Prove this wrong

Prove this wrong

Pro tip: you can't, its science

but superman is an alien..how do they know what aliens need

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>Sciene explains how Mary Sues should actually work

Im not sure what its saying, black people can handle sunlight better = superpowers from sunlight?

Superman also has a job and does his best to stop violence. There is only so much suspension of disbelief a person can handle at once.

Plants get their energy from the sun. Why isn't Superman green?

Ummm look up melanin sweetie

Superman doesn't steal tvs or smoke crack.

Solar panels get their energy from the sun, why isn't superman silver and shiny?

doesn't the melanin block the sunlight? wouldn't this make him not be able to absorb power?

His super skin prevents getting tan

>Superman gets his powers from sunlight, so he should be shielded from sunlight

>american education

ITS SCIENCE MUTHAFUCKA

doesn't black skin absorb more sunlight so there's less energy for the body underneath it

Dark skin protects against UV radiation which sunlight is mostly comprised of.
If superman gets his powers from sunlight, he's want to absorb that UV not reflect it, meaning the best skin colour for that job is white skin due to having the least melanin and hence the least reflective properties.

In which case in that blackass reality Bizarro Superman would be the normal one.

Yeah, DC should go ahead and do that and cut their comic sales by 80%.

Superman absorbs sunlight, he doesn't reflect it. Which is what melanin does. Superman is the ultimate snownigger.

Black skin developed to block the sun rays in the harsh african sun. If superman got his superpower from the sun, the energy must be absorbed somehow, which means that he should have white skin, since white skin developed to "absorb" more sun light to produce more vitamin D.

since we have nothing to be proud of, science suggests we talk about comics instead

Superman stands for truth, justice and the American way, yet has a day job as a journalist, a natural enemy of all three. None of this has to make sense.

Doesn't light skinned people absorb vitamins better through the sun?

By the same logic
>White people handle cold better
>therefore all cold based heroes should be white

I mean just look at this cultural appropriation

but I thought white reflected light while black absorbs it? Isn't that why you wear white in the desert, to stay cooler?

What
No
Superman loses his power from sunlight
Just not the light from our yellow sun, but a red sun (such as the one on Krypton) strips Kryptonians of their power

SETTLED
SCIENCE

WHAT ARE YOU? Sone cishet SCIENCE DENIER??

Don0t you remember that SCIENCE SHOW that showed the disgraceful behavior of the vanilla ice cream???

WE

Topleaf

Yeah you are correct, I mean't blocking rather than reflecting.

what part of superman not being human dont you understand

Science suggests:

Applying science to comic book characters is like applying science to God.... not very scientific.

YOU CANT ARGUE WITH SCIENCE! THATS WHY ITS SCIENCE DRUMPFTARD

Protip: There are no niggers on krypton, his parents were white, and superman home is a fortress of ice.

Just because the earths sun should have the effect of giving him powers doesn't mean he should turn into a nigger.

Literally this. Black absorbs sunlight

So he should be mexican, then.

>White-skinned people absorb Vitamin D substantially better due to less melanin

>Fictional character Superman must somehow be black because we wuz kangz

>properly acting like a twitter retard
Sup Forumsacks are full in character

Was the fact that Supermans powers come from the sun even a thing when the character was first introduced?

>forbes
>forbes science
>here's some "science", goys

Well I guess the only fair thing to do is to retcon all of Superman to make him Black because it's important because reasons.

But black skin in particular blocks UV radiation so it is irrelevant if the colour black absorbs light as black skin will not absorb UV.

Black skin will absorb more visible light but will not absorb much of other types.

It's also a fictional character from a children's cartoon made decades ago.

Why dont black people just make their own fucking comic characters instead of "appropriating" the existing ones

Oh thats right, because when they do those comics bomb hard because nobody gives a shit

Since this is all fine an good but I just want to remind everyone here that superman is an Alien. There should be no expectation of how his skin should react to the sun based on how human skin processes sun light.

This entire thread is garbage and so is fortune and the artist who drew that black superman and his blipster alter-ego

I was thinking this.

It was already done and it was quite a nice arc.

(it was in a parallel earth).

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WE WUZ SUPERHEROES N SHEIT

That's actually very unscientific to say such things about imaginary characters but humans already need solar energy to properly function and sunlight is among one of scarce sources of vitamin D also vitamin D deficiency is very common among black people because melanin blocks sunlight that humans need to absorb in order to produce vitamin D, so the whole black superman thing is bs, it would make sense if heat was his source of energy but its not, melanin blocks sunlight that superman needs, its even the whole point of it.

black skin needs much, much longer in stronger sunlight to absorb the same amount of sunlight for metabolic purposes

>since he gets his powers from the sun
okay
>he should be black
whats the correlation between these 2?

the fact that he even gets powers (from the sun) instantly rules out any human biology argument from the topic. He's clearly not human.

