>The SNP's Westminster leader Angus Robertson lost his seat in Moray >Nick Clegg lost his Sheffield Hallam seat to the Labour Party >Former SNP leader and former first minister of Scotland Alex Salmond was unseated in Gordon by the Conservatives bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40215512
My dog is German My coffee is Colombian My IT is Indian My car is English My food is Italian My TV is Japanese My diamonds are South African My licorice is Australian My computer is Chinese My wine is French And I am an American.
Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?
Even 1000 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.
Jason James
Checked.
Christian Mitchell
fuck brits though
seriously
Jack Sullivan
The fact that people post this stuff unironically annoys me.
Logan Cruz
You mean the defensive war that was waged in response to Islamic aggression?
William Anderson
What did she mean by this?
Jason Nelson
mfw I live in Kensington which is now labour territory
Robert Cox
TORY CUNTS ITT BTFO
Ayden Foster
DUP have said that as a condition for joining a coalition it will now be ILLEGAL to bake a cake advocating LGBTQQIA+ rights, both commercially and privately.
Michael Ross
I wonder how long the shills will take to pack their bags and fuck off?
The Tories WON. Labour LOST. There is no disputing that.
Now get behind mummy and let's work hard for our country.
Josiah Moore
Apparently there's been a stabbing in Russell squares London. Maybe just some crackheads
Ian Sanchez
>implying I didn't invent this (You) absorber to begin with
>second night in a row having a wet dream about sex with theresa may >second night in a row changing the bedsheets >parents suspicious why im changing the bedsheets two times in two days
Fuck my life.
Jayden Anderson
Gotta say, wish the States had Jeremy Corbyn. What a fucking legend
Christian Garcia
Not possible, Islam is the religion of peace. They weren't real Muslims (except for the ones who were killed by the Crusaders - they were real Muslim victims).
Jose Richardson
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Kayden Taylor
>labourites >working
Elijah Torres
By killing ourselves? I'm just unsure here.
Noah Robinson
Yet the Tories are in disarray and Labour has never been in a stronger position since 2010...
Blake Morris
Hard to say they won without a majority and a tenuous position going forward.
David Morgan
Why the fuck are we all still awake
Levi Reyes
But you did have a blithering old Marxist who never grew out of his student politics and he was called Bernie Sanders.
Jaxson Smith
He'd have been assassinated for promoting islamic gommunism by now. He's to the left of Bernie.
Jose Watson
I stayed up for the election last night and fucked my sleeping pattern. But I have to be at work for 11am tomorrow so will sort it out then anyway.
Hunter Wright
My petrol is Arabian My boxed wine is Australian My Phone is paid for by Centrelink My car is unregistered My food is full of Turks My TV was found on the side of the road My diamonds are stolen My weed is from the bush My computer is too difficult to use for black fellas My whine is about my land being stolen And I am unemployed
Why can't Brits just accept that colonialism and racism hurts everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?
Even 1000 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused to my people
Jose White
It's over lad, I don't know why you can't see it.
Carter Jones
ie. in a fictional fantasy
William Hughes
>we defeated Brexit even though both the Tories and Labour had it in their manifestos to get us out of the EU and the single market!
Wish I could filter yanks without extensions, they shit up every thread and every general excepting the ones where they can't speak the language
Robert Adams
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Parker Gomez
REMOVE BARBY
Lincoln Flores
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Wyatt Rogers
For all the Irish in the thread, did the original Irish separatists have leftist sympathies or was that something that crept in later into Sinn Fein during the troubles?
Caleb Thompson
>tfw we will never go back to a time when you could talk about politics without 14 year old girls butting in and talking about Harry fucking Potter
IT'S A CHILDREN'S BOOK FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Mason Long
I usually get wine from Argentina or spain. Get fucked bogan.
Elijah Parker
Its hot as balls in my room, I fucking hate the summer. Also need to buy a summer duvet tomorrow, cant handle this 12TOG shit
Isaac Edwards
Fuck you spoilers in this post
Elijah Johnson
Ulster ain't free. The streets of Londonderry gotta be littered with parachute regiment. Theresa "marriage equality may" aka faggy slaggy is NOT my PM. she is a heathen judas and probbably republican as well :-DD. god and heaven not taigs bombing devon ok. praise Paisley
Xavier Wright
They started life off as leftists, they formed from fighting Irish nationalists.
Adrian Allen
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Tyler Moore
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Jayden Sanchez
They said it was youths on mopeds. I reckon it was our Afro-British compatriots vibrantly expressing their culture.
Charles Smith
i wish it was true
Dylan Perez
>they don't remember 2010, where the conservatives also didn't get a majority
you have to be 18 or over to post here..
Joseph Watson
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Oliver Flores
You can have him.
Just to remind you though, he was staunchly against declaring Al Qaeda a terrorist organisation.
Noah Scott
>15c
Dylan Fisher
>Force a snap election to BTFO a 'weakened' Labour >Proceed to run the worst political campaign of the past decade or so >End up weaker than you were when you started and forced to form a coalition goverment with a bunch of retarded, unanimously 'LITERALLY WHO?' tier potato niggers to even remain in power
If you honestly think a single Labour supporter is upset about this result, think again. This is almost better than Labour winning, the Tories are an absolute car crash.
Ian Flores
So will DUP+Tory deliver that hard brexit? It's at least a better chance than majority Tory right?
