It has just come to my attention that britbongs do not microwave their water. Why so? It's so much faster and efficient

It has just come to my attention that britbongs do not microwave their water. Why so? It's so much faster and efficient.

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They don't like to use microwave time.

Is it because it don't go bong when it's done?

The waves taint the water. WHY DONT YOU JUST EAT A BOWL OF URANIUM

wtf I didnt know you could do that
i thought it would evaporate or something

but then, it has come to my attention that americans dont even celebrate Easter???

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microwaving water? what the fuck? how long to boil a cup?

like 2 minutes

Why would you drink warm water? You a fag?

boil water for making tea or ramen you dork

Kettles have 2-3 times the wattage of a microwave.

They also don't boil over.

They also take 2-3 times longer and is an extra cost on top of a microwave.

>Wanting exploding water

what the fuck is wrong with you?

If you own a microwave, you're already a fat useless fuck.

Kettles do not have ~10% of the efficiency of a microwave. It's ridiculous that you'd even suggest that.

>muh pretending that I'm so efficient with my money way I can't afford a $12 kettle that will last for years

>microwaving your fluoride, lead filled tap water

Enjoy cancer

>tfw Americans do not know what this contraption is

implying its not filtered

i think you need a new kettle m8

The only time I use a glass of water in a microwave is so when I have to heat some food I put the glass on the opposite side of the plate and start the microwave on very high. That way the heat is distributed evenly across

>it has come to my attention that americans dont even celebrate Easter???

What? Of course we celebrate Easter.

American power is weak and pitiful so kettles take longer.

Literally the only country I know to use a microwave to heat water regularly.

Bonkers.

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Savages.

>not microwaving your apples

>metastate water
>ever
Enjoy getting 3rd degree burns

I don't get it, what's wrong with using a microwave to heat water? A kettle is just another thing to clean.

>Europoors on suicide watch

>Chile doesnt like waiting for things to cool down

Even Japan uses kettles and they have 100 V electricity.

It boils water?

I have literally never cleaned my kettle and its spotless.

>cleaning something that only ever holds water

???

Kettles are more efficient. Also this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superheating

Just came from Sup Forums, eh?

Who the hell uses a fucking kettle anymore? This isn't the fucking 1800s with kettles and cast iron shit.

Use a god damn microwave like a modern human being.

what would I need a cup of boiling water for anyway? I'm not a faggot so I don't drink tea

Unless you clean your microwave after every use, you will get leftover food particles in your water. Microwaving is not the same as boiling it. Boiling it cleans out all dirty particles.

Americans are disgusting pigs.

>ramen
Fucking neet

My kettle boils enough for 2-3 cups in less than 1 minute. Fool.

>Americans actually think the only alternative is heating a metal vessel over a flame

>Europoor education
Water has natural minerals in it when you boil water over and over again overtime you get a mineral and metal buildup in the kettle.

>pic
>women's march 5 times larger
certainly looks like it.

microwave license are pretty expensive

just lay down infront of a truck of peace

Most water here is soft enough to never form limescale.

No one microwaves their fucking water except for you burgertards. Why do you so adamantly refuse to become civilized and use kettles instead?

>Unless you clean your microwave after every use, you will get leftover food particles in your water.

Wtf are you talking about? Even if you don't clean your microwave like some kind of mongrel, how would food particles magically float up and into a cup?

I make just under 6 figures and still eat ramen. Shit's good man.

Americans literally cook stuff with a microwave like meat and whole dishes

>overtime
That's why you replace things after a while, yank. And we also have some of the purest tap water in the world so its not that much of a problem anyway.

Is that a snowglobe

prove it by posting a water PPM lab result with timestamp or GTFO

5 minutes...

In Spain we actually warm our water in the oven to prevent hydrogenic infetteration. Works pretty well tbqh

Microwaves fuse the molecules making your water less nutritious.

atleast we have food to cook senpai.

Microwaving degrades the quality of stuff.

>Water has natural minerals in it
You mean like...

LEAD?

No it's a Hobb. Says so on the side

Because you get an uneven temperature and we aren't knuckle dragging mouth breathers. Jews absolutely destroyed you.

>soft water master race

There are plenty of Americans that boil on the stovetop at home. I do.

literally water has no nutrition value in it, microwaves dont fuse molecules they excite them.

Whose hobb

>Literally super boiling your water past boiling temperature
>Pull out hot water
>Get splashed when overboiled water explodes.

Food literally explodes in the microwave.Americans are fat because they have no fucking idea how to cook edible food other than get something from the freezer.

>most water
Lime scale is so bad here it clogs my coffee pot after week of use. I have to keep cleaning it out with vinegar.

I microwave my mac n cheese for 8

Your shitty microwave from the 1990s needs cleaning you filthy scum.

We have electric kettles.

Yeah, and it takes forever. The reason we (holiday) use kettles is because we have decent electricity and can plug it in and boil the thing in about 2 minutes.

Why would you have a device that can only do one thing (boil water)? Microwaves can already do that, why have a dedicated device for that task?

That would be like buying pick related. It can only do one job, and I already have a tool that can do that job. Why would I buy one of these things?

Oh,the mighty american intellect strikes again.
Yes,you retard,i starved all my life because only burgers have food.

Who could we ever possibly tame this uncivilized brute?

I bought it for 99 dollars at walmart two years ago

fcking again.

apple peels are the shit

The irony is that you probably own a coffee machine that literally only makes coffee

t. mountain dew drinker

>microwave so much faster and efficient.
Depends on what stove/microwave you have. (So my stove is faster.)
It's all about watts and how much metal you have to heat.

That said... what the fuck made you think this is a political issue?
/sage

You got mugged m8.

You should clean coffe pot and kettle every week with vinegar regardless of lime scale.

I still have one that dates to the 1970's. And the damned thing actually still works.

don't drink soda

>Food literally explodes in the microwave

You're using your microwave wrong, Hungary.

>Kettles have 2-3 times the wattage of a microwave.
you are burning more fossil fuel using the stove, dont you give fucks about the climate? YOU ARE KILLING THE PLANET REEEEEEEE

We normally socialise with a cup of tea. And microwaving about 6 cups of water takes fucking ages

I haven't cleaned my kettle in at least 6 years, am I going to die?

the fuck bruh?

Microwaves damage the brain.
>murica
yep

I have an apple/potato peeler, and it comes in handy a lot more than you might think.

>stove

The memes never end.

What stuff? Not water.

>Americans microwave water
>wear shoes indoors
>dont use coasters
>probably dont know how to make a proper cup of tea

You are complete fucking barbarians

They need license for microwaves, cups and water and another licence when they want to combine these things.

The majority of our electricity is produced by a combination of nuclear plants, wind farms and solar panels.

Right, but I don't already have a device that can do what it does. Microwaves make things hot, including water. Kettles only make water hot. Coffee makers only make coffee, but there's no other tool that already does that. See what I mean?

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>takes almost 10 minutes to boil water
>takes literally 2 minute to microwave 6 cups of water
Brit education.