Brit/pol/ - Crumpets and Cottages Edition

belfastlive.co.uk/news/dup-distances-itself-sammy-wilson-10969678

The DUP has distanced itself from remarks made by MLA Sammy Wilson off camera while being interviewed for BBC Spotlight.

Mr Wilson was talking to a member of the public, who said, 'Get the ethnics out', to which the East Antrim MP appeared to reply, 'You are absolutely right you know'.

>PM May promises to provide certainty
bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40171454

>May to form 'government of certainty' with DUP backing
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40219030

>Job centre knifeman takes workers hostage in Newcastle
news.sky.com/story/knifeman-takes-hostages-at-job-centre-in-newcastle-10909406

>The SNP's Westminster leader Angus Robertson lost his seat in Moray
>Nick Clegg lost his Sheffield Hallam seat to the Labour Party
>Former SNP leader and former first minister of Scotland Alex Salmond was unseated in Gordon by the Conservatives
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40215512

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So have we officially DROPPED UKIP and now ride the DUP train lads?

How Euro-Skepticism BTFO British Nationalism
Richard Spencer discusses Theresa May's catastrophic victory in the 2017 General Election, how UKIP was ruined by its success, and how British nationalism paid the price for focusing on "Euro-Skepticism."
youtube.com/watch?v=BKeyhGArcEc

>3 new brit/pol/s

First Ireland, than Hong Kong.
Most importantly Hong Kong.

Theresa May is a hard right Catholic girl, with a subsequently hard right wing voting record as a literal ‘who’ MP in the background of politics. She knows the Tory machine well by this point and knows that only by being a socially liberal pandering shill is she ever gonna gain influence or power. She then ‘campaigns’ for the remain side of the referendum, and ends up Tory leader because the (((higher ups))) pushed her because of her socially liberal and orwellian shit she did as Home secretary.

Crypto-conservative May then proceeds to try and figure out the best way to make Poland look like a fucking lefty paradise, yet has been unable to figure out how (instead just becoming a pro hard Brexit moderately anti-islam leader, take into account the hysteria surrounding her as somebody pulling the Tory party to the right to kill UKIP), then comes along her visit to the White house with newly elected President Trump.

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YES. ENGLISH DUP CANDIDATES NOY.

Trump, after having learned of how right wing she really is and getting to know her (they had very good chemistry), tells her what to do next. Trump tells her the Art of the Deal, and how to masterfully calculate a plan to crush all opposition and turn Britain into a country willing to flatten Zimbabwe into a scorched earth just for revenge for Ian Smith. Theresa then intentionally calls an election (that she originally never planned), intentionally shills some of the most unpopular policies and intentionally fucks up at every turn to give Corbyn enough of a swing to only dent her majority so that she would be ‘forced’ into coalition with the Democratic Unionist Party (DUP).

Stop shilling for the DUP you mong

>listening to some bitch tit fag who got knocked out by a literal shit eating cuck

The DUP are the worst thing to happen to unionism since Michael Collins
Ideal situation would have been UUP or an outright Tory majority

The DUP are
>Corrupt
>Incompetent
>To the right of UKIP on most issues, nice for brit/pol/ but for the Tories who are to the left of UKIP on many issues its awful
>Have a legion of skeletons in their closet
>Responsible for the NI government collapsing because they botched a scheme that's going to cost 1/20 of the budget for the next 20 years then their leader refused to take any accountability, then it was found out that a large number of DUP member's families benefited directly from it, then it emerged that their leader was literally directly responsible for reviewing the scheme and either failed to spot the flaw or decided to let it go ahead regardless

The DUP are going to destroy the Tories

They've got some rather good policies:

The DUP manifesto is rather better in places than that Conservative manifesto:

>The DUP pledged:

>To reduce the rate of Corporation Tax to at least 12.5%;
>To freeze then cut or abolish the TV licence and reform the BBC;
>To cut the VAT rate for tourism businesses;
>To introduce a Trade Accelerator Plan including an enhanced range of initiatives to help support both new and existing exporters to explore new markets;
>To abolish Air Passenger Duty;
>To establish low tax, deregulated Freeports in economically underdeveloped parts of the UK
>To reduce the number of Government Departments and reduce the number of Special Advisors;
>To introduce a Civil Service Voluntary Exit Scheme yielding annual savings of approximately £100 million;
>To create new trade, investment and innovation hubs in key global markets;
>To introduce alternative models of public sector service delivery such as increasing the use of social enterprises.

From now on, any time Theresa pushes
her long held hard anti-LGBT, anti-abortion, anti-feminist agenda through she need only ‘throw’ the DUP under the bus and say it had to be done to keep their support. Theresa will completely shift into Trumpian nationalism after having shaken any last moderate Tory supporter away to the Labour party or Lib-Dems, she’ll then have full support from the Brexiteers (fully supporting the cause).

We can't even vote for the DUP. UKIP is dead and needs to be completely changed now, including the name.

We havn't dropped anything just added them. If Nige returns to UKIP then UKIP are prominant then

The Tories will become right wing again, the abscence of a genuine conservative government will have been filled, millions of UKIP voters become Tories, Nigel Farage joins the Tory party again at long last, the Labour party collapses in 2022 under absolute Tory campaign obliteration as the economy booms under Trump’s second term. This was all intention smokescreen so that the right wing could win an election, and not the Tory establishment. Take the May Pill.

UKIP voters actually split and most went to labour.

