Brit/pol/ - Brit/pol/ in meltdown edition

>PM May promises to provide certainty
bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40171454

>May to form 'government of certainty' with DUP backing
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40219030

>Job centre knifeman takes workers hostage in Newcastle
news.sky.com/story/knifeman-takes-hostages-at-job-centre-in-newcastle-10909406

>The SNP's Westminster leader Angus Robertson lost his seat in Moray
>Nick Clegg lost his Sheffield Hallam seat to the Labour Party
>Former SNP leader and former first minister of Scotland Alex Salmond was unseated in Gordon by the Conservatives
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40215512

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Unionist_Party#Policies
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
bbc.co.uk/news/election/2017/results
youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs
youtube.com/watch?v=BKeyhGArcEc
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People on reddit are having the nerve to complain about the DUP having so many seats whereas the Greens only have 1 and have more votes.

COMPLETELY IGNORING THE 4 MILLION UKIP GOT AT THE LAST ELECTION.

Cunts it serves them right.

Congratulations to the last faggot OP that did not add the links, useless fucking cunt.

Theresa is live

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Meltdown? We're fucking ecstatic.

Whoops

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Labour would do better in another election for a lot of reasons. The worst they could say about Corbyn (IRA, Falklands, Hezbollah etc...) has left him relatively unscathed. Plus the unelectable line no longer holds true.

The Tories have been struggling at local campaigns because their entire message was Brexit and Theresa May, whereas Labour has popular nationwide doorstep policies and can point to local Tory cuts over the past 7 years in schools, hospitals, policing, libraries etc...

And there's also the youth vote which will only keep growing. In the past 2 years we've had 3 major votes, the country as a whole is getting more politically involved. Expect Jeremy Corbyn to be PM if there is an election before the end of next year.

Theresa looks completely broken

She's been crying

electing a SJW communist government- maybe the 1 thing you could do to piss off Americans. congratualtions, you are now officially friendless

love you too...
it's all these street numbers and road signs driving me nuts.

Just woke up. What's happening? Has May resigned yet?

Who is happy with the result of this election?

>Tories lost their majority
>Left wing ensured DUP are in power

It's as though everybody loses.

The DUP are being called extremists because they don't believe in gay marriage.

How far have we fallen?

I think I spoke to my MP on the train this afternoon. She didn't know if she was on the right train or not.

24 hours ago, if I were to tell you that the DUP would be the kingmaker in a hung parliament, would you have believed me?

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>voting

She's staying on but are Nige is throwing his hat back into the ring.

wow for a minute there
there was actually NO brit/pol/ on the catalog
what's the deal, mumsy-poo?

Theresa sounding shaky today

From what I can gather, the DUP is a hard right fringe party that can now hold the Tories hostage? Was this election actually a win for you bongs and Brexit then?

*cries*

what have you done..... omg.......

>concise and certain

youtube.com/watch?v=fguEWRKqLMI

To the bedrock.

But we will rise alike a phoenix from the ashes.

Idiot.

People who just wanna watch the world burn

SINN FEIN PRESS CONFERENCE

youtube.com/watch?v=2J_nDUtVdxI

POTATONIGGER CHIMOUTS INCOMING

Did May win?

Everybody did lose. But try telling that to these LARPing politically illiterate spastics.

Chaos is the only true aim.

Actual conservatives are kingmakers, and May won't survive the month. A new leader is inevitable and brexit will be diamond hard. Liberals are shitting it over DUP.

Prepare your anus, it's only starting.

No one ignores the flaws in the FPTP system. In the last election really it was the first time it hurt the right wing. Beforehand it was mainly just the Lib Dems losing out with FPTP.

Guessing this is Heidi Allen. She was just on LBC and she was clearly fucking livid at Theresa.

post link

why did he ever leave
worst timing as well

Lads, just started reading up on DUP (literally who?)

These guys seem way better than faggot neocon torries.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Unionist_Party#Policies

>right wing populists
>ethnic nationalists
>euroskeptics

Will we actually have a party in government that actually wants Brexit now?

just got back from bbc after a 40hour fucking shift, haven't been able to get on pol the whole time

been surrounded by joyful cucks whilst i sit there awkward

whats it been like here, is there any hope? Conservative + DUP thing won't go wrong will it? Everyones acting like labour has won, idgi

How likely do you think it is the Tories win the next election after this mess and the brexit mess to follow? They have completely fucked themselves.

No but we did.

We all lost, but at least it's entertaining.

>remember the 1.5 gorillion

Yes and no, the UK won. The left lost BIG time.

No hard brexit anymore, brexit is effectively cancelled.

Yes. I don't know about these tory shrills though

What's wrong with DUP?

DUP are basically NI UKIP, which sounds better than a clear tory majority.

>when you get eternally btfo but pretend that losing seats to form a smaller coalition that your previous majority is a win because a right wing party gained two seats

>Theresa May calls election because she was 20% ahead.
>You need 326 seats to form a government
>She is projected (there's one seat left) to win to win 318
>That means she has to form a coalition with the Democratic Unionist Party who love Jesus and hate gays
>This is quite radical because our conservatives are complete faggots and have fully embraced gay shit and degeneracy
>Jeremy Corbyn (Labour/Left party) shocked everyone by not only losing hundreds of seats, but by gaining thirty and forcing Theresa May into this coalition to get her above 326
>Left are currently melting that the anti-LGBTQIEUWIBGTUIR and bible lovers will now be part of the government thanks to Jeremy Corbyn doing too well
>Also the Scottish independence party in Scotland got BTFO
>Farage's sucessor in UKIP had to step down because UKIP got BTFO

So it was quite a crazy election tbqh

May has fucked it up, no doubt about it. This should have been a huge majority but the Tories run a shit campaign and shit manifesto. Dementia tax and fox hunting - what the fuck was she thinking?

