Brit/pol/ - PMQs edition

>PM May promises to provide certainty
bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40171454

>May to form 'government of certainty' with DUP backing
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40219030

>Job centre knifeman takes workers hostage in Newcastle
news.sky.com/story/knifeman-takes-hostages-at-job-centre-in-newcastle-10909406

>The SNP's Westminster leader Angus Robertson lost his seat in Moray
>Nick Clegg lost his Sheffield Hallam seat to the Labour Party
>Former SNP leader and former first minister of Scotland Alex Salmond was unseated in Gordon by the Conservatives
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40215512

>UK's youngest double murderers named
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-37907410

>Mum had gun and drugs in kitchen cupboard
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-40226830

>Stabbing in London's Russell Square not terror-related police say
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/stabbing-londons-russell-square-not-terror-related-police-say/

>How Theresa May's gamble failed
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/09/theresa-may-election-gamble-fail-conservatives-majority-polls

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westernspring.co.uk/the-coudenhove-kalergi-plan-the-genocide-of-the-peoples-of-europe/
youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
youtube.com/watch?v=JyU1trMi7HA
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My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

Even 1000 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.

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>Corbyn acting like a victory only goes to prove his dense as fuck

You're seriously underestimating how big a deal this is. All the polls were against him. Most of his own MPs had no confidence in him. He was designated a terrorist sympathiser by mainstream media. His manifesto was the new longest suicide note in history. He was the end of the Labour party and to be written into the history books as gifting the Tories an elective dictatorship.

In spite of all this, he took Tory safe seats, he took 40% of the vote, he mobilised the youth vote that he was supposedly wasting his time on. Now look at the situation if there was another election. The criticism of him being unelectable doesn't hold up, the smears did not work and he can now run a better campaign than before. One where he doesn't have to avoid marginals because Blairites MPs think he turns away voters. One where youth will only get more involved. One where gaining seats in Scotland is a serious prospect. All on a socialist platform. Give the man his fair dues.

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>and my bait is American

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kek glad you liked it

>.but Americans never sent arms or resources to them
as a fellow burger, we did.

Though after 9/11 I think we wouldn't stand for the double standard as much. But they obtained tons of AR-18s and weapons from the US.

After the US pipeline was cut off, they did some dealings with Lybia and elsewhere to get guns.

Loyalist got a lot of guns from South Africa, Lebanon, and gear stolen from the RUC and UDR

>didnt use my pic in the op or link the last thread
I MADE A PEACEFUL AND LEGITIMATE REQUEST

Come, come here and listen to a tale about the Lancaster Plan!
newenglishreview.org/custpage.cfm?frm=184244/sec_id/184244

>plan created in 2005 under our friend tony blair
>muslim conquest of UK and the west is inevitable
>government believes that whites are unwilling to fight for themselves so a peaceful transition must be organised
>favour immigrants for council houses because people with houses are more likely to start families and have kids
>give muslims protected status under law to reduce their chances of early chimping out early
>encourage immigration so that muslim population has family ties to rest of islamic world thus empowering the uk
>increase local autonomy around the country so that sharia zones can legally be created without causing a fuss country wide
>over time these zones will increase in size along with muslim government representation resulting in a total takeover by islam
>at some point a royal will have to convert to islam
>it will all have been done gradually so that the uk as an entity survives

Also, do not forget to read about the Kalergi plan!
westernspring.co.uk/the-coudenhove-kalergi-plan-the-genocide-of-the-peoples-of-europe/

>youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

Thread Theme.

I thought that was the case. Regardless, NI has pretty high gun ownership rates.

threadly reminder that britain is dead and all we are doing is debating over the rate and shape of its decay

>be James
>try to wank me pecker
>porn blocked by fokkin roasties who dont want lads to wank to patriarchal imagery
>head to pub instead
>"oy brov ill take me a pint of lager"
>tells me they only sell non-alcoholic beer in solidarity with Muslim sensitivities
>well fok it then, cant wank me dick, cant drink a pint, moight as well take a non-alcoholic pint and fist me asshole
>joke with the bartender, "ha m8, i see shitstains on ya floors, the poos been in here? probably better than the muzzies eh"
>all the sudden from outside the pub I hear ALLAHOO AKHBAR!!!!! and a loud bang
>get off me romp to see whats goin on
>3 men jump out of an exploded van and are stabbing people
>holy fok m8
>scared
>OH THANK GOD ME COPS ARE HERE
>RULE BRITANNIA
>see copper peddling as fast as he can on his 3-speed emissions-complying bicycle
>you can tell his short shorts are chaffing his thighs
>see no weapon
>MATE WAT THE FOK IS THIS WANKER DOING
>see him peddle right past a 12 year old girl being bludgeoned to death by a terrorist
>slams open the door of the pub
>"MATE WHO THE FOK IS SAYING RACIST SHIT IN THIS FOKKIN PUB"
>"OY ILL FOKKIN ARREST U SICK RACIST CUNTS, NOW EVERYONE FACE MECCA AND APOLOGIZE THIS INSTANT"
>puts me in cuffs as I profusely apologize for being white
>"U FOKKIN SIK BASTARD IVE GOT MULTIPLE REPORTS OF U SAYING RACIST SHIT"
>walk outside to chaos and dead bodies
>copper steps over all the dead children
>cop tells me to straddle him as he peddles
>tells me its okay if i get a boner because penises are a social construct
>found guilty of all charges after a rapist gets off for "not understanding British culture and consent"
>end up wanking off muzzies in the yard

sorry

>a few rural and suburban bigots in northern ireland now rule us
Feels good, lads.

