Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 53rd edition

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=ni9pcNF0GKU
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Live Thread: British Elections!
dailystormer.com/today-is-the-day-vote-corbyn-and-endsemitism/

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ARE NIGE COMING BACK

Y GŴR DAROGAN

anime is gay

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WAS IT WORTH IT Sup Forums???

Feeling pretty black-pilled mateys...
and REALLY FUCKING FURIOUS

>but not with her policies
Hol up, does that mean her fucking retarded internet censorship plan can get to fuck now?

Go to bed

I wish Cameron had stayed on lads.

I miss him and we wouldn't be in this mess.

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>Britmongs are too lazy to make their own Britpol threads so we rely on Brazilians to do the jobs for us

Rightly go fuck yourself.

Am in bed with laptop on my chest in optimal RSI cultivating position.

a victory for toohey's everywhere

nice reflection of real life

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what are these wagekeks up to?

I SWEAR THE TORIES HAVE FUCKING SABOTAGED BREXIT ON PURPOSE.

THEY NEVER WANTED BREXIT, THEY NEVER INTENDED ON DELIVERING. THEY PUT ZERO EFFORT INTO THIS CAMPAIGN.

DAVID DAVIS IS ALREADY CONTEMPLATING PUTTING THE SINGLE MARKET AND CUSTOMS UNION BACK ON THE TABLE. I GUARANTEE YOU 100% THE NEGOTIATIONS WILL NOW BE DELAYED.

WE'RE FUCKED. WE NEED PAPA BREXIT TO COME BACK. IT'S THE ONLY WAY IT CAN EVER HAPPEN. PLZ NIGE :'(

>tfw no more Cheeky Lad Dave with a few cheeky pints and putting his dick in a pigs mouth

Clegg looked so sad when he lost his seat, I almost felt bad for him

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL PARTY IN BRITAIN NOW

THIS WILL BE THE KING MAKER, THE RULING PARTY

JUST, WHAT, THE, FUCK, ARE, LEFTISTS, CELEBRATING, ?,

We appreciate the outsourcing. Thanks!

That's where all us tripfags really are.

>Bongs too lazy to post on our own Britpol threads so we need Indians to do it for us

boipucci>girlpussy

I guess now you all know what those terror attacks were for
>MI5 strikes again

If we don't have a government capable of passing the Queen's speech on the 19th we go to another election by default.

ignore argie shitposter

>corbynmongs celebrating

wtf, where the fuck is my salt

That depends on the DUP and the number of libertarian conservatives. Any policy that causes internal debate inside the Conservative party is an easy meal for a coalition of opposition parties to shoot down.

I feel bad he lost to a spacker who turned up for the results in a t-shirt and had to buy a suit from Tesco at 2am once it seemed he was going to win

He deserved better

I remember when they were announcing the first Welsh seat yesterday everyone in the BBC live chat we're thinking that was Arab, topkek

Yes....the more chaos the better

You seem to not understand hatred

It comes when the Tory-DUP alliance is formed and Labour doesn't get a chance to try and form a government.

On order, just wait till you see a DUP-Tory right wing coalition.

Well they lost, but they didn't lose nearly as badly as they thought they would and May hasn't won either. So they're celebrating as though they won.

>yfw 400 Lab & Con MPs agree to form National Government with Soubry as PM to reverse Brexit

rather feel like killing myself or moving

They didn't get BTFO so it's a ""win""

don't embarrass yourself

Taste my piss
>far more salty

>Corbyn
>waffle waffle waffle

Hah, they'll do a Tory-Lab coalition anyways

Corbyn did well enough to stay on as leader and the Tories lost their majority, they lost but it was a good loss.

When you add up all the left/centre-left parties you they have a higher vote % than the right wing parties.

Capitalists out! Communist Britain now!

Hard Brexit is DEAD

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>mfw guess it's time to finally an hero

Labour going from 30% 2 years ago to 40% today is fucking based. Especially considering everybody thought Corbyn would get destroyed.

