Brit/pol/ - I HAVE MADE A LEGITIMATE REQUEST FOR PINEAPPLE AND CHEESE ON A STICK edition

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>MRS. BUNFIELD

>MRS. BUNFIELD

>MRS. BUNFIELD

>MRS. BUNFIELD

>At a glance
Minority government with the help of DUP all but confirmed, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP were supposedly outlining a soft border as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party, no proper source on this though
SNP got blown the fuck out, though stilll largest party in Scotland
Exit poll proving to be correct so far with only Kensington yet to declare.
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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The left are their own worst enemy

This is like a nightmare

Redpill a burger on DUP

for all I can tell according to witter they're literally hitler

STRONG AND STABLE! CENSORSHIP IS FREEDOM! GET TO WORK!

OOPS

ARE DUP

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Why do we give him the technology?

The happenings keep coming

wew

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>commie resurgence
>government becomes more right wing
was this part of corbyn's plan?

is this some phoenix from the flames shit?

Alex Salmond
>Biggest swing in votes - about 20%
>Lost to a Tory

Lordy

>tfw Corbykiddies crying about DUP
I'm enjoying this development.

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>labour got only 268 seats
>labour voters are celebrating
explain that

I sympathise with Catholics in NI over the Unionists. Primarily because of ancestry and my own historical interpretation of events.

However, redpill me on the DUP's other policies relating to immigration, faggotry, Islam, abortion, Brexit and the like? Are they based enough to look past their views on Union with the UK?

When was the last time you slept op?

white
anti gay
protestant
hates cucks and leftists
hates taigs
hates muslims

So basically the DUP is /ourparty/???

Post lefty face when they realise that they lost the second great meme war...

(digit: based bojo will step up)

The DUP's manifesto is basically The Bible with a fortnightly bin collection thrown in for good measure.

This DUP deal will literally bring IRA back.
Comfy here.

Is there gonna be a deputy PM?

>Under predict tories
>change methodology
>Under predict Labour

WEW

The utter state of the Votetards frothing at the mouth because their favourite colour tie won. Arguing about slight variations on tax while we're being literally bred out and our nationality destroyed. Jumping up and down screaming WE WON while yet another wave of immigrants the size of Newcastle floods onto our shores. It really is all a fucking joke.

we /loyalist/ now

comfy feel

God this is spicy

Glad i toke the black-pill recently and can just sit back and watch the fireworks

from about 10am to about mid day, not too sure on the times

>they told me to vote for labour
>i ended up getting the NI's version of the BNP

First-time voters don't realise how many seats Ed lost.

Also they hate Catholics

We need DUP memes.

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ULSTER DEFENCE

They haven't gone away you know

If it wasn't for Brexit negotiations May would be gone by now.

They did better than last election, forced the Tories into uneasy coalition, showed socialism still has mass appeal, achieved that total DESPITE Corbyn's massive character flaws, will have the hard left in charge of the Labour Party well into the future etc.

>loyalist terrorists
So tired of you sub-human taig faggots. Ireland belongs to the UK and I don't give a shit if Thatcher and Blair gave into the potato ISIS.

Scottish independence dead for a generation.

Which is about 13 years in Scotland.

Never never never never....

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Fake and gay

Where's all the Sup Forumstards who were screaming the exit poll was bullshit last night

we are now literally run by a bunch of 10 racist, christian, northern Irish people

How long have you been awake for?

Because May will resign because reasons.

I both love and hate the whole.
"you made a mistake now resign"
part of British politics.

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"Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, WILLIAM ULSTERMAN"

"I have made a legitimate and peaceful request, Mister Speaker"

>tfw May's cooperation with unionist scum will lead to a resurgence in IRA activity

Tiocfaidh ár lá lads

If your feeling down today lads, remember that the SNP has been utterly and irrevocably blown the everliving the fuck out.

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how uncomfy

Everything went better than expected.

this isn't gonna reawaken the troubles or any meme shit like that, is it?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4 all you need to know

truly an excellent feel

>non satrical Sup Forumstier protestant anglo party saves uk from comrade corbyn

this is fucking insanity have you checked these guys website? its as if all the lurkers in N.I made a political party

>(((liberal democrat))) on cnn shilling "peaceful disintegration" of U.K
fuck liberals man

>Labour receive just 2% less votes than conservatives
>Lab win 56 seats less than con
Wtf is wrong with your electoral system? It doesn't make any sense

It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans made long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.

>>>>>Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

Nazis cucked by Corbyn

As a tranny should I be worried about the DUP's anti-lgbt stance?
Does anyone have the details of what they actually want to do about the gays and trans?

I keep making this joke and it is actually much funnier than it is getting credit for so I'll keep posting it:

>Theresa May and the 1922 Committee right now

I'm actually pissing myself laughing... this is how you shoot yourself in the foot commies...

This is gold.

Is Boris Johnson /ourguy/?

Could we someone get a mainland-based DUP contingent?

They're right about the pope.

ABSOLUTELY BASED

Help brit/pol/, the guy in Newcastle with a knife in the Job Center was an arab muslim, right? They are not saying the race or religion here.

>being this wrong

>DUP coalition means hard brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/814896/Election-2017-DUP-Brexit-Democratic-Unionist-Party-Conservatives-Hung-Parliament

The mental gymnastics around here rivals only /ptg/

Biggest disappointment of the night lads?
>Anna Soubry keeping her seat

Survation nailed it

Feels good.
God bless the Union.

So it's OK to attack them on religion but no one ever says anything about the mohammedans?

OK

Voted DUP ask me anything

I give this shit a week. It's not even 2pm yet and already there are Tory rumblings.

>DUP were supposedly outlining a soft border as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party, no proper source on this though
If you're going to put this in the OP, please specify it's a soft border between NI and the RoI and not a soft border between rUK and rEU

DUP are opposed to single market membership, opposed to free movement, opposed to the ECHR and want our fishing water back, saying they want to torpedo brexit just because they want a soft border deal with Ireland is nonsense

>one random DUP member said that
>rape victims being allowed abortion is impossible to enforce. Either let them abort at will or not all
>True
>True
>True
>True
>Disagree
>Also disagree

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The people of Britain are not happy the terrorist supporting DUP are in power.

ISIS And IRA

What will DUP in government mean for N.Ireland?

Will there be more violence?

has anyone got a mummy may version of this

>potato tries to formulate an argument

>Saudi weapons cuck Rudd not losing hers

Nah they won't risk Brexit, she'll be gone as soon as we leave though so less than 2 years now.

implying this won't bring back the UVF

>Spain try to take ARE Gibraltar
>going to lose a chunk of their country in October instead

The only bad part about this experience is seeing media lefties thinking that this means the public support communism

EU HACKED THE ELECTION memes when

Voted Sinn Fein ask me anything

The loyalists were terrorists. Needlessly massacred civilians, antagonised the IRA into launching their initial offensive, discriminated against, murdered, and assaulted Catholics.

Seriously. They were terrorists in every sense of the word.

You don't have to be a republican to recognise that.

Unless you are willing to ignore atrocities committed by terrorists provided you think they're on your side.

The loyalist forces were bloodthirsty, primarily targeting civilians.

I love you user

that is absolutely fucking hilarious

how does it feel to save your nation from (((socialism))) and vote for N.Is BNP?