The problem with the Tories is they want to be liked by the sort of cosmopolitan leftists who will never like them and instead of embracing that hate they always try to go further and further to appease them. Which is why they always get progressively more liberal.

We need a Tory party like the US Republicans or the DUP, where is refuses to change and loves to be hated by those it hates in return.

You culturally appropriating mother fucker! Give that shit back to the people you STOLE it from!

Oh wow you're back

crackpots init

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unfortunately for you retards in Britain we americans realize that importing more people into the country is excellent for the economy

the more people in a country, the more people there are to sell to, making your bottom line better

His books were excellent to be fair

He had a perfect election and didn't win.

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Hey guys, rememeber this one?

That headline is going down in history alongside classics like Dewey beats Truman.

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>Keep calm and

I have been sitting here saying "WEE BATTLES" to myself in an ulster accent for nearly 20 minutes now

I deleted twitter and normiebook the other week, so it's just hit me that I've completely missed Hitchens' commentary over the last day or so. Has he had anything worthwhile to say?

Please stop drawing attention to Northern Ireland. I rather liked being the only right wing stronghold in Western Europe., but you lads are inviting all sorts of shite on us.

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>Material commodities produced by a foreign nation and traded in good faith
>Let's just swing open the borders and let everyone in from the third world
>Mentions Crusades as if it's the blame of Britain alone, which occured nearly a 1000 years ago, were largely unsuccessful and defensive wars because the Muslims invaded.

Are you on crack?

>implying I ever left

I don't post it every time I'm here.

The absolute state of British politics. Vote for a caliphate and you get 72 virgins.

>"We Americans never funded the IRA, did we?"

fuck off fellow burger, you are what gives us bad names.

anyways, I am off to do things, night brit/pol/ from the mural burger.

Ukip died because they literally told people to go vote tactical tory and didn't even bother fielding any candidates. Also it was the south that swung hard labour so fuck off with the usual southern blame game shite.

>Angus
>Banffshire
>Berwickshire
>Breconshire
>Buckinghamshire
>Clackmannanshire
>Cornwall
>County Antrim
>Dorset
>Dumfriesshire
>Essex
>Herefordshire
>Hertfordshire
>Huntingdonshire
>Isle of Wight
>Kincardineshire
>Kinross-shire
>Kirkcudbrightshire
>Montgomeryshire
>Moray
>Northamptonshire
>Peeblesshire
>Pembrokeshire
>Radnorshire
>Roxburghshire
>Rutland
>Selkirkshire
>Shropshire
>Stirlingshire
>Surrey
>Wigtownshire
>Wiltshire
>Worcestershire
Friendly reminder that you aren't welcome here if you aren't from one of these counties.

May still won

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>preying on the young and gullible, promising them meme money and no tuition
>going up against a government that is HATED, after years of austerity

And he still didn't win. Because he's a fucking fool. He fields idiots, marxists and idealogues to speak for him, alienating everyone else, who he believes will step into line because...why? Because he got the mob to vote him in?

People need to accept that he lost. But with young voters, you have feelings, rather than reason. Which is why we'll have weeks of "HE WON, REALLY!" from speds like you.

If we were to give him his just dues, his epitaph would read: "he tried to do what Blair did, and fucked it up".

based dup did nothing wrong

Fuck these cunts! Jurassic park was a good film.

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>the intricacy of these beautiful murals
i dont give a shit what your political views on N.I are letting these works of art fade is a crime against humanity

Another such victory and she will be utterly undone.

Why don't British parties run candidates in Northern Ireland? I know this is probably a stupid question.

>Doesn't mention gods own county somerset
>does mention wog country wiltshire

neck yourself

das it mane

>americans

youtube.com/watch?v=JyU1trMi7HA

Conservatives do.

No one else bothers because they just lose

>northern ireland hard right
>people who have been ruling us for a decade or two
>only an issue now

pretty goood desu

>Tories had a 6.3% gain in Wales but lost 3 seats
>Plaid Cymru had a 1.7% loss in Wales but gained a seat

That is Jewish

The crusades were justified wars of self defence. Also notice how no islamic country is on your list of cultural contributions.