The long term point of the election remains though, previously Brexit negotiations would end just 1 year before the next election. This will probably be a chaotic time in parliament and letting things settle across the country.

May is still PM and when Brexit is done she'll be gone. The Tories will have 3 years to regroup and focus on the future providing breathing space after Brexit.

The tories are under no pressure now to end Brexit negotiations with an election in mind.

WHO IS THIS MAN NEXT TO THE FOUNDER OF THE DUP PARTY?!?!???!!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

why dont you understand

kek

tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
Interviews over but they'll probably have it on YouTube or the air it again later

mishal desu

Wtf a DUP squad just came to the door and demanded my laptop on suspicion of downloaded gay porn.

>Everyones acting like labour has won

Well the Tories have lost Laura. And the DUP will be full retards once something domestic happens that they don't like which could be anything small.

We will have another election this year.

>this fucking jew on lbc

how hysterical is the DUP vilification gonna get?

hahahhahahahahahahahhaha

wonder where the Tory 400 seat majority went?

Reminder this is why you don't give women any power
>Inherit a majority
>Lose it in under a year

JUST

>May is still PM and when Brexit is done she'll be gone.

She'll be lucky to make it till August.

As soon as Brexit is done she's fucked they'll take her out immediately, the Tories are ruthless with leaders.

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Whereas Labour will be stuck with muhmentum and unite. A far left party.

Good, I want them dead as much as I want Labour and the Literal Demonrats dead.

Thought that was more of a dig at Corbyn.

Is there a good link to comprehensive election results?

>tfw my constituency flipped from Tory to Commie

Well, stop being a faggot and they shall leave you alone.

You real law America doesn't have many friend currently. Even fucking Europe prefers China over you.

Trump has completely fucked your alliance's. It'a the beginning of the end of American hegemony.

>Prime Minister Theresa May has told the BBC she is "very sorry" for Conservative MPs who lost their seats in yesterday's election.

>She said she "obviously wanted a different result" an would reflect on "what has happened"

DUP mainland. Why is that not a party yet?

Who is THIS semen demon

paul johnson is an islamophobe.

Nah, they want a soft Brexit so they can have free movement for their Irish butt buddies

they are liberal retards who love dinosaurs and taigs

GERRY ADAMS DUSTING OFF THE AR18

kek.
it's a new era, lad

>Robertson out
>Salmond out
>Clegg out
>Conservatives still in power while in a coalition with a right-wing, Eurosceptic party
Maybe this election wasn't so bad after all.

where all them false predictions from Sup Forums shills and assholes ??

hows dem torys do n goy ?

>The left lost BIG time.
I don't know about that, we were supposed to be getting a majoirity to make Blair look like Brown's and Thatcher's to look like Major's

No chance.

The only tickets running on no/soft Brexit lost seats and share combined.

Labour and the Tories are Brexit and campaigned to end freedom of movement.

So all in all, this election was a success? I'm proud of you guys.

>how hysterical is the DUP vilification gonna get?
The highest levels of liberal bigotry imaginable, get ready for the greatest episode of tolerance hypocrisy you've ever witnessed. I predict endless independent and guardian articles.

>Wanting American (((hegemony))) in the first place
Yeah, nah. I'll pass.

>how can a female prime minister be against abortion and gay marriage

Ermmmmmmm what does that have to do with being female?

Fucking Kay Burley a moron.

>get the "extreme" right in charge
this is good

Fpbp

bbc.co.uk/news/election/2017/results

Is there any possibility DUP will stand candidates on the mainland now?

youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs

youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs

youtube.com/watch?v=zZF2DNcezHs

>JERRY ADAMS REPORTED TO BE BEING FLANKED BY ARMED PROVISIONAL IRA MEMBERS AS HE MAKES HIS SPEECH

It's all kicking off lads.

>Choosing China over the USA
Man I know Europeans are naive, but holy shit.

UK / US DOMINANCE WHEN

BASTE DICKY SPENCER WEIGHS IN ON DISASTER ELECTION
ALL brit/pol/ POSITIVE MEMES BTFO
youtube.com/watch?v=BKeyhGArcEc

I'm pretty happy SNP got butt fucked, Tories are less powerful and Ukip are very much dead. Corbyn felt a tit, was a great night.

It was bad, if you back anything close to Sup Forums tier politics.

Of course, I don't deny that. Still, this is further proof that women should never EVER be involved in government, or voting.

Depends if you're a glass half full or glass half empty kind of guy.

I go with the former.

I'm happy that the Conservatives and Labour are both left without any clear power or authority. I spoiled my ballot because I couldn't support Theresa May's snooping or Jeremy Corbyn's gulags.
As for the DUP, I don't know much about them but apparently the're pro-union and quite conservative in their values. Having a real right wing party instead of Blue Labour is fine with me, even if they believe some dumb stuff.