till mid-afternoon I'm afraid.

You lads go on without me, I'll be right along.

>Yvette Cooper
she's just pissed she isn't going to be labour leader now

>Meant to win a large majority
>Gave such a woeful performance that she ends up cutting her own majority which results in a hung parliament
>won

>If Labour and LDs get just two more seats they could team-up and claim a majority

no they couldn't

Better to have a good night's sleep tbqhladdo

Remember, kek is a chaos god.

Like Sup Forums in its prime, kek only cares about causi g mischeif and dispair.

He cares not for your "muh 1488"

Thats why he made Trump win, thats why brexit happened.

And nows hes the reason meme commisar Corbyn will seize the memes of production!

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Why are these old biddies in Cornwall taking so long to fucking count?
I want to go to bed!

>BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS POSTPONED!!!
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>Theresa May has no intention of resigning
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA she can't be serious, she's a total fucking laughing stock

he's the faggot that would rather live in a no-internet potatocountry than be cucked by jamal or some shit

>>MAY TO RETAIN MINORITY GOVERNMENT
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Her expectations were way way waaaaay higher

GTFO

When is Kensington going to announce?

Trying to figure out which number comes after another one.

not wrong lad, at least I won't crash on the motorway on the way to work

They just played that on Sky News lol

>Stripping away human rights to deport a few terrorists

You must be so new to politics it fucking hurts. Stripping away human rights to deport terrorists who were born here is just a pretence for May to live out here authoritarian wet dream.

Stop making political decisions based on memes. Liberty is above all else in importance and we must not sacrifice it because of terrorism.

THE NEIL

Saying the SNP got blown away is incorrect. They still got more seats than the rest of the parties combined. I'm still shocked at the gains by the Tories though

>posting that evil withered old bitch hillary

OUR shit isn't fucked, kangaroo cuck.

Umm, Shariah May BTFO...

It was a good time. Labour faggots thought they could win, cuckservatives BTFO, Ireland is now in the fold, Blacked posting irish women will change the game. All is well

>>MAY TO RETAIN MINORITY GOVERNMENT
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Ya did good kid

>Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning

>Liberty is above all else in importance

This is a retarded attitude. Do you think muzzies should be completely at liberty to practice and preach their filth religion here?

This is fair.
I'm happier that indyref2 gets cancelled more than I'm sad that Brexit gets cancelled.

>This amount of shilling and damage control
KEK

youtu.be/jsPh_1exnYE

>they were born here so they're british!!!

As I said, fuck off to reddit.

Is this the guy who spoke Urdu in parliament?

>Setting it in Japan.
Why? The whole show was set in the US.

>BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS POSTPONED!!!
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>yfw the DUP ban gay sex UK-wide and force schools to teach creationism
>yfw they declare war on Scotland when they try to have another vote without permission.

I feel a great Trump tweet coming

this SNP damage control gonna take a while to get old.

>Scottish Nationalists
>full of pakis
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCOTLAND

>won

No. Stop posting if you don't understand our electorate system

Also this. That matey talks like reddit too.

>hor hor I'm superior because I'm a CIVIC cuck with no convictions btw Ive been doing this longer than you I promise

They sent the tellers home as they were tired. So fuck knows.

cuckservatives lost power
DUP gained
SNP killed

Labour still not winning.

good outcome.

Who's a bigger fuckup lads? Cameron or May?

B-but muh Hard Brexit

Corbyn is a Marxist IRA terroist how can he win seats