Brit/pol/ - More Fun Than Expected edition

>Thread poll
strawpoll.me/13146206

>At a glance
DUP+CON is still only a majority of 2. Very narrow. A loss from the majority of 4 (330) that the Tories held before.
Minority government with the help of DUP all but confirmed, meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year
DUP were supposedly outlining a soft border between the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland as part of the terms for propping up an enfeebled Tory party, no proper source on this though
SNP got blown the fuck out, though stilll largest party in Scotland
Exit poll proving to be correct so far with only Kensington yet to declare.
Nigel Farage will probably go back into politics.
Nuttall has resigned as leader.
Conservatives are just as bad as Labour

>Why did it happen?
The number of UKIP voters going to Labour was underestimated.
They ran a very insincere campaign.
U-turns on social issues undermined her authority.
People fell victim to the soft brexit meme.
Manifesto negatively impacted Tory voting core.

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

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youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Program
youtube.com/watch?v=YWslURCokEo
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>Twitter on fire

>len mcluskey

this should be good

D U P
A R E G U Y S

second poll
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First for Dinoscepticism

>voting

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Fuck taigs and dinos.

Now UKIP is kill i unironically might vote corbyn next time

M A D M E N

Do we think this ever happened?

>British pound drops once again

RIP bongs

Reminder that most of us Brits think unionists are retarded, backwards cunts.

Paisley's Spirit has led the DUP to Glory

youtube.com/watch?v=Fst41iLDUEY

How should UKIP rebrand themselves in the September relaunch? Should they join with the BNP?

>Len McClusky says Labour must prepare for government

Why are they pretending they have a mandate?

>not writing in DUP

>London
Probably. THE ABSOLUTE STATE etc.

No

BUILT THAT CAGE

The hangover I have today is so severe that it could take on its own personality and live a better life than me

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Threadly reminder that the DUP are Sup Forums-tier. (Stolen from the normies of Facebook)


>1. They want to legalise discrimination against LGBT people

>2. Homophobia is deep-rooted within the party

>3. They are anti-women's rights

>4. They oppose gay marriage

>5. They want to ban begging

>6. They support the death penalty

>7. They are besties with UKIP

>8. They could hold the balance of power within a weakened Tory government led by weak Theresa May

What did they mean by this?

twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/873164923869777920

>meaning some people will be tricked into thinking they are getting a hard brexit while still getting 300k+ migration per year

Why do you keep posting these lies?

mummy

because they will when DUP-tory collapse and a 2nd election is on

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post yfw Scotland votes Tory for the first time in a generation for a laff and saves the UK from the Progressive Alliance

lel

Reminder is was the youth turn out that caused a DUP coalition.

8 reasons why the DUP Tory coalition is the one you should worry about

1. They want to legalise discrimination against LGBT people

2. Homophobia is deep-rooted within the party

3. They are anti-women's rights

4. They oppose gay marriage

5. They want to ban begging

6. They support the death penalty

7. They are besties with UKIP

8. They could hold the balance of power within a weakened Tory government led by weak Theresa May

ALSO THE PARTY ARE ENOCH JOINED AFTER LEAVING THE TORIES FOR BEING "TOO RACIST"

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

DUKIP

>6am

Somebody make a DUP WAKEY WAKEY edit

Voted yes on both

It means no official coalition, but the DUP have agreed to prop up the Tories whilst Corbyn is the Labour leader because of his love for the IRA.

HEARING FROM DUP

>Reminder that most of us Brits
Most of you labour cucks you mean

Isn't it funny...

no I dont like this at all
worst part is this is literally the best we could have hoped for and it's still a shit sandwich
our politics are in a big hole that I dont see it ever returning from

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DUP statement incoming!

IT WAS HIS TUUURN

they should just go full DNP and call dinosaurs pseudoscience to be completely honest

Can't believe May hasn't resigned. Tory MP's must be furious with her.

