Brit/pol/ - Tories BTFO Edition

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=kDIuApfVxBg

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
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twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] LIVE COVERAGE: British Election Results - 6/8/17 (embed)
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184 (embed)

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
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>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
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Amazing. What a misfire. Total boondoggle for the Conservatives.

I never bought into the BS that Corbyn was unelectable. People signed up in droves to vote for him in the Labour leadership. He was exciting non-voters. He was filling stadiums of people. What he did was challenge the status quo and the status quo in its bubble refused to believe he would be electable.

youtube.com/watch?v=3lnMFSlSkho

>yougo-
whoa...

Labour didn't win, but they made positive progress

Stop arguing autistically about this point now please

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>tfw no qt DUP gf

why even live?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>Tories BTFO
>May going to see the Queen at lunchtime
>Labour lost AGAIN

unelectable man keeps getting elected

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imagine Theresa May negotiating brexit. shambles

Reminder

worth it

Why are there so many Labour cucks here?
Does the UK need mass helicopter rides?

So you want to talk deals now do ya boys?

Ahh another thread where people can't accept the humiliation the tories suffered despite numerous tory mps naming it as such

Fucking kek

Right, she's going to the palace at 12:30. Does that mean she'll speak immediately before then?

Britain is probably more left-wing than even Sweden. We deserve the terrorist attacks.

May must not resgin. She's playing 4 d chess. She puposley ran a shit camagin to kill brexit

people really hate the Tories

Reminder PIERS MORGAN FOR PM

It's literally babbie's first election

>May refusing to resign

FUCK OFF

I WANT PM BORIS & DUP

No she'll speak afterword

Does she have a qt accent?

Might be even better than having a majority of cuckservatives.

would smash

SAY IT WITH

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

D.....D.....DUP

>Britain is probably more left-wing than even Sweden. We deserve the terrorist attacks.

Only healthcare. Uk has income inqualty comparable to us.

is Jezza gonna stop Larping like he's won anytime soon?

Well, SNP was BTFO, hopefully that continues in the future. Corbyn is alright for a Labout MP and May is bad for a conservative one, so this seems like exactly the result that would result in the fucking of thr globalists as much as possible.

>call election to humiliate your opposition in their weakest moment
>they end up coming back strong and humiliating you instead

Like a good movie script, member.

When will Kensington be declared?

Brussels better install metal detectors at the entrance to their negotiations.

Would have many Protestant babies with to fight in the coming race war.

Labour supports the unemployed dole dossers.

Labour voters are like your niggers, gimme gimme free shit.

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Has Jahanas necked himself yet???

Maybe there will be a leadership election in the queens speech. Once they get their Government through and such.

Maybe thats what she meant, get them to a stable position, then change leadership.

These guys sound the kind of right wing the tories desperately need.

no1curr

Doesn't matter at all unless you live there.

Tories let even more pakis in.

Well, I just joined the Conservatives. Not because I support them, but because I am going to go there and tell them how retarded they are for allowing this to happen. I may not have been pleased with consensus politics, but I at least felt as though the country wasn't going to fully turn into a train wreck. That Labour result however shows that the current Tory party are inept. If anything, I see this as the time to start trying to influence them, whilst I don't think they will make that more right wing shift, they're going to have to start listening a bit more if they want to take back a majority. Either way, I refuse to sit on my hands and do nothing anymore.

SNP still have most scottish MPs though. Long way to go until they fall off the map. If theres another election this year they may do better in that one.

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Quick rundown on the DUP?

Can they be memes into the mainstream?

britpol party when? Surely we can put out 650 (or soon 600) candidates

Platform:

Free education
Free healthcare
Ferrari Enzo for everybody
Handjob off Rachel Riley every Thursday afternoon
Free ice cream on hot days

Basically what Corbyn did

Kill youself

Reminder that Labour supporting Sup Forumsacks fucked it up for everyone.

Pakis are part of the commonwealth package, not the EU package.
Leaving the EU means less slavs, and more pakis/indians.

I don't know why people assume Brexit will reduce immigration, way off.

>Labour
>Ever getting shit done
They'll just squabble over retarded shit and then do nothing.