He didn't win, but he has utterly fucked Theresa May, made her job impossible, and spend the entire Brexit negotiations laughing as the Conservatives tear themselves apart.

The Cons need to appease their extreme right wing but also need have to rely on limp wristed liberal Tories like Nicky Morgan and Anna Soubry to vote for her Brexit deal. SAD!

Bongs.... WHAT THE FUCK DID YO DO

>RSI cultivating position
What's that

Cameron was honestly against Brexit

May was against it until she was for it once she became prime minister

>corbyn claiming a win

come on

After seeing his ugly mug I'm laughing desu.

Corbyn acting like he fucking won

>McDonnell

here we go

>a single mother

who else voted for Labour?

You can either wait and see, keep concern shilling or copy your image. Your choice.

CORBYN SLOW AND STEADY

WE'RE READY TO SERVE LADS

Mfw I was speaking welsh on the train and some yob tells me to fuck off back to Poland

>CORBYN CLAIMING VICTORY

When is he sworn in PM? Oh wait...

He's won a great deal of legislative power, he has a right to celebrate.

>sky sources: theresa may has no intention of resigning

>Labour, in order to form a majority, would need SNP, Lib Dem, PC and Green
>even then it's not enough
>even then they'd need the DUP

REVENGE OF IAN

White people got absolutely blown the fuck out in 2017

>Labour lost to the worst run Conservative campaign since Eden
>Corbyn actually thinks he won the election

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Why haven't you Marcin?

>Corbyn saying he should be PM after losing an election because he didn't lose big enough
Are you fucking kidding me?

>Wessex results
>Conservative: 68
>Labour: 11
>Lib Dem: 2
Based Wessex is no more. Basically communist now. Pretty embarrassing tbqfh

Serious question, /britpol/. If Corbyn ran on the exact same manifesto as he had this time, but pledged to completely phase out immigration, would you vote for him?

How could they fuck this up so badly? With some coalitionmaking, Labour could get Into government.

He's 54 seats behind and he says he's won.

I don't understand.

Because it's unclear how any of that will matter when the DUP wants to avoid another IRA uprising by keeping the border open with Ireland when the EU has said that the border will be closed because FUCK BRITAIN AND FUCK BRITISH PEOPLE

It would be nice if all that actually helped to reduce the number of pakistanis in britain though

He won 30 extra seats and crushed internal party opposition, yes

burger here
what is with the assumption that everyone needs to resign in europe if they dont have some overwhelming majority
she has the most seats by a mile still, the most votes, and with DUP she is part of a majority

im actually curious, where does this sort of attitude come from? I can understand cameron stepping down

noone won, thats the point.

It means labour can attempt to block conservatives attempt to form a new government.

Nothing is decided, its all to play for still.

>Corbyn still can't string a sentence together

go back janusz

He was always cool.

I think it's much more likely that the EU funded media in this country memes Corbyn into a win

>the Daves
Fuck is this shit?

He is a petty, vindictive twat. Everyone losing is the same as a win

Brexit cancelled.

I'm starting to think it's like mass delusion

The media aren't helping either

You should like Brendan Rodgers after loosing 4-0
>The lads showed character

A loss is a loss, they performed better than expected but still lost

Not sure why people are talking about Labour forming a coalition. They would literally have to form a coalition with every other party to overtake the Conservatives.

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If he gained a majority he'd directly threaten my career, so no thanks.

labour voters are not good at maths

Since 2001, the Tories have increased their vote share EVERY SINGLE ELECTION.

This time the Tories have won, again, and will form a majority with the DUP.

Brexit will happen.

Why can't I get a gf like this?

twitter.com/Jane0brien

this is what happens when you decide to hold an election when all the students are back at their parent's constituencies

>Lib Dems have said no coalition
>Labour could get into goverment
how? they'd be on 295

>if you get fewer seats than your opposition then you win

Labour can't get a majority and even then a very divided minority government wouldn't last

you're a fucking retard

>I didn't pass the test but at least I completed it

>crushed internal party opposition
>Implying Labour isn't still torn between Old Labour and Blairites.