I'm sure a coalition with the conservative party will be just fine. it won't completely blow up in the face of the conservative party and lead to a literal marxist becoming prime minister

absolutely no basis for that 72% figure yet lad

also there's no clarification if it's 72% of all young voters or just 72% of registered young voters, remember that younger voters are generally less likely to be registered to vote

>6:08 AM

WHY ARE THEY ACTING LIKE THEY WON THE ELECTION?

Fucking hell this is just weird.

DUP
licate threads aye

Press F to pay respects

>lies

>Brexit Secretary David Davis has said the Conservatives aim to bring immigration down to "sustainable levels as soon as is economically viable". In its manifesto, the Party repeated its commitment to reduce annual net migration to less than 100,000

google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/39975187

>ALSO THE PARTY ARE ENOCH JOINED AFTER LEAVING THE TORIES FOR BEING "TOO RACIST"
no he joined the UUP not the DUP and Paisley attacked him for being a Anglo-Catholic

>2017-2017

I'm rock hard. DUP English parties when?

Umm, no sweetie

Low sterling means we can undercut your business even harder than we are currently

We won't know official turnout figures until next week it's all speculation at the moment.

But if there is no agreements how could the DUP get any say on actual policies?

most punchable face in UK politics

Yeah the tories might have won a majority, but Corbyn failed to win a Labour government for the third general election in a row. That's very impressive and a sign of his surefootedness, the BBC tells me

When it's this close she can't resign, but she's not seeing another general election that's for sure.

i hate dinos but i also hate orange marches

bit conflicted

Do you think she would have done a better job?

Best timeline.

May is out, Rudd is in, no internet monitoring and plenty of liberal tears.

bin that rat

It says 3:08 PM to me

They won't, they support what the Tories put through that might be defeated, they vote how they want on other things.

F

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

ULSTER PRIDE WORLD WIDE

This was his first election, not third.

Looking forward to the rest on the UK learning about the DUP desu lads

not just our problem anymore

>ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN
>ALL GOOD CHILDREN GO TO HEAVEN

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>the DUP will have a list of demands

wew

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

>dup saying talk of a deal is premature and they have a list of demands
They hold all the cards.

It's true, we are.

S

>post yfw Political meetings held in Brit/pol/ threads.

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>Threadly reminder that the DUP are Sup Forums-tier
Correct they talk a lot and ultimately do nothing. Sup Forums in a nutshell.

>that pic
>anglos trying to claim pride in apartheid
>after mercilessly attacking boers
>then dismantling apartheid
ewe

>All these loyalists creaming themselves

The DUP has been cucking themselves to republicans for years to avoid a flare up in the troubles.

They talk a lot of powerful rhetoric, but they do very little. Much like Sinn Fein.

Basically, both parties are just fronts for now-defunct terrorist organisations, and are just walking on eggshells pretending the violence didn't happen.

Seriously, expect little to change in NI. That is, if the government even gets formed and if the coalition remains stable for five years (toppest of keks)

Why is May getting into with known Terrorist supporters after attacking Corbyn over it?

Starting now lad. Taigs and Muslims out.

she's not a fucking crusty autistic robot so probably

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Then why are we celebrating? I want actual right wing policies implemented damnit

Communists are known for the denial of objective reality, user.
Also the expectations for Labour were so fucking low that the fact a giant pit didn't open up and swallow them into the depths of hell is enough to make them ecstatic.

SALMOND GOT SMOKED

hopefully its

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Program

>Value of GBP falls to Zimbabwe tier
>No raises for Citizens in years
>Inflation added into the mix

I'm so sorry Bongs

Now enjoy your mass migration and keep clapping at getting rid of White European immigrants.

No one will stop you from turning into Africa now

obligatory

youtube.com/watch?v=YWslURCokEo

What did he mean by this?

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Its his first election and he did well, beyond what anyone was expecting

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Sup, complete newfag to brit Sup Forumsitics in general.

Do you nerds support tories, labour, or UKIP (even if it has virtually no chance to win in a vote)?

May has to fucking go. She lost the majority when she expected to be walking away with a landslide.
The absolute fucking state of her. Go and run through some wheat, you useless old harridan