Brit/pol/ - Keeping up Appearances edition

>At a glance
UK IS OURS NOW
MORE NATIONALISM
LESS KEKISM

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] LIVE COVERAGE: British Election Results - 6/8/17 (embed)
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) Break - PM has no intention of resigning - working to form a govt based on being largest party in seats and votes
twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/873064713176797184 (embed)

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)
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The terrorists won't know what hit them.

May is finished

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WEAK AND
O
B
B
L
YOUGOV WAS RIGHT

First for join the UVF and kill taigs

absolute kill is this government

do the tories hostorically learn from their mistakes?

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ARE BOJO WHEN?

Theresa May got the result she deserved. That nervous wreck was never up to this job.

Other thread was first and has 100+ posts

Does anyone?

Huh, really made me think

Keep an eye on the Pound when she comes back to Downing Street.

dailyfx.com/gbp-usd

give it two months

She looks like she is plugged into the mains. What OS is she running?

*hides poster*

thanks

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probably wont change unless she says something specific about brexit

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Where do we go from here

78% 18-25 turnout

with the increase in Muslim population and the exact same manifesto, 2022 will elect Corbyn

It is over.

Britain shall sleep.

1000 years of darkness await.

Electorate still votes for them, so there's no need for them to.

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Here it comes.

>78% 18-25 turnout
this is fake m8ey, literally impossible to have this data already, it will take days to work out the exact demographics

I'm sure the DUP's involvement with terrorists is just them getting around the negotiating table to seek a peaceful solution.

ohohohohohOHOHOHOHOOHOH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So.
it.
begins.

What an uncoordinated retard.

Might email my MP do they actually respond or is it just like a prewritten shit

>Vote Labour
>Get DUP

72% rather

twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/873063062483357696

>implying DUP won't set up a Ministry of Muzzie Bombing by then

email probably a fob off. If you write a letter, they are obliged to respond.

Good, you fucks deserve it.

LITERALLY UKIP

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>believing Lammy

seriously, he's fucking clueless, probably saw the exact same shit tweets you did

it's not out yet

The absolute STATE

Here we fucking go.

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No DUP mentioned?

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

mummy is talking

Sup Forums is banned.

Well done idiots.

COALITION?!?!?!?

What's going on? Is Brexit still on the schedule?

>she named islam

as opposed to staying in the EU and becoming an islamic nation

>Terrorists and pedos crying about Internet freedumbs
L MAO

POLICE STATE BRITAIN
It was nice knowing you all

>believing this

LETS.

GET.

TO.

WORK.

STRONG AND STABLE CHANGED TO CERTAINTY
MUMMY MAY WOBBLING

yes Con/Lab coalition.
all globalist all the time.

TAKBIR BROTHER

Your kneecaps Jeremy give them to me

>thinking they wont focus on fascist nazis

>minority government

top kek
this won't work for long
britain is FINISHED

SUICIDE WATCH

I want to rape her. She's such a fucking retard.

is she gonna get away with this lads? Carrying on like nothing happened?

GET TO WORK YOU JOBLESS CORBYN CUNTS

STRONG

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With the DUP it's not a minority government you birk.

Gentoo

I... guess?

Sorry mate you're on Sup Forums you're now on Mummy May's watchlist for monitoring

MRS
BUCKET????????????

MIssion failed, we'll get them next time.

youtube.com/watch?v=FnqZA2q-ToY

UP TO OUR KNEES IN FENIAN BLOOD

Reminder that Mogg voted in favour of the Snoopers Charter, despite depicting himself as some sort of traditional conservative or classical liberal against increased state power and defender of British institutions and traditions.
(publicwhip.org.uk/division.php?date=2016-06-07&number=13&display=allvotes)

Reminder that Mogg is a notorious carpet-bagger and stood in seats from Scotland to Shropshire to Somerset before he actually won a seat.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Rees-Mogg#Before_entering_Parliament)

Reminder that Mogg disavowed the ‘Traditional Britain’ group after he caved under pressure from the leftist media for speaking to a genuinely socially conservative group
(bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23617555)

Reminder that Mogg helped to campaign against UKIP’s Mark Reckless in the 2014 Rochester By-Election – a crucial make-or-break moment in UKIP’s history that would’ve destroyed the party’s momentum and prevented Brexit from ever happening had Reckless not been elected.
(youtube.com/watch?v=c-7MbLwG0AU)

Reminder that if Mogg placed his principles and nation above party and career then he would’ve defected to UKIP alongside Carswell and Reckless back in 2014, back when there was significant UKIP momentum and it seemed as if UKIP could gain several seats in Parliament..

they are actually only 2 seats away from a majority as sinn fein and the speakers dont vote
so with 10 from the DUP and any rebels from other parties it will be about the same as the small majority they just had

How long will the 3 seat majority last lads?

It is, they haven't entered a coalition with them they're just making deals where they'll back them up.

i tried to warn you all.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What a tit

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>mfw Corbyn tries to meet 'er maj and gets BTFO.

Is this good or bad for Brexit?
Is are Nige coming back?
Will The May stay?
Tune in next time on JUST Politics

5 YEARS!!!

this is hilarious

Better late than never

>tfw you voted for the winning side

NEVER

It's only 2 now, apparantly they've lost Kensington

kek

Anonymongs don't give a shit about actual poltical performance, they only care about memes and buzzwords.

Why is the twat that wrote Harry Potter claiming Brexit was defeated? Traitorous worm.

what a success, may truly won this election
Now she's got that strong mandate she wanted to lead the UK through a hard brexit!

We don't even know that yet, and the DUP are basically Conservatives + so they will vote for everything to keep Corbyn out they've already said so.

"condumps"?

Why are they making Laura work so hard :(

>yfw hardline Conservatives in Northern Ireland and resurgent Scottish Tories prop up a Tory government

Who'd have thunk it?

How long you lads reckon it'll last? Another election soon?

This election could not have gone any better.

wtfs a condump

WHY THE FUCK DOES ACT SO AUTISTIC

youtube.com/watch?v=xmHZECv984Y

FUCK THE POPE AND IRA

If people from the Cynon Valley could stop voting for Labour that'd be great

>no formal coalition paper
>negotiations finished after a single day
oh boy you guys are in for some fun.