Brit/pol - coalition of chaos Edition

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] LIVE COVERAGE: British Election Results - 6/8/17 (embed)
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184 (embed)

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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>mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
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are lad on the bbc

Red pill me on David Davis lads

Fenian genocide when?

DUP SET TO RETAKE IRELAND

THE QUEEN SHALL RECLAIM HER RIGHTFULL CLAY!

Someone red pill us on DUP

What is this flag?

>britpol all morning

Tories on cuckicide watch

your streams 5 mins behind

>Corbyn may be able to have a non-retarded shadow cabinet now

T O R Y D U P

great voice

Reminder to pay your taxes so we can fund out en heych ess and save these people.

How long before the anti-May is Tory leader?

me in the middle
enjoy your comfort cakes, conservatives

Looks like Royal Marines.

>every single Tory talking head that's been on BBC and Sky all morning
>interrogated about May's position
>implying this hanging-by-your-fingernails shit can last
>implying someone won't break ranks soon enough
>implying the cracks won't start appearing everywhere once that happens
>blood in the water
>"N-no. Everything is f-fine, r-right, g-guys? J-just as well no-one is manoeuvring b-behind the scenes, r-right?"
>britpol thinks this is a win

Anyone have some scrambled Clegg memes?

>alpha gaze
>called comrade corbyn a commie
>sad Internet censorship is bad
>spoiled vote because no UKIP choice
Is this alpha male in the dark shirt /ourguy/?

The trigger the sinn feinn
NI government collapses again
trigger lefties by being traditionalists

Conservatives need to go socially right and start promoting traditional family values

Pakis and Slavs lap this shit right up, and they need to win those votes.

The most right wing party in the UK.
Nosurrender.jpg

ffs im sick of politics lads and now we're definitely getting another GE in the next 2 years

Actual conservatives in ireland
>anti abortion
>anti lgbt

Now we see what this whole election was about

Soft Brexit stitch up by the establishment

Should've beaten Cameron back in 2005 or whenever it was

will may gas the fats, like pic related?

So we DUP Conservative party now?

thats the whole country right now

torys will still be in power mate

Theresa May is finished.

no he's a LOSER

5 years.

>anybody else hate this fucking smug CUNT?

>heych

>SNP Statement
>now without being able to talk of inderef2

>tfw people are saying this is a rejection of hard brexit when really it's a rejection of Theresa May

Redpill me on zero hour contracts?

>the Tory spin team literally made the election about leadership and personality when their leader is a socially awkward, autistic sperg

sounds too good to be true

I just woke up. So it's looking like we're getting a Con/DUP funtime for real then? Cause I've always wanted a DUP for here.

yeah this makes no sense
Brexit barely featured in the campaign

What is the point of a second election, and what circumstances would make it happen?
If no party can make a coalition?

Surely everyone would vote the same way, and there would be no fucking change?

Do you really think so?

Won't SOMEBODY think of the untermensch!

FOR THOSE SAYING THIS MEANS ANOTHER ELECTION LATER THIS YEAR

Conservatives lost seat due to their shit campaign, that leaves them time to amend it.

Literally all they have to do is refuse the dementia tax....

Don't go thinking another election means a labour victory.

What does being the party in power actually mean in this instance?
I mean for example the cons have 318 seats, what benefits do they get from being 'the government' that they wouldn't if they have 318 seats but weren't the government?
Sorry for being politically retarded.

depends on how nice your boss is

Not all bad as a bit of casual work for pocket money.

Bad if you have to live on it.

>YFW QUEEN SAYS NO FUCK OFF

employers can employ you but not give you enough work to survive and it would be legal, but you still count as "employed" so get no help.

one of your Household regiments

She ran the election on the very basis that she wanted a mandate for hard Brexit.

So if I understand correctly, SDLP and UUP are kill, is that right?

Has The Vine been to bed?

>DUP and Torys

It's just like old times!

they're fine. I'm on one, and I like it.

They're being used in unsuitable ways though.

Direct Rule in Northern Ireland I guess.

Why must we associate with the northern Irish? Especially those with terrorism?