Yes, I'm sure that UKIP and the Tories bled votes to Labour because more right wing policies are needed.

reposting:
Huh. So there exists a sizeable portion of Scottish voters who want to leave the EU, but want to stay in the UK, but hate Thatcher and conservative UK politics?

Is that not a little contradictory?

I was under the impression that resistance to Corbyn came from the conservative vote they've picked up since the late 90s (and from corporate controlled media).

This, they bought into the EU funded meme

youtube.com/watch?v=d9uHhLe6WE0

Should I send it? Feeling really unstable tonight.

>mfw people are unironically arguing that this isn't a fucking disaster for the Tories

Is this the britpol equivalent of the 4D chess shite the Trumpmongs come out with?

DUP GAVE HER THE BACKING.
HA!

This is true for all relevant parties.

>realized

Don't you have a sheep to fuck Muhamad?

This morning. Fuck. I've been up since 8am yesterday.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thesun.co.uk/news/3674146/jeremy-corbyn-faces-fury-after-calling-banned-palestinian-terror-group-hamas-serious-and-hardworking/

telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/Jeremy_Corbyn/11892383/Jeremy-Corbyn-911-was-manipulated.html

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/01/jeremy-corbyn-under-pressure-to-denounce-friends-hamas-and-hezbo/
>corbyn
>bad

Prime Minister Farage in 2022?

Is there any party in uk more conservative than ukip? They are basically liberal republicans here in us. Who are true conseratives in uk?

There should be a ban on the SNP for being nationalists and lose all their seats
I shut snp voters up by calling them racists and bigots for wanting Scotland to be free?

"Free from whom? Refugees and people of colour fro England? Fuck you racist I know your game"

They are smacked silent and can't say a word back

Nice flag. Fuck off.

>Huh. So there exists a sizeable portion of Scottish voters who want to leave the EU, but want to stay in the UK, but hate Thatcher and conservative UK politics?
>Is that not a little contradictory?
No.

Not when you consider just how fucking inept the Tories have been in recent years.

Besides which everyone hates fucking Thatcher.

Even Cameron would've annihilated this election

What an absolute farce

I think he will be making a return to front line politics now.

Mate I'm saying this as an example, if anything there first thought needs to be how they can crush the socialist dream Labour are trying to ferment in people's minds.

>be me
>wake up
>hung parliment
>"I'll get some rope"
>router dies
"the goyim know, shut it down"

don't think I didn't notice fuckers. you planned this via controlled media. so, you -want- war?

a bit, but the Thatcher hatred isn't necessarily particularly rational and looks like being sidestepped thanks to Ruth being likeable.

If only this were true.

Shit skin detected

Nige join the Tories pls

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bet the Queen will give May a stern telling off

> May is going to see the queen at 12:30

HABBENING

>Is there any party in uk more conservative than ukip? They are basically liberal republicans here in us. Who are true conseratives in uk?
No; no they aren't; and you're retarded.

He said he'd have no choice if we stay in the single market.

the DUP apparently

>implying Tory-Lab coalition won't happen if Nige made major headway

This, i dont understand why gapteetths dont realize it

>labour has lost this election as badly as 2010

And how will that happen?

(You)

What in the blue fuck do we do now lads?

when will his precious mudslimes get him bros?

And everywhere around the world too, that's quite an achievement

hopefully the DUP attempt to reduce non-eu migration at least

>nobody is chimping out over May remaining as PM
>nobody is chimping out at the fucking DUP being kingmaker

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Like fuck she will. The monarchy died in 1997.

Do you two think that SNP leadership right now is simply unlikable? Or do you think this is a more permanent shift away from a possible second referendum?

wtf was that all about???

W-what if they do an angry make-out session?

Not really lad he's winged a minority off a very fucked up Tory opposition mainly in what were always labour heartlands. When you think that labour was taking 60-70% vote shares in the past two decades it's nothing great, it's almost the minimum you'd expect after the slating they got last election from the SNP and the Cons. Sure he's achieved that minimum with a very different manifesto and party alignment but by nature of two party states it's not remarkable.