Women got their wonder woman so why can't dindus have Niggerman?

Nice pants lmao

Gay

They literally just got spiderman.

Does he wear a mask?
How does nobody notice the fucking president flying around

>indestructible, immortal, flying, shooting lasers from eyes alien with super strength
>it's ok
>he's white
>that's scientifically incorrect
J
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Krypton had a smaller star, they had no need for melanin.

>Science
>Comics
>Alien Lifeform

?????

>Since he gets his powers from sunlight he should have skin that absorbs less sunlight.

Actually fair colored people are among most efficient in converting sunlight into vitamin D,this happens because melanin blocks sunlight.

He's superman not superboy

>inb4 that's not how physics work IRL

legit kek

>science
>superman

Darkies cannot produce Vitamin D @E without constant exposure to sun, while Super cracker dont need sun to build pyramids and sheeit.

Melanin absorbs the light, which means the skin reflects less. That's what makes it dark.
darker skin = more absorbed sunlight = more powers

They want to apply science to a fictional character but not to trannies and negro intelligence.

Why is his civilian disguise a PeeWee Herman looking fucker?

lel

That would make him the Silver Surfer.

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>it's a plane!
>it's a bird!
>NO HOLD ON ITS MY FUCKING BIKE!

>having a tan
>being a nigger
Learn the difference

He's an alien, and even white people tan in the sun and get Vitamin D. Why do these "people" have to shit on every single fucking piece of white culture and history? If you don't like white people, no matter what colour you are, just fuck off out of here. Asia and Africa are calling!

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>since Superman can fly, science suggests he should have wings
>@birdstagram
>#birdlivesmatter

Melanin actually blocks out the sun rays which is why brown people living in europe lack vitamin d. White skin on the otherhand absorbs the sun rays necessary to aid in vitamin d production. So this is actually quite false what they are trying to say.

T. Medical student.

SOME SOINCE FO YE GOY!

Are you retarded? All dark things absorb more light, that's what makes them dark.

>pop science
>capeshit

Wow, two of my least favorite things in the world. Why do liberals preoccupy themselves with such trivial bullshit?

>Kryptonians Evolved on Krypton not Earth
The conditions of Krypton are different the cell that absorbs the radiation from the sun to give superman his powers has a different purpose on Krypton.

>A Red Giant star is violent and unstable belting out radiation much worse than our Yellow Dwarf.
The Cell that gives superman his powers would have had the purpose of processing the harmful radiation and making it inert on Krypton. Since this is its main purpose we can draw several conclusions. One, it would be best to absorb as little radion as possible. Two, this would imply that Kryptonians would be well clothed and sheltered. Three, Based on all conditions of the thought experiment Kryptonians on their home planet would be better off as white skinned.

P.S. Goku still wins by the way.

Superman comes from a planet with a weak, dying sun, so why would he Kryptonians develop natural sunblock? If anything, they'd be paler than white people.

(((science)))

Which is why dark people absorb more UV and sunburn faster.

And his entire skin tone. (which again isn't human so zero human rules should apply) should change?

The boers have been living in africa since the 1600's and they are still white. But superman should come here and his entire skin color should change from white to black over the course of his lifetime?

Ok HUMAN skin turns dark when it absorbs sunlight. And alien skin does what? This entire premise is garbage.

>symbol for justice
>black
Is this the new religion of peace?

>mcdonalds science

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So you be sayin
>Smacks lips.
That it wuz birds n sheit
>Smacks lips
Na nigga. Dat a playn.
>Smacks lips.
Aaaaawh sheeeeit das muh niggah laclark. N he so high.
>das riiiiite.

Melanin stops much of the Sun's radiation from penetrating the skin and harming the DNA. If humans got super powers from the Sun, blacks would have the weakest powers.

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but he should be white if he is supposed to bee good at decision making

Melanin blocks essential components of sunlight, we have less of it because we don't need it as much. This is an evolutionary adaptation.

YASSSSSS BAE SLAAAAYYYYYY

the men get to wear the white...... women not so much. ahhhh islam

>all these man children trying their hardest to cope with the fact that science has proven superman should be black

>that one story where krypton is earth millions of years into the future
>no blacks
Anons people belive in the dream we can do it

>black supe

what's his kryptonite: jobs ? mayonaise ? kids ?

Actually white skin is better for getting more from UV rays.

The melanin blocks the UV rays from being absorbed by the skin.