Brit/pol/ -IRELAND IS BRITISH

FUCK THE TAIGS LOYAL ULSTERMAN

>At a glance
Minority government with the help of DUP all but confirmed, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP were supposedly outlining a soft border as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party, no proper source on this though
SNP got blown the fuck out, though stilll largest party in Scotland
Exit poll proving to be correct so far with only Kensington yet to declare.
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
[YouTube] Sky News - Live (embed) General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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is he /ourguy/?

Behold.

The men who saved England.

or is HE /ourguy/?

Use first

RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS ON THE MAKING!

JUST

When i was young... i had no sense... i bought a flute... for 50 pence!!!

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>british "women"

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DUP is supported by Saudi Arabia

I'd like to see Sup Forums use their mental gymnastics to get out of this one.

fuck the huns, every time i visit my cousins up north, they are out marching blocking up all the roads.

fuck me

who is raiding? or is this why there are janny vacancies

Americans are amorphous blobs of lard and excrement. You aren't human.

NANA NANA NA NANA NANANA NANA

NANA NANA NA NANA NANANA NANA!!

>fill country with shitskins from oil rich countries
>wowww they're donating in our elections!

IT BEGINS

>American '''Women'''

all fenian bastards must go

>Be me.
>Pseudo-romantic friendship with Indian girl.
>Never becomes serious because of my views on race mixing.
>Somehow, she gets over it and we're still friends.
>Starts long-distance relationship with Amerishart, diluted version of me. (Less Sup Forums-tier).
>Keeps flirting with me.
>Can see myself potentially being shuffled into the position of emotional tampon.

Thinking I should break ties before I catch serious feels, lads. Tell me I'm right in this.

>[MICKS BOOING]

How many DUP piolicies will make it to England? How much power will they have?

FUCK THE POPE AND THE IRA

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ALL OF THEM.

all of them.

looks like I struck a nerve

All of them

Name a better moment from the election than this.

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

TORY'S WE CAN'T LET THE MAJORITY GOVERMENT SLIP

very little i'd say, they'll just get to soften some of the tories liberal stances of a few things and get massive infrastructural budget for Northern Ireland.

>IS THIS STRONG AND STABLE, PRIME MINISTER?

Yeah, you were only pretending to be retarded.

I think I prefer Angus losing his and I ain't even Scottish. Just knowing the prick has no reason to waddle over the border any more makes my dick diamonds

>(((Unionists)))

Fucking dropped. I stand with Sinn Fein, Jeremy Corbyn and the IRA.

Summary:
>may calls election thinking it'll be a yuge supermajority win
>election night comes and "exit polls" show a hung parliament is assured, media crows about it for hours
>everyone makes fun of may and tories
>results start coming in
>scotland shits the bed and ironically votes tory, SNP drops 30 seats altogether
>nationalists in ireland shit the bed, DUP gains historically high seats at 10
>tories manage to get 310 seats thanks to snp exploding and DUP agrees to coalition with them if they do everything they say
>people still making fun of may
>also making fun of corbyn

nah that was pretty reddit

JUST

This is inarguably better than a Tory win, the only question is who is replacing May?

It simply has to be someone who was pro-Brexit, I feel. We're agreed on David Davis?

VOTE IRA GET DUP

Fuck off paddy scum, none of you cunts will ever be British.

Deluded twats, you're not even on the same fucking island. Britain is where British people come from, not your shit fuck hole over the other side of the sea.

you don't get a vote aussie. piss off

SNP losing 21 seats including salmond and angus robertson

How long until 'Tory Scum' protests?

m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/uk_5939f990e4b024026877b6fa

What the hell's my sister reading lads? Think it's feminist shite?

this. angus robertson getting btfo in particular gave me a semi

What will be in a DUP influenced Queens Speech?

#NotMyPrimeMinister is trending, so soon maybe

Osborne going in dry

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>I spoilt my ballot paper because it was a choice between a communist and May who wanted fox hunting and to censor the internet.

wait until tonight

and the Muslims

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>implying this arrangement can survive once Tory MPs start getting grilled on DUP policies

I give it a week.

Have a Chinese munchy box.

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>DUP are too extreme for my liking

nu tory

Tomorrow there will be some, for sure.

Selfishly stretching the already stretched London police for literally no gain.

He's a massive eurocuck but I still feel a bit sorry for him

>faggot op edition.
Bet you voted for May like a good little cuck.

osborne looks so petulant every time he attacks her

>mfw EU funds new IRA insurgency in N.Ireland

/NIG/ North Ireland General civil war threads when?

>American "womyn"

Oppose fox hunting

Get Catholic hunters

The Met can stop them if they want to.

Dead is dead.

>the far right now rule the uk and it's beautiful

> Farage back
Farage is irrelevant,fucking lightweight now.
He is and will remain nobody.

>reminder that Olney and Ahmed-Sheikh both lost their seats

>his smile and optimism, gone.

Where does Boris Johnson stand on the Bogdanoff question?

>Progressive Alliance forms to topple the Tories with an alliance of SNP, Scottish Labour, Scottish Lib Dems, English Labour and English Lib Dems
>Scotland votes Tory for the first time in a generation

SCOTLAND
THE
BRAVE

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meaningless self confidence bollocks. really not worth thinking about

Noice.

>Labour acting smug all night
>DUP gain huge influence
>the leftist rage happens
Did keek deliver?

*smiles autisticly*

THIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOSE

> This thread.

Well done lads, DUP are our greatest ally.

Also, Dehenna Davison looked nice didn't she? Shame she lost.

t. Albert O'Barbosa

Did somebody expected this outcome?

The tories forming a gov't with DUP? Fucking kek

>Former Party Chairman Steve Crowther has been appointed Interim Leader of UKIP

Nuttall looks to have left politics with his Twitter now deleted.

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TAIGS ARE TRYING TO SWAY THE POLL

Picture it.

>Daily Politics next week
>Tory MP on as a talking head
>gets hit in the face hard with DUP mentalism by Neil
>homophobia, Bible literalism etc.
>asked to justify it
>this goes on EVERY SINGLE TIME A TORY MP IS ON A NEWS PROGRAMME

It's never gonna last.

The best moment of the election was was Alex Salmond's seats flipped

i must say the nord irons have more regalia and patriotic emblem stuffs than any other party in the uk

I thought it would be hung, didn't know who would end up governing, or how.
Not that it really matters whose in charge.

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>"Do dinosaurs exist?"
>present tense
>"Yes"

Reminder that Tory HQ is foaming at the mouth at even having to consider a deal after starting with a massive lead in the polls.

This. DUP are too archaic and right wing. Once the UK's general public learns this it won't be long until the Tories are pressured to severe the alliance.

Makes up for Brexit I'd say.

Cut the hag but I love the rest

This.
>Old cons hate the dup.
If she had any sense she'd let Corbyn become pm, anyone being pm in this situation is fucked along with their party.

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I considered it a possibility in 2015

Take another look at vince cable

>Not knowing that Neil is a tory

>this gideon banter