Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 54th edition

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=ni9pcNF0GKU
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Live Thread: British Elections!
dailystormer.com/today-is-the-day-vote-corbyn-and-endsemitism/

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SEIZING THESE MEANS

Any news on a Blairite split?

meanwhile
www facebook com/jamesjohnson391/posts/1472794242743651

wtf is that thing in the middle?

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MEDIA AND EU MEMED CORBYN THE SAME WAY WE MEMED TRUMP AND BREXIT

Corbyn gave us a far right coalition

thank you dumbfuck

J U S T

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JUST

You fools, what have you unleashed!
DUP wants to see a working Assembly and Executive as the best form of government for all our people.
We will judge any deal against five core tests set out in the manifesto.
We support the continued increases in the National Living Wage.
We will support proposals to further increase the personal tax allowance.
We support the maintenance of the pensions triple lock.
The DUP will resist any assault on important universal benefits.
We want to build a globally competitive economy.
We support the delivery of an ambitious new Industrial Strategy
We are committed to improving public services.
We support the continuation of the UK’s independent nuclear deterrent.
The DUP will resist attempts to rewrite the past.
The DUP will work to get the best deal for Northern Ireland as the UK leaves the European Union.
We are committed to see the development of a real respect agenda.

>The DUP will resist attempts to rewrite the past.
What did they mean by this?

the black knight

Wenger in or out?

Say it with me

"PRIME MINISTER BORIS JOHNSON"

Lord Buckethead

Are the DUP brexit friendly?

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>tories
>far right

user...

>decide to make a thread for once,
>BR beats me to it

Never mind then.

relatively

Are Labour MPs all like "wtf I love Corbyn now!"?

Space lord Buckethead.

he thinks DUP will somehow force the tories to become anti-immigration

>>The DUP will resist attempts to rewrite the past.
>What did they mean by this?

No more white guilt about potato niggers.

Could the best leader the Tories never had become the best leader they ever had?

>May forced to resign
>Coalition with BASED DUP

I'm actually not unhappy about this boys.

>Tory and DUP
Should we be happy? Tories had some bullshit policies anyways and their stance on immigration was disappointing. How are the DUP? I've hear they're pretty right wing.

That they are easily distracted babies who are not to be trusted.

I think they mean they don't want a second referendum, but it could be secret Irish speak, for all I know.

>we allowed women to vote

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oh shit an actual conservative government

>this "Eddie" character

Is he e-famous on another board or something?

What a trainwreck

DUP and Tories are trash headed by two insane power-addicts unable to take responsibility for literally anything

he doesn't want to lead. He is only being a minister to best possible result for brexit.

If Corbyn can create unity in the party, say by appointing yvette cooper to shadow home sec, jarvis shadow defence, forget about trident as an issue, they're going to win the next election

Things can only go down from here for the conservatives.

The key, most crucial thing however is that the SNP defense has been broken, and scottish seats are now back in play. Corbyn definitely needs to promote some scottish MPs to the shadow cabinet to push forward up there.

So is Brexit happening or not?

lmao

Any future Tory government will have to capture a percentage of the women and youth vote. Will they want to be in a formal coalition with a party that is anti-abortion that is so riddled by anti-homosexual feeling?

dumb frogposter

Enough of this shit, post slags

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So why do SF not take their seats?

>*ahem* BRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPP

Where did all the Tory shills go?

May won't resign until Brexit is done and dusted. She may be under the influence of Boris and Davis more though

Scared that the coalition will only have a very weak majority that could be worn down by by-elections and defections

They should pick some tough DUP negotiators to go to Brussels.

SHILLS ON THE NET.
MEMES ON THE FACEBOOK.
MEDIA TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MOMENTUM HE HAS.
CORBYN ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT LITTLE MAN VS STATE.
ONLY VISITED HIS OWN RALLIES.

They hate faggots, it's great news for right wingers.

DUP are North Korea-tier

>PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes

Yeah.....noooo

I am really warming to the idea of a Tory-DUP government. I like the idea of the Conservatives being held at gunpoint by actual conservatives.

They don't recognise the jurisdiction of the UK over Northern Ireland

It has nothing to do with MPs having to swear allegiance to the queen, as some might tell you

they won't pledge allegiance to the queen

also FOY and use google

You deluded fucks mean the same DUP that has a feminist leaderess?

Think again, you dense motherfuckers.

Proof why the young should not vote.

"Gimme dat" attitudes and brainwashing from lack of life experience.
Time to take that job abroad. I'll be off in August then like the yearly 110,000 whites fleeing Britainistan. Farewell blighty.

UK is now fucked both politically and demographically. There's no coming back from it without a widespread race war and that won't happen with the retarded youth who think the white decline is a good thing and destruction of morality is progression.

Pic related was the racial demographic as of 2011. White includes all other native European groups not just native Brits. 2021 will be horrific.

Drunk Northern Irishmen are scary as fuck, Juncker will be quaking in his high heels

How badly do we lose the second referendum lads?

Jesus Christ, she makes Nicola sturgeon look like a mild mannered receptionist.

What a woman..I hope she is as based in policies than she is in looks.

>being held at gunpoint
Probably literally.

Only Labour could celebrate a 3rd defeat in a row

They're going to push for softest brexit possible

The next week of negotiations going to be a shitshow

How can one woman be so continually retarded? How can the main two parties seem to have leaders trying to sabotage their own party and yet increase their combined vote share to 83%?

There was a Sinn Fein MP last night who *literally* said the exact words about the Queen

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

TORY - DUP GOVERNMENT

LED BY BORIS JOHNSON

LABOUR UTTERLY BTFO

this minority government would probably get in by a parliament vote. DUP and some SNP would side with a Tory goverment over Labour

The DUP website's down, too much traffic

>Unionist party
Thatcher is rolling in her grave

Then they don't understand their own position on the matter

Anyone remember the election where that 'neo-nazi' website backed an antifa candidate? Weird stuff.

So?

Thatcher was one of our most right wing stanced leaders in history.

>mandate for breakfast

Where are you fleeing to?

Is she gonna resign or should I go to bed.

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>Anti gay
>Best Korea tier

Nice.

But what are the chances of the tory party fracturing in the next five years? If May panders towards DUP then she's bound to piss off some of the more left-leaning tories

>mandate for breakfast

hheheheh

dumb frogposter

>Corbyn: we won this election
>Interviewer: but you lost. you didn't get close to enough seats
>Corbyn [rattled]: w-w-w-we got more votes and some more seats than last time
lmao

It's 9am you should have just woken up

WELL DONE LABOUR
WELL DONE LABOUR
HOWEVER...

I tried to go to bed at 6, m8. There's no use.

Nothings going to happen for a while.

Find one, just one instance of Thatcher appealing to namecalling anybody a "misogynist". I'll wait.

When will he have confirmation of the Govt?

>Labour win in Kensington
I guess that dementia tax really fucked May up

They're all starving after staying up all night

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Another seat for Tori KEK

unionist as in, UNITED KINGDOM, not as in trade unions

Nobody knows, literally nobody on this earth

I should have. But I stayed up all night thinking muh 1000 year tory reich and it never ended. So here I am and my sleep schedule is ruined.

I fucking hate living in nottingham

may is a stupid cunt

>Theresa May has no intention of resigning
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Will her own party put up with this?

>Democratic unionist party will aly with conservatives
>SNP destroyed in Scotland

the union is alive and well, Republic of Ireland capitulation when?

when Mummy feels ready to leave her safehouse

Kek, embarrassing to watch.