>At a glance Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party SNP getting blown the fuck out Exit poll proving to be correct so far Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics. Conservatives might just about win it. Conservatives are just as bad as Labour
>Why did it happen? The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated. They ran a very insincere campaign. U-turns on social issues undermined her authority. People fell victim to the soft brexit meme. Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.
>Mr. Sheckelstein doesn't have enough money >Conservashitcucks actually believe this
William Richardson
>Home Secretary keeps her seat by less than 400 votes
That has to be some kind of record
Jonathan Bailey
business idea: let the machine operators run the country
Brandon Johnson
...
Carter Carter
Im well fucking tired lads might go for a tactical nap
Chase Lopez
>Why did it happen? you're hugely understating Corbyn's ability to make people care it's a fucking popularity contest
Josiah Green
Based corbyn
Landon Nelson
DUP + TORY = BOTH GFA AND ANGLO-IRISH AGREEMENT GET TRASHED
REPEAT AFTER ME: UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND
REPUBLIC OF IRELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH.
Jaxson Gray
>1st for marxist madman minority government
Grayson Martin
>Nationalises internally
Dominic Sanders
amerishart here, just woke up
did our boy corbyn win?
Brandon Barnes
>Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Is there a source for this?
Kayden Rodriguez
Sinn Fein on suicide watch
IRA on suicide watch
Catty fenian refugee feet kissing papists on suicide watch
Tyler Wood
>Labour Do Brits not have dictionaries?
Angel Rodriguez
fuck off
Jaxson Lopez
wouldn't the army just annexe parliament at that point?
Landon Harris
>Corbyn goes underground and takes up arms with Gerry and John.
I thought we made these yonks ago as a joke.
Ethan Sanders
I'm glad and not all too surprised May fucked up. Let's hope we see the back of her after this and a new Tory leader.
Dylan Flores
Was pretty blackpilled last night but if May can hold it together the election will get them through Brexit which they've already done the parliamentary work for with time left over to change things in time for a new election after.
Don't see much changing, and she's now got 5 more years.
Brody Peterson
bugger
Jordan Foster
yes, Nigel Farage
Xavier Perry
so you gonna have a coalition and everything goes back to normal? No election again in half a year?
Ian Green
Why is Scotland such cucks? Why would they vote Tory?
Also, it looks like the Tories need to form a coalition with the DUP, what does that mean for their brexit?
Adam Adams
he said if a soft brexit looks likely he'll start campaigning again
Jonathan Price
>If you lose the election, you win.
Leo Foster
May is toast, so she is.
Blake Richardson
What the fuck was up with these turnouts
I get why Lab would be getting xboxhuge numbers (young mongs), but where did the tory voters come from?
Ethan Hall
GIVE BORIS YOUR ENERGY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B
Isaac Gomez
>Why would they vote Tory?
They didn't want to leave the UK and fuck Labour
Sebastian Wilson
...
Brandon Roberts
Are Nige said that if the coalition backslides on Brexit he will probably have to campaign for UKIP again. Nothing on him actually running it or running as MP even. Just helping UKIP out.
Ethan Adams
DOCTORS HAVE TAKEN AWAY THEIR LACES AND SHOEBELTS
Nathaniel Martin
UKIP
Joseph Reyes
ARE ARLENE
Jayden James
What was going through Mr Fishfinger's head at this moment?
Jacob Nelson
Has Cornwall results come in yet? If not, when?
Brandon Jackson
B
Grayson Baker
Should have been watching the fucking telly you melon.
Dylan Martin
>THEIR LACES AND SHOEBELTS
i think you messed that up
Robert Lewis
GAS THE IRISH
Ryder Murphy
>Boris has been slipping the roger to Arlene for the past 6 months just in case this event might arise
Aaron Carter
COME ON ARLENE
Oliver Watson
But isn't it the case that Thatcher fucked Scotland up, and that the Tories generally don't care about Scotland?
>Tory moods seems to be rallying around to shore up May - 'brexiteers don't want to rock the boat'
DUP DEAL CONFIRMED
Aiden Miller
>hates jews >jews hate him >hates fags >friends with the ira >doesn't believe in (((global warming))) >rightfully calls out pointless jew wars as the reason for middle east problems and refugees >is a man >has kids (3 sons meaning he's alpha) so has invested interest in the country
why are we supposed to hate corbyn again?
Landon Evans
BAN ASSAULT KNIVES
Jace White
It seems to me they are the only party that cares about Scottish interests. Is it the possible independence referendum that makes you say fuck the SNP? So it's mostly propaganda, then? The way Merkel started taking up AfD talking points to keep the right wing quiet?
Owen Davis
>Some crackhead going apeshit for his giro >Happening Pick one
Aaron Nguyen
>doesn't believe in (((global warming))) he wanted to convert 50% of our energy producting to renewable resources by 2030
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>why are we supposed to hate corbyn again?
He is a communist.
Asher Cooper
Murdoch brainwashing
Elijah James
>fucking hate May >but this will piss off leftists
hmm, I'm torn
Sebastian Taylor
>Tory moods seems to be rallying around to shore up May
That won't last a month. She's toast and everyone knows it.
Ethan Reed
Morning lads so happy that >MAY ENTIRELY BTFO >1000 YEAR TORY REICH BTFO
please some tory, knife her (politically, calm down GCHQ)
Carson Ramirez
>Young Labour cucks celebrating
Fuck its just have a summer of terror attacks and civil war
Charles Adams
>May has 5 more years
doubt she has 5 more days lad, politicians resign for much less because once confidence in you is eroded Parliament goes into Chaos.
William Perez
>Strong and stable government
Jack Ross
is that global warming shit actually true?
Dominic Parker
>Is it the possible independence referendum that makes you say fuck the SNP?
The SNP are 1-issue fundamentalists. Independence is literally all they care about as a party.
Sturgeon has said in every interview that the SNP "won the election in Scotland" despite the losses and will use this to say she has a mandate for an other indyref
Nathan Roberts
>649 out of 650 seats
What the fuck is the last seat?
Dominic Taylor
daily stormer is confirmed false flag honey pot
Mason Myers
Kensington they all fell asleep
Lucas White
Kinsington
Gabriel Martin
Yeah because our current Tory government has been so effective at preventing terror attacks right?
Chase Butler
This isn't fun anymore, I want my momentum meltdown, I was promised a momentum meltdown
they still fucking lost, how don't they get it?
Grayson Ward
They didn't really. It was because of split votes between the SNP and Labour
Parker Torres
Kensington, Tories threw a hissy fit that they lost and everyone went to bed
Chase Long
best news so far this morning is boris a done deal, or could we actually get mogg or somebody else?
Blake Adams
Makes a nice change from Tower Hamlets
Henry Hall
>Terror attacks As soon as Theresa May goes those will go away :)
Nicholas Taylor
because relative to expectations the Tories managed the biggest self-own in British political history literally threw away a majority
Jayden Sanders
WAHHHH I WANTED TO BE THE ONE GLOATING
Jace Davis
Massive vote share increase, moderate seat increase, poised to be the government after the next election, what's not to celebrate? You can't expect to win a war in a single battle. But winning a battle is important to win the next one.
Kevin Ross
Nicky Morgan is not a very convincing tranny
Ayden Parker
Didn't they prevent 13 this year?
Wyatt Williams
What the fuck happened ? /ourguy/ PM ?
Logan Allen
Who did tower hamlets go for?
Jaxson Cook
You can gloat in 6 months when Boris Johnson is leading the Tories to a 600 seat supermajority
Liam Cooper
>They're not getting butthurt >I'll provide the butthurt instead