Good Friday agreement

>Labour now unironically attacking the DUP for having links to terror

Funny how their 6th form "let's just sit down and hold hands and talk bro, world peace n shiet" nonsense doesn't extend to white terrorists...

DUP is a British party lol

She returned a hung parliament and is now forming a minority government with people far to the right of UKIP, who are to the right of mainstream Tories, the 1922 commission are searching the wardrobe for socks big enough to hold bricks, and the entire country is laughing at her

She absolutely fucked it

>He had a perfect election

Far from it, he had the media and swathes of his own party against him. His manifesto was written off as economically unsound and his opponent's wasn't even costed. His views on nuclear weapons were highly publicised and challenged at nearly every opportunity.

He started off 22 points behind and took away the government's majority. It's a phenomenal achievement however you look at it.

>somerset
S

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They do, the Conservatives run in NI. Labour don't anymore, for various reasons and the Lib Dems don't run out of respect for their sister party APNI.

>>Doesn't mention gods own county somerset
God's own country is Yorkshitr m8. npt Somerset.

i don't know why i'm awake, but if i go to sleep i won't know why i went to sleep

I think the DUP would call themselves "British"

Some of them are good, some are great. Some look like a 3 year old drew them.

Southern pansies.

UKIP died because UKIP was never mroe than a single-issue party and without Brexit to campaign for, there's no actual program left.

The swing to Labour was greater than the swing to Thatcher in 1979.
Indeed, it was greater than that to Blair in 1997.

He just started much further behind because he didn't have Kinnock to lay the groundwork. (Ed Miliband, if anything, just broke it up more. Whoops.)

they are /ourterrorists/ though

>trying to shun americans posting in this thread
>not realizing how silly you look after Taylor Swift came out in solidarity with the Manchester and London Bridge attack

christ you brits are fucking assholes despite America protecting your asses for the last 100 years

It was sci-fi for a reason

good work

They do kinda.

The conservatives do but they get laughably small amounts of votes. I think labour lets the SDLP stand in for them in NI

like i said in a previous thread this is what labour does in the ingdom and in AUS

>"well the PM may still be a conservative/liberal but look they LOST SEATS they may still hold the majority but we ALMOST WON YAY muh PM should resign

tried it here to last election

>No Devon.

I met her once in a Chinese supermarket, she seemed really nice. I had no idea who she was until my friend told me.

I wonder which side Corbyn sympathises with.

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Conservatives still do but never get anything, Labour used to

NI is so far outside of normal UK politics its not really worth their time to bother

This. UKIP dropped from 7k votes in 2015 to 1k votes in my constituency and thats in the North east filled with working class voters.

>Devon
S

Yes I can prove it's possible to be comfy and blackpilled

Do you at least know why you're a tripfag?

Some do.

But NI is so polarized between unionism and Republicanism that it suffocates out the parties that have a national focus.

We would be doing far better without your 'protection', thank you.

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>protecting your asses

FUCK THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP


You come off as a paedophile does to his victim

You're a world power who usurped our position in the 1900s with some frankly fucking shocking tactics that proved you were absolutely no friend of ours, including but not limited to;

>Forcing us to scrap a lot of our Navy after WWI to 'appease Germany' (turns out later you just wanted us weakened)

>Loans at massive interest during WWII because you knew we needed them, with the express goal of killing our empire

>Cucked our men en masse and caused divorce rates to absolutely spike, forever tarnishing the sanctity of marriage in the eyes of millions of Brits

>Suez

>Fucking us over over the Falklands and TO THIS DAY still calling it "Las Malvinas"

>Pressured muh based Thatcher into letting you build air bases in our country to attack Libya

>YOU LITERALLY FUNDED THE FUCKING IRA AND BILL CLINTON GAVE THEM VALIDITY BY HOLDING TALKS AND MEETINGS WITH THEM

>And last but not least most recently your creepy "Special Relationship" meme where you just drag us into kike wars as your lapdog


America and Britain have never


NEVER


been allies. Thatcher and Reagan, Blair and Bush were mates out of a horrible sense of a shared love of massacring the Middle East, but that's fucking it


And to top it off, on a non-political level you're all rude barnstorming "HOWDDYYY YALLLL HOW ARE THINGS IN BASED BRITAIN SINCE YOU ELECTED FARAGE AS YOUR PRESIDENT??? HAVE THE SJWS BEEN BTFO???" cunts who shit all over these threads


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>McGrath

I sense a bit of taigy blood in there.

If you're not from Boston you have no need to take offence.

Conservatives do, and I think a Northern Irish member of the labour party is currently suing them for not letting him run.

strong and what ..?????????????????????

kek

You need a hobby, and/or a big open sunny meadow to run around in for a bit.

Yeah she looks a bit different these days.

>Implying the Daily Mirror is the official voice of the Labour party
>Implying the "world peace n shiet" hasn't been applied to white terrorists by Corbyn in the past

Have you been living under a rock? There's been shit-flinging over Corbyn rubbing shoulders with PIRA for ages.