>being this deluded

>Norn Huns celebrating the UK election
>Brexit will force a United Ireland anyway

It's all a bit mad lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=tV559hRBNOs
fuck dup and fuck white people

>h-he's a communist!
>h-he's going to turn britain into venezuela!
>t-there's no way he'll take seats from the tories!
>h-he's unelectable

Sup Forums BTFO

CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS MAN?

SING IT WITH ME:
THE PEOPLE'S FLAG IS THE DEEPEST RED
IT SHROUDED OFT OUR MARTYRED DEAD

guys
guys
GUISE

i just realised:
theresea may is literally the julia gillard of bongland

>CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS MAN?

Yes, the election we just had.

>CAN ANYTHING STOP THIS MAN?
Apparently so

someone is literally flying a socialist workers flag

>how they spend their friday nights

HAHAHAHAHA

I really don't understand, why Farage can't become tory and change the party

Didn't they do this in 2015? And Brexit?

SAY IT WITH ME BOYS.

ULSTER.

FASCIST.

UPRISING.

I HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST

GINA MILLER SPOTTED

well we are posting on Sup Forums to be fair

Why? Do they think her standing down will magically lead to Corbyn being elected?

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can i go to bed now, brit/pol/?
will i have time to sleep before next happening?
how long until brit/poo/ returns to comfy posting rate?

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Those among you who are heterosexual and cisgender might ask yourself how any of the LGBT issues affect you. Simply put: They don’t. But your behavior towards members LGBT community might affect them. So here are a few tips to make them feel more included and to stop stigmatization:
Don’t use derogatory words: stay away from words like “faggot”, “dyke”, “lesbo”, or “tranny”. Further, try not to use “gay” as a negative term. These are incredibly harmful to the community. There are plenty other words you can use to curse. This also applies to various slurs in other languages as well.

It's honestly like a wonderful dream.

CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

lads I need a second opinion. Purple or Dark Blue?

strawpoll.me/13147957

>tfw got two jobs in one day

Can safely say I'm pretty happy lads

Why does the other one say Brillo pads?

4D CHESS

ITS A DUP TAKEOVER

>Scotland kept the Tories in power

This is a fucking bizarre timeline/

Can I have the one you don't want?

Why do you lads hate LGBT anyway?

Faggot is such a fun word, people will never stop using it.

>What's that shirt user?
or
>Oi mate, why are you wearing a pro-nazi tee?

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gays and pakis out

gotta hand it to the EU they get shit done

what are our politicians pratting about at? why does it take months to do anything in this country?

we should be kicking the doors into the negotiation rooms at 9:30 tomorrow

the union's really coming together lad

>Englishmen being proud of being cucked out of money and independence by the DUP

Kek

Seriously though, this coalition won't last three months.

Screenshot this if you must.

It's a sin, and against my Muslim faith.

I actually dont hate gay people themselves but the culture they promote

Sorry Bruce, Brexit is next weekend, the Brit/pol/ Happenings are eternal now.

Truly the best timeline

If every human were straight, there's no problem.
If every human were LGBT, we die out.

Clearly there is a problem.

It's all cover for pedo.
All gays were molested and all gays molest.

It's a degenerate sexual fetish.

DUP GONNA KEK THE TORIES ON THE BREXIT DEAL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

if it doesn't then its PM Corbyn confirmed

VELOCIRAPTORS ARE A REPUBLICAN FABRICATION

>tfw missingout feels
>tfw trying to keep up
a-at least wish me good-night...

LOOK AT ME IM A FAG

DILDOS DICKS, COCKS LOOKIE LOOKIE

GAY PRIDE, SUCK IT NORMAL PEOPLE

I'm Bisexual and I hate LGBT culture, gay bars are fine, pride parade is fucking degenerate

Good-noight!

Based Jezza

are you an actual paddy?

if so, what's your opinion on the dup happenings?

NEVER NEVER NEVER

youtube.com/watch?v=kwWbCDmMafg

>Tories making up fan fictions to feel better about their humiliation

Hurry up Corbyn and dissolve parliament forever

Two really quick questions:

Why are there 4 brit/pol/s? And is the amount of lefties on brit/pol/ genuine or were you guys invaded by Reddit over the Corbyn nonsense?

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The UK didn't drink enough milk

This.

People are unaware of the staggering incompetence of the DUP, anywhere but N.I. and they wouldn't have a chance

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38301428

kys.

inshallah.

>THE TORIES WILL FINALLY BECOME FAR-RIGHT FASCIST TRADITIONALISTS YASSSSSS QUEEN

Nah m8 it's not happening

;_;
but why

youtube.com/watch?v=X0NHHiQNKBQ

Ooo are they?

GAS THE BUMMERS

VELOCIRAPTOR GENOCIDE NOW

Jim Waterson I know you're reading this. I have inside information on the DUP and their secret anti-lgbt agenda. It's called plan UP-thera and if you get a Sup Forums rubidium account you can pm me.

I fucking told you this shit wouldn't last a week without the cracks showing.

It's just bants lads, it's fun connecting suspicous dots into a conspiracy theory

Libtards are so frustrated and angry

youtube.com/watch?v=tV559hRBNOs
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God lads, why are the Liberal Democrats so cucked on identity politics, immigration and the EU?

They have a host of good policies that I like as a Liberal, but they're such unbearable cucks it's unbelievable.

dup want a "" soft brexit"" fuck um

>ulsters elite

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Mong, they will get their government at this rate.

Brit/pol/ will be here when you wake up m8.
Goodnight.
The DUP are literal political retards.
They're crooks, the Ash for Cash scheme tells you all you need to know.
They rely on the UK for everything because they're just useless at everything.

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