At a glance

>At a glance
UK IS OURS NOW
MORE NATIONALISM
LESS KEKISM

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] LIVE COVERAGE: British Election Results - 6/8/17 (embed)
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184 (embed)

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

Other urls found in this thread:

mirror
archive.is/hlYmc
youtube.com/watch?v=6FpiZdskAnM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Resistance
ebay.co.uk/itm/NO-SURRENDER-UNITED-KINGDOM-5X3-FOOT-OUTDOOR-FLAG-ULSTER-LOYALIST-/282483573611?hash=item41c555436b:g:xxUAAOSwTuJYwWgc
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>mirror co uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873
archive.is/hlYmc

Nevermind: No Government is better than a bad Government

if singles sturgeon dies

Other thread was posted first

>DUP
>Bad
Go home shill, this is the best timeline.

>normies figuring out who the DUP are
>getting all upset and riled up.

It's fucking beautiful.

>UK IS OURS NOW
No its not
we all lost

MILKMAN DISSING WHITE MEN AND PRAISING DIVERSITY

>FUCK white men!

Steady, Tim.

love live sturgeon

> farron cucking

colour me surprised

>"Corbyn is terrorist sympathiser!"
>Forms coalition government with terrorists

ok

Can you stop?

wtf I love nick clegg now

Any chance of the DUP going into a rainbow coalition of Labour, SNP and Lib Dems?

>tfw I helped fuck over the SNP through tactical voting

Feels incredible.

kek, corbyn literally supports the ira

The haggis will stir a bit longer

as much likley as trump is to receive praise from these progressives

I can't believe you're calling a group of community minded family men doing their civic duty "terrorists".

I get this feeling sometimes that you guys know less about Northern Ireland than we do. Don't know why. Just a feeling.

fucking stirrist

Hourly reminder that even the DUP couldn't save the Tories if the Scots hadn't voted Blue and cucked the SNP.

APOLOGISE

>Everybody on my Facebook realising what the DUP are and that they'll be propping up the Tories
This is chaos but at least we'll get some keks

I'm joking yis eejits.
Go out and play, tis a lovely day..

COALITION OF
H
AUTISTIC PRIME MINISTER
O
SHE HAS SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER

"The group collaborated with the Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF), Red Hand Commando (RHC) and the Ulster Defence Association (UDA) to procure arms. In June 1987 the UVF stole more than £300,000 from the Northern Bank in Portadown. The money was used to buy 206 Vz. 58 assault rifles, 94 Browning 9mm pistols, 4 RPG-7 rocket launchers and 62 warheads, 450 RGD-5 grenades and 30,000 rounds of ammunition which arrived at Belfast docks from Lebanon in December 1987."

:)

I never had any doubts.

Thank you based Ruth.

...

Too right it is! Going to have a quick chuckle at the tantrums on my faceberg then go for a walk.
Thanks for the history lesson Captain Autism.

I would like to see Arlene leap across the commons and beat Corbyn to death with that huge ceremonial mace while yelling NO SURRENDER.

...

The DUP are terrorists

>:)
you need to go back

Yeah just about 0%

Even if Corbyn weren't an IRA loving cuck which reduces chances of this happening to beyond impossible, none of their stances match at all. The DUP are (actual) conservates and British nationalists.

So the only possible options are now
>Con+DUP
There's no other way, other than
Con+SNP, which is not remotely within the realms of possibility unless they they promise to grant another independence referendum (which will lose their seats in Scotland come next election, or lose scotland altogether)
Or the beyond impossible
Con+Lab

But the biggest party can, constitutionally, from a minority government if the Queen lets them. This is one of the few things she has a say in.

>We want independence because muh tories
>We want SNP MPs because muh tories
>We want to stay in the EU because muh tories
>We want tories because
Make your mind up jocks

And you have a feminine penis.

Well it is a fucking tune to be fair lad.

Nicola Sturgeon is a cute.

You boys did well.

No they are freedom fighters and heroes.