Lads, i went into this thinking there wouldn't be a good outcome.

Cuckservative may or commie corbyn.

Now they literally need far right christian fundamentalists to for a gov.

Truly is the best timeline.

This.
Corbyn and the media are trying to say the labour surge is due to everyone wanting a soft Brexit.

The reason for the labour surge is because May got greedy and thought she could fuck over old people and the internet, which pissed off all the people who switched from labour to tory.

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don't apologise just kill yourself

>whine and moan for years to get a devolved parliament because muh tories don't represent Scotland
>help give Labour a landslide and in return get your parliament
>don't even use your devolved powers
>cuck Labour by switching to SNP and giving them a majority in your devolved parliament that was explicitly designed to stop majorities from forming via hybrid of FPTP and PR
>REEEEEE at the tories until they give you an independence referendum
>vote NO in your independence referendum anyway because it was all just a bit of cheeky banter
>keep voting SNP anyway because THE TORIES THE TORIES THE BANKERS THE BONUSES
>vote to Remain in the EU just to wind up English tory boys
>switch to Tories at next GE even though you all voted Remain just to cuck the SNP because the SNP thought you were really serious about independence but it was all just a laugh

CHAOTIC
NEUTRAL

>implying

She'll obviously try to twist this into some how giving a mandate for indyref2

i thought that

the point is to get a different outcome with a more clear winner or coalition maker

if we have another election or another one after labour are more likley to be in, no one will vote for the pigs ears of the tories

>mfw lefties on Facebook realised they fucked up by forcing the Tories into a coalition with the DUP

>Amber Rudd initially loses seat
>Starts REEEEEing and demanding a recount
>Phones up her Saudi pals to get some Isis lads over if she doesn't get her way
>Recount says she's won by 300
>Yeah they definitely counted that many wrong the first time round

Get this fraudulent bitch out

Moment of silence

Sup Forums is the real winners

You'd get a MASSIVE youth turnout.

They have the momentum and they smell blood.

Corbyn isn't talking about Brexit at all, he's 100% putting down to the Labour manifesto

Listening to James O'Brien on LBC and muh Red Hand Commando kek

Theresa May really shouldn't have called this election. The only thing it achieved was giving the opposition more power which will inevitably alter Brexit. I think all that running through slaves filled wheat fields in America has finally gone to her head.

On the bright side, maybe this will stop some of the Tories' surveillance state legislation from passing?

>tfw will never be in this guy's amazing CGI room

Creeping Vine doesn't sleep.

Not a stable income and for all the talk about how some people prefer it it's being abused by big companies.

Employers can take your labour without giving any security in return, it's back to the good old days of the 1800s

inb4 mouthbreathers still upset that the tories drastically lost votes to labour and reduced their majority to a minority get upset that gross inequalities are present in britain

She isn't fat? and is in fact hot?

There's no fucking way I'm going back to Curdun Kay

DUP ARE BLACK HEARTED PROTESTANTS

UP THE RA!

Labour are an authoritarian party. They've consistently voted her snooping policies through.

I thought her main policy was being strong and stable as opposed to a coalition of chaos lead by jeremy corbyn with the SNP pulling the strings.

>Thatcher vs Foot: 397 seats
>May vs Corbyn: 319 seats

this is literally paki's apart from the kid usually swallowes parts of his quran

Some lefties just realising Corbyn lost and will not be PM.

LoL.

There's no sugar coating the fact that Mr Scottish Independence himself just got booted out of his seat.

WE GOVERNMENT NAO, SO WE ARE

>UP THE RA!
stupid larping cunt

So how do we look at this?

>Far right Christian fundamentalists
>Weak pansies on Brexit

'Best' my arse.

The changes in Scotland are the most interesting thing about this election

they can't call one. thats three in a year two of which went against them they'd get smashed and wouldn't look stable for the next 40 years

Based Her Maj calls a new election

yes

still mined a good bit of salt on redoot

What would the result look like if only white British people were allowed to vote?

Tories on 400 + I bet.

>Conservatives - 45% of the vote
>Labour - 41% of the vote

That's a huge surge for Labour from 20% poll only a few weeks ago

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