Brit/pol/ - God Bless the DUP Edition

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] LIVE COVERAGE: British Election Results - 6/8/17 (embed)
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184 (embed)

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
youtube.com/watch?v=3lnMFSlSkho
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

2KIP SURGE

>tfw voted for UKIP
>tfw it's all over

NUTTALL RESIGNS

UKIP FINISHED

T H I N G S
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGE SAVE US

>britpol

Democracy is about people working together to make a better country. Politics is supposedly about working for the better good of the people. Yet every party is a conglomeration of selfish interests. If anything this election shows that the people have had enough of this bullshit. They want government to work for them and not for the few elite rich fuckers. Only Labour + the other smaller parties offer this possibility *IF* the smaller parties are willing to work with them *FOR* the people and *NOT* for their own selfish interests. Conservative + DUP is *NOT* for the people! It will just be a messy grab to stay in power. Fuck the Conservatives! Fuck the selfish minorities!!

1st for slags

OH FUCKING GOD

>Farage possibly returning to lead UKIP.
I don't like this. Feel like it could go badly for both.

COME HOME NIGE

WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER

Hope Nige joins the Conservatives.

COME HOME NIGEL.

Why are the making a big deal about UKIP?
They served their purpose by causing Brexit.

what he fuck do DUP stand for?
what are their policies?

whats their manifesto?
who is their leader?

Old but now relevant

youtube.com/watch?v=lBQkq2tQfjU

>Theresa May has no intention of resigning

disgusting

PAUL NUTTALS OF THE UKIPS

MAY TWEET
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
twitter.com/theresa_may/status/865855578454806529
IT'S OVER

Tory shills got BTFO

RULE BRITANNIA

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

..........................

WAT.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT'S FAKE.

>Brexit cancelled
>UKIP dead
>Marxists increase their seats
>Mommy utterly BTFO
>Students actually made a difference

NIGE RETURNS

>DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party

The border with ROI is independent of the EU, it's just about establishing the terms outside of EU framework. Don't disinfo.

No chance. Brits feel like they were misled by him and if anything he created this mess.

>Sup Forums is full UKIP, hates globalist tories
>ARE NIGE leaves UKIP, Sup Forums is tory now because MUMMY
>Tories get a bloody nose and limp toward begging for another coalition
>Sup Forums is DUP now

UKIP have an opportunity to rebrand themselves as a viable party in the face of the mess that's due to come.

NIGE IS COMING BACK

HYPE HYPE HYPE

UKIP BTFO

1000 YEAR TORY REICH

WHAT

WHAT

Smoked Salmond and Scrambled Clegg.

>he hasn't seen the news

>DUP have a voice now
>May will be held prisoner by Boris and Davis
>Farage coming back
>Northern Ireland secured for the Union
>Scotland secured for the Union
>Tories can't do muh libral toree shit anymore
>May will probably be replaced in a couple of years anyway

I literally see no problem in this

Why did you break her heart, Sup Forums?

“We have a female prime minister here in the UK. I actually really like her and think she’s wonderful. I think it’s the best thing that’s happened to us in a long time. She’s a very intelligent woman but I don’t see much to fear. I will say it is great to have a woman in charge of the country. She’s very sensible and I think that’s a good thing at this point in time.”

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

Stop believing that the country can be saved

Give yourself over to NEET and waifuism

Will this 'Arron Banks funded party' meme ever happen?

LIFE IS RUINED JUST TURN US INTO A MUSLIM COUNTRY ALREADY

Freedom party would so much better, could be UKFP

RIP Are Paul

Just woke up, how are the leftists taking the based DUP saving us?

what's likely to be different with CON+DUP as opposed to the CON majority before the election?

>post yfw they find an extra box of postal votes from thanet south, and the govt become a UKIP-DUP coalition with Farage as PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

MORE LIKE PAUL FUCKALL

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If Nige returns it will be incorporated into a rebranded UKIP.

>Sup Forums is a sad collection of individuals

fuck off

RESIGN YOU FUCKING BITCH

every so slightly further right

This, just gonna quit my job and go on benefits, we'll have a Socialist Government before long anyway

Say goodbye to your kneecaps Jezza

Those are Rightly So's words. OP is just copy pasting the same OP links from hours ago.

Everybody was expecting a Tory landslide so they are seeing this as a minor victory

They're acting as if they won a majority, also Nuttall just resigned

>that left

Work on that time machine. It's our only hope. That or Nigel coming back.

She lost the plot some time ago. The way she brings her son on stage with her at her concerts is fucking weird.

>MUH HOMOPHOBIA (even though most non-straights are also pedophiles)
Is the jist of it.

The writers have gone all out for this new season.

Reminder

They're right wing as fuck, leftists hate them.

They''re like the Northern Irish BNP

>rely on other party
>hahaha the leftists must be soooo upset

Tbh DUP are top lads and if we had then in England they would get my vote.

Quick rundown:
>Butthurt underages wanted literal communists to win the election cause... reasons
>Tori party won with the help of the votes of DUP, the most right-wing party over there
Leftists are butthurt.
This is what happened.
They were shitting ITT until they found out about this, now they are butthurt, just mine your salt.

Theresa talking about staying on as PM is just bluster right? She HAS to stand down, surely?

Friendly reminder that Corbyn is the real winner of this election.

How long has Laura Kuenssberg been awake?

All the gays will be deported
Armed police everywhere

Laura Koonsberg is my mummy now

>hassle Westminster for years for a devolved parliament because of the never ending Tory government
>get it
>choose not to use the powers granted to us
>vote a new Labour government into power
>abandon Labour en masse for a Scottish National Independence Party
>enjoy England and Wales subsidising our incredibly high deficit
>harass the new Tory government for an independence referendum
>vote 'no' in the referendum because it was just a bit of cheeky banter
>hand a massive majority to the SNP anyway
>reject the SNP's calls for a second independence referendum shortly after
>new election called
>abandon the country's historic principles to cuck Corbyn's socialist movement and piss off half of England
>vote Conservative for a laugh and hand them a minority government

Poor May.
She'll never get it.

HAHA TRICKED YOU

Because a hung parliament is a success for tories? May is fucked now and brexit is cancelled

Get a fucking grip m8
youtube.com/watch?v=3lnMFSlSkho

Fuck what is wrong with this woman. You can see how uncomfortable she is being around a baby.

>Corbyn may have been too smart to win.

...

she's a real trooper

>if you lose you win

just no

oh just fuck off you stupid cunt

Nice.

Good

When the fuck is Tim Farron going to resign?
Been waiting all morning for it.

WAIT SHES NOT GOING TO FUCKING RESIGN!?

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT KEEP IT?!?

The world is a fucked up place, friend.

I'm sorry, I'm sick of britpol retardation. I've been up 30 hours and am quite drunk, so I'm here from lurking to call out stupidity.

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APOLOGIZE

It over you dumb cunt, the next generations are just gonna get even more left wing

>brexit is cancelled
source?

oh i'm sorry, you pulled that from your ass

Would be best to kill UKIP and start a fresh in my opinion

40%

40 FUCKING PER CENT

They don't like gays or Brexit.

fake theres nothing on Laura Kuntesbergs twitter

Shit Off.

4D highland games.