Half of scotland are seperatist SNP cucks, the rest are British Unionists.

not sure why they even tried for independence

Only went tory because I hate the snp, Ill be gone one a right wing pro-indy anti-eu party comes along.

Until then im here for the memes.

Kekism is Nationalism.

What do you think?

Got any proof of that?

Does anyone in the UK even know what DUP is?

I haven't had any devotion into keeping up with the UK, there tons of shit happening here in the US. So what is the 411 on what is happening in the UK, some election I know. So what the hell happened?

Sober times.


youtube.com/watch?v=6FpiZdskAnM

So does this guy want to get rid of the shit skins?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Resistance

Loyalists are now in parliament lmao

leftists are all on suicide watch

>Corbyn
>Skinner
Thats treason, and i believe it

Yes, the DUP are /ourguys/

No terrorist attacks so far, so that's good

Yeah the Democratic Unionist Party (They want to Unite NI and Republic or Ireland) They want to teach Creationism in schools as scientific fact, make it legal to discriminate against the LGBT community etc.

Basically it looks like the UK maybe turning into the US just with less guns and blacks.

BREAKING NEW

Jeb Bush joins the progressive alliance in a shock turn , giving the alliance majority and pushing Jeremy Corbyn into the role of PM with Abott as his number 2

WHAT do you think the Queen will say to May lads?

>"Fucked that up a bit didn't ya senpai?"

What is the exact name for this flag design?

They sound great

why is there an isis painting in england?

gg Scots; you saved the day
I'm sorry

Hope the queen is scolding her

IS THIS STRONG AND STABLE?

I love this Queen stuff.
Comfy as fuck.

STRONG AND STABLE
H
A
R
I
A

>woman
>goes in kings door

Imagine all the leftys celebrating then googling the DUP for the first time.

Can't wait for the tears.

Really now, How close of a race was it? I saw one map of the early election and it wasn't looking so good.

>the queen is reported as commenting "the absolute state" to theresa may

LIZ IS GOING TO USE MAY FOR TARGET PRACTISE

I got it on ebay lad

ebay.co.uk/itm/NO-SURRENDER-UNITED-KINGDOM-5X3-FOOT-OUTDOOR-FLAG-ULSTER-LOYALIST-/282483573611?hash=item41c555436b:g:xxUAAOSwTuJYwWgc

>The DUP's 10 MPs will be enough for them to install their entire hardline party platform.

The queen is going to rip her a new one

good result for Rangers at least

DEFEND THIS DUPKINS

>2017
>People still think the Queen has actual opinions of her own

:(

People on Brit/pol/ know who they are, don't know if most normies in the UK will know much about them.

>the only thing Corbyn accomplished was putting the DUP in government
This fucking timelime

What's the DUP stance on muzzies

SHE'S WEAK AND WIBBLY

KEPT PROPPED UP BY PRODDY BASTARDS

Where can I get this flag?

LOYALIST DEATH SQUADS

LOYALIST DEATH SQUADS

LOYALIST DEATH SQUADS

LOYALIST DEATH SQUADS

LOYALIST DEATH SQUADS

>British "Nationalists"
>being opposed to pan-national unions

can someone explain this mindset to me? How is Scotland and England being lumped together any different than England, Germany, and France being lumped together?

The Queen can't even choose what flag she wants to fly without the media's approval, she has zero fucking power.

If the King of Banter based Henry was the monarch....can you imagine the meeting.

>DUPKINS

I like this

remember 1690 brother

>getting salty about a decent bit of banter

Sort yourselves out lads, embarrassing.

Can't wait to see scotland v england tonight.

Everybody will just have red hand banners.

what are the DUP going to ask for lads?

I know right, trying to picture how this conversation will go, does her brain even still have the capability to form thought

Who are more based? UVF UDA or UFF?

DUPED

Lel, it's fun watching your country crash and burn after you shit talked us so hard.

Post yfw Liz browses Sup Forums

It didn't have to be this way, we could have been free of the Scots.

Nothing to defend. Based DUP.

So who do you guys want deported first? Gays or Catholics?

It will be enough to generate an industrial amount of leftie salt though, so I'll take that as victory enough