Brit/pol/ - BLACKED LABOUR Edition

>At a glance
Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP already outlining a soft brexit as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party
SNP getting blown the fuck out
Exit poll proving to be correct so far
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives might just about win it.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] LIVE COVERAGE: British Election Results - 6/8/17 (embed)
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184 (embed)

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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youtube.com/watch?v=yt2WYBY-ppU
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

first for CORBZ

anime

>WE WERE ALL FUCKING WHITE MALES

I thought equality of outcome was directly opposed to their supposed liberal values

replace this meek cocksucker with based Cable already

MLKMAN FELL FOR THE DIVERSITY MEME!

WHITE MALES

england for the english t.bh

REEEE KILL ALL WHITE MEN

>mfw lefties on Facebook realised they fucked up by forcing the Tories into a coalition with the DUP

TODAY belongs to us

Won't belong now.

>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
Farron lost the plot.

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

APOLOGISE

>soon

KLEGGY D:

>milkman
>complaining about whites
Bet he drinks brown milk and eats brown bread.

Can't wait for some more part and parcel lads

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>literally said WHITE MALES

The utter state of this party

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!!!!

>Apparently Theresa May has no intention of resigning
Good. She is the only strong leader we have left. Give Prime Minister May your energy!!!

Jesus Christ Tim, he's not dead.

>WAH I HATE WHITE MEN
>CLEGG IS MY HERO

Resign you fucking milk-toting mega-cuck.

How can she blow up her party's majority entirely in an election that she didn't even have to call and still stay on as a leader?

just woke up can someone give me a quick rundown on whats happened since 4:30

speak for yourself

FILL ME UP WITH BIG (skimmed) BLACK COCKS

fuck you

its bojo time niggers

What are the ramifications of a DUP-Con alliance for NI?

Could we see an intensification of republican feeling, especially if we end up with direct rule?

Tories dont want to rock the boat anymore

>you now remember that sarah olney lost her seat

Great stuff.

why do most Corbynistas smell of poo?

>how much of a cuck are you going to be senpai?
>i'm going to go full cuck my dude

Autism.

FUCKING UNIONISTS HOLDING THE REIGNS TO THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT NOW REEEEEEEE
GIBS MY NORTH BACK

>WE LOST OUR ONLY WELL KNOWN MP, BUT TRUST ME ITS GOING TO HURT THE TORIES NOT US

Fucking hell Tim calm down.

Huh

This tbqh.
>normies figuring out who the DUP are
>getting all upset and riled up.

It's fucking beautiful.

MUH CHILDREN OF ASYLUM SEEKERS

MUH WHITE MALES

WE'RE THE REAL WINNERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=yt2WYBY-ppU

ENGLISH SCOTTISH ULSTER WELSH LOYALISTS EVERYWHERE

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Boris is a weak clown. He doesn't have what it takes to get things done.

Looks like he's going to cry.

Who are the DUP? Are they based? Like AfD?

I miss mummy.

They will probably get a few gibs to get them to tow the line.

he's not staying on forever

Finding a new leader whilst we still don't have a government would just be throwing gasoline on the flaming shitheap

Once there's a government she'll be forced out if she won't go willingly. Same as they did to Thatcher

>intensification of republican feeling

probably not under the DUP unless they go power mad and axe the anglo-irish

>Jo Cox didn't get re-elected
TOP KEK

Fantastic stuff, she was a fucking cunt.

FEMININE PENIS
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P
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>shitting on the dup

Fuck off Tim

Can you give me a Link please

He's really milking this

GET FUCKED PADDY

WE COMIN FOR U NEXT

What would Thatcher do if she was alive right now lads?

>dup
>chaos

coalition of May-os

why the FUCK is may not resigning

They're staunch Protestant Unionists in Northern Ireland

Use the OP.

How does an Irishman not know about the DUP?

You know those batshit Christian fundamentalists you get in the USA?

That's them

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

Fuck off concuck

They are the UVF in party form lad.

>*please clap*

Oh Tim.

This

This is exactly what happened then as well. Nothing ever changes.

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Wait wait wait wait WAIT
Shut the fuck up for a minute.

What the actual fuck has happened?
I went asleep with everybody saying this is a clear cut victory for the Tories with 0 chance of failure. Did Labour win? No, I'm not gonna google it. Fucking just tell me. It seems like it from the chaos on Sup Forums.

Next
NEXT
Why are people saying there's going to be a second BREXIT referendum?

FUCKING EXPLAIN Sup Forums. EXPLAIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED BETWEEN THE 8 HOURS I WENT ASLEEP HOLY SHIT.

>Theresa May did the opposite of what Nick Clegg did

how you fucking moron

>13 tory seats in Scotland
>DUP kingmakers in NI

Fucking LOL, this is the banter result

>A record 206 female MPs elected
>Weakest and least stable parliament in years
Makes you think

If he was going to be PM, he'd have beaten May. He was either sorely outmaneuvered or else someone (Gove) has something on him.

They're coming for you lad.

Kill herself. May is the antithesis of Thatcher if there ever was one

>back

>why the FUCK is may not resigning

Because a leadership contest takes time, and the country needs a government.

Not exactly rocket science.

MILKMAN GOING FOR IT

kill yourself

Redpill me on the DUP, they sound like good lads

Rip lib dems for good

Not gonna lie, reluctant May voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Theresa JUST herself so hard. But in all seriousness we can't let this madwoman handle the Brexit negotiations.

BE ASHAMED!

how will Jahans react when he finds out the DUP are the kingmakers?

Is there a bigger two-faced twat in Parliament than BongJo?

Something about to happen at Number 10

NUMBER 10 WHATS HAPPENING

> i think we should pullout

Tim BTFO

Clegg sacrificed his party she sought to boost hers, I think

Is Farage coming back to become the new leader of the Conservatives? Will he save us all?

Shouldn't go to sleep then, you fucking casual.

My guess is no one wants to take over just now with the clusterfuck of brexit and possibly a new election in the near future. They've told her to stay on as a caretaker.

She won her seat. Cleggy lost.

Farron isn't exactly wrong.

MAY KEKED ALL HER SUPPORTERS BY RUNNING THE WORST POSSIBLE CAMPAIGN
AHAHAHAHAHHAA

White Ben Carsons

Did you go to sleep two weeks ago? The exit polls pretty much predicted what happened - a minority Tory government,

>I went asleep with everybody saying this is a clear cut victory for the Tories with 0 chance of failure
Were you just reading Sup Forums?
Nobody with any political knowledge was saying that you fucking invalid.

what if Brexit NEVER happens?