Brit/pol/: Im fucking tired edition

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] LIVE COVERAGE: British Election Results - 6/8/17 (embed)
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184 (embed)

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Live Thread: British Elections!
dailystormer.com/today-is-the-day-vote-corbyn-and-endsemitism/

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>Mr. Sheckelstein doesn't have enough money
>Conservashitcucks actually believe this

>Home Secretary keeps her seat by less than 400 votes

That has to be some kind of record

business idea: let the machine operators run the country

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Im well fucking tired lads might go for a tactical nap

>Why did it happen?
you're hugely understating Corbyn's ability to make people care
it's a fucking popularity contest

Based corbyn

DUP + TORY = BOTH GFA AND ANGLO-IRISH AGREEMENT GET TRASHED

REPEAT AFTER ME: UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND IRELAND

REPUBLIC OF IRELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH.

>1st for marxist madman minority government

>Nationalises internally

amerishart here, just woke up

did our boy corbyn win?

>Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.

Is there a source for this?

Sinn Fein on suicide watch

IRA on suicide watch

Catty fenian refugee feet kissing papists on suicide watch

>Labour
Do Brits not have dictionaries?

fuck off

wouldn't the army just annexe parliament at that point?

>Corbyn goes underground and takes up arms with Gerry and John.

I thought we made these yonks ago as a joke.

I'm glad and not all too surprised May fucked up. Let's hope we see the back of her after this and a new Tory leader.

Was pretty blackpilled last night but if May can hold it together the election will get them through Brexit which they've already done the parliamentary work for with time left over to change things in time for a new election after.

Don't see much changing, and she's now got 5 more years.

bugger

yes, Nigel Farage

so you gonna have a coalition and everything goes back to normal? No election again in half a year?

Why is Scotland such cucks? Why would they vote Tory?

Also, it looks like the Tories need to form a coalition with the DUP, what does that mean for their brexit?

he said if a soft brexit looks likely he'll start campaigning again

>If you lose the election, you win.

May is toast, so she is.

What the fuck was up with these turnouts

I get why Lab would be getting xboxhuge numbers (young mongs), but where did the tory voters come from?

GIVE BORIS YOUR ENERGY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B PRESS B

>Why would they vote Tory?

They didn't want to leave the UK and fuck Labour

...

Are Nige said that if the coalition backslides on Brexit he will probably have to campaign for UKIP again. Nothing on him actually running it or running as MP even. Just helping UKIP out.

DOCTORS HAVE TAKEN AWAY THEIR LACES AND SHOEBELTS

UKIP

ARE ARLENE

What was going through Mr Fishfinger's head at this moment?

Has Cornwall results come in yet? If not, when?

B

Should have been watching the fucking telly you melon.

>THEIR LACES AND SHOEBELTS

i think you messed that up

GAS THE IRISH

>Boris has been slipping the roger to Arlene for the past 6 months just in case this event might arise

COME ON ARLENE

But isn't it the case that Thatcher fucked Scotland up, and that the Tories generally don't care about Scotland?

Fuck yes go in Arlene

twitter.com/NathanLeeTV/status/873093158296408064

hostage situation right now

UKIP

This guy doesn`t seem to give a fuck about anything.

FOR THE MANY NOT THE JEW

Labour might work with the SNP though and fuck the SNP

B B B

>lose by 65 seats
>'the country has rejected the Tory politics of fear and yada yada...'

You still lost la

The Tory leader in Scotland has been somewhat successful in cleaning up their image.

wait what

redpill me on this

It's spelled Labor you retards

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youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

Probably got sick of being on hold.

>taken hostage by a knoif
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

north cornwall to tories

Arlene for PM when?

Jim McDonald as home sec.

>Tory moods seems to be rallying around to shore up May - 'brexiteers don't want to rock the boat'

DUP DEAL CONFIRMED

>hates jews
>jews hate him
>hates fags
>friends with the ira
>doesn't believe in (((global warming)))
>rightfully calls out pointless jew wars as the reason for middle east problems and refugees
>is a man
>has kids (3 sons meaning he's alpha) so has invested interest in the country

why are we supposed to hate corbyn again?

BAN ASSAULT KNIVES

It seems to me they are the only party that cares about Scottish interests. Is it the possible independence referendum that makes you say fuck the SNP?
So it's mostly propaganda, then? The way Merkel started taking up AfD talking points to keep the right wing quiet?

>Some crackhead going apeshit for his giro
>Happening
Pick one

>doesn't believe in (((global warming)))
he wanted to convert 50% of our energy producting to renewable resources by 2030

>why are we supposed to hate corbyn again?

He is a communist.

Murdoch brainwashing

>fucking hate May
>but this will piss off leftists

hmm, I'm torn

>Tory moods seems to be rallying around to shore up May

That won't last a month. She's toast and everyone knows it.

Morning lads
so happy that
>MAY ENTIRELY BTFO
>1000 YEAR TORY REICH BTFO

been saving this gif for today

We aren't, May is no better than him.
dailystormer.com/this-is-real-im-not-joking-about-endorsing-jeremy-corbyn/

I too fucking hate may

please some tory, knife her (politically, calm down GCHQ)

>Young Labour cucks celebrating

Fuck its just have a summer of terror attacks and civil war

>May has 5 more years

doubt she has 5 more days lad, politicians resign for much less because once confidence in you is eroded Parliament goes into Chaos.

>Strong and stable government

is that global warming shit actually true?

>Is it the possible independence referendum that makes you say fuck the SNP?

The SNP are 1-issue fundamentalists. Independence is literally all they care about as a party.

Sturgeon has said in every interview that the SNP "won the election in Scotland" despite the losses and will use this to say she has a mandate for an other indyref

>649 out of 650 seats

What the fuck is the last seat?

daily stormer is confirmed false flag honey pot

Kensington
they all fell asleep

Kinsington

Yeah because our current Tory government has been so effective at preventing terror attacks right?

This isn't fun anymore, I want my momentum meltdown, I was promised a momentum meltdown

they still fucking lost, how don't they get it?

They didn't really. It was because of split votes between the SNP and Labour

Kensington, Tories threw a hissy fit that they lost and everyone went to bed

best news so far this morning
is boris a done deal, or could we actually get mogg or somebody else?

Makes a nice change from Tower Hamlets

>Terror attacks
As soon as Theresa May goes those will go away :)

because relative to expectations the Tories managed the biggest self-own in British political history
literally threw away a majority

WAHHHH I WANTED TO BE THE ONE GLOATING

Massive vote share increase, moderate seat increase, poised to be the government after the next election, what's not to celebrate? You can't expect to win a war in a single battle. But winning a battle is important to win the next one.

Nicky Morgan is not a very convincing tranny

Didn't they prevent 13 this year?

What the fuck happened ? /ourguy/ PM ?

Who did tower hamlets go for?

You can gloat in 6 months when Boris Johnson is leading the Tories to a 600 seat supermajority

>They're not getting butthurt
>I'll provide the butthurt instead

Guess lmao

May lost a fucking 20% lead