Zachary Cooper
Oh how I wish the DUP would use there leverage to do things like change UK abortion law. Doubtless they'll use it for just Ulster-specific policies, though
David Bailey
Yes, the original Irish rebels was strange coalition of communists and peados
Sebastian Martin
>labour >hard work
thats where your wrong mate these kids voting for corbyn were praying he would increase their free shit(TM sanders corbyn co-operative)
Zachary Torres
The truth is the Tories really blew for 3 reasons:
1. They lost seats to the Lib Dems because of anti-civil rights (internet) manifesto policies
2. UKIP stopped fielding candidates and too many UKIP voters turned back to labour rather than conservative due to labour becoming old labour again
3. Labour made Lib Dem style promises to young people regarding free tuition fees and got them to vote in large numbers due to social media
I voted Tory in a marginal (Hove) and Labour fucking landslided it, even thought labour MP Peter Kyle literally posted leaflets basically saying he would try his hardest to get a Blairite leader in after Corbyn lost.
All of this could have been avoided if:
1. Tories didn't try and fuck with civil liberties so blatently (internet encryption etc)
2. UKIP fielded more candidates to split the labour vote. 600 in 2015, only 300 in 2017.
3. May should have debated Corbyn and pointed out that everyones taxes would be reduced under Tories (which was part of their manifesto) and simply rebutted Corbyns economic policies.
Eli Miller
any self respecting irish man should not contribute to this forum.
these people are not your friends, this is not a place for open discussion, its just somewhere to troll shills and little dickheads who dont matter.. :)
Jayden Ramirez
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Ayden Thompson
Ok, but it seems like you guys are really keen on these weird protestants in the DUP. Could we do a trade, maybe? We've got fucking insane protestants by the fucking truckload in the US. Maybe you could give us some of your apparently hyper-effective Communists and we can give you any flavor of religious nut you want. We got Pentecostals, we got Jehovah's Witnesses, we got all sorts here.
Ryder Morris
Labour didn't want to leave the single market m80.
Jack Bell
Not really the same situation lad. Gotta pay attention to the nuance.
Evan Cook
I'm a cuck because I don't like being on the losing side but I still have pride in my heritage??
Whatever you say muck savages. Isn't there an eire/pol/ thread around tonight where you LARP as the IRA with the burgers and wank off over the National Party, which will never save Ireland from being blacked btw.
Henry Allen
>mfw Aussies have now picked up on my shitposting
D-don't I get an award or something? Perhaps you'll fly me down for a key to the city ceremony?
Juan Garcia
>If you honestly think a single Labour supporter is upset about this result, think again. judging by twitter and reddit i would say you're wrong
Alexander Miller
The same people thought that Brexit meant the UK was about to split up. What they think isn't very important.
Joshua Ortiz
Lmao
Liam Rodriguez
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Sebastian Jackson
They lost for one reason, they didnt focus on the economy.
Jason Russell
WEAK AND WOBBLY
Matthew Richardson
>i dont own a car >i dont own a tv
Checkmate cuck boy!
William Martinez
What's not to like? Parliament is getting gunned down.
There are rumors that the DUP will try to keep the UK in the single market, as they don't want a hard border with southern Ireland.
Christian Gonzalez
Just like in 2010, where Labour were HAPPY they lost because HAHAHA THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE TO PARTNER WITH LIB DEMS!
HAHAHA WE WON, REALLY!
HAHAHA
Jeremiah Parker
Do you ever just stare at the wall and ponder as to why everything including time and the universe exists including the blackness if the universe vanished and it was just an empty void which would also then become a mystery as to what constitutes the voids existence?
Kevin Gonzalez
I kekked
surely though yu recognize a difference between importing coffee and wine, and having smelly french or chink bastards next door
>IT is indian noice, did they fix BA yet?
Jaxon Thompson
*Labour supporter above the age of 28
Caleb Hall
It isn't just about % though it's about seats. It's great for Labour to have such huge quantities of votes but Labour voters are far more densely concentrated to urban area constituencies which vote highly Labour. It's like this >2 seats up for grabs (Different seats being contested) >Labour and Tories each get 40k votes >Labours vote share is 30k in the first, 10k in the second >Tories get 20k in both >Tories have highest chance of getting both seats
Assuming this isn't completely devolved into 2 party politics. Also a strong Labour vote this election will likely balkanize tory votes in the next.
Aiden Harris
Too simpilistic desu
Josiah Lee
No, it's a better one this time, because the DUP are a conservative party.
Ryan Cruz
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Robert Cooper
Almost all of the people on the first crusade were French, we didn't cause any carnage mate
James Jenkins
Did you just unironically "Muh heritage"? Mate it was 100 year ago what the fuck Jesus Christ you cuck. Britbongs this is what you created.
Dylan Campbell
I thought wet dreams were a meme until I had my first about two years ago (I'm 25)
Since then I've been watching sissy slut videos online so I can have another hands free orgasm
Charles Sanchez
>1. Tories didn't try and fuck with civil liberties so blatently (internet encryption etc) This is why I threw my vote away to UKIP on the day. The second Sharia May yapped on about internet censorship a day after the London attacks.
Chase Flores
Is he Anglo-Irish or something?
Henry Edwards
Goodnight mongos... even though it'll be light out again soon
brexit is happening, they don't have a platform anymore. they literally don't have a clue what to say or how to appeal to people now that the centerpiece of their entire campaign has been achieved.
James Rodriguez
What the fuck? Any of you lads know pub songs? Mates all started singing with everyone in there the other day and I was clueless
Isaac Sanders
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Justin James
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Jason Price
They lost because they failed to understand the impact that austerity has had. And how it has mobilised young people. Also She thought (like I thought) UKIP voters cared about Brexit. Instead they voted Labour, lmao.
Jaxson Brooks
Also man are the Tories fucked. I'm not British, so maybe there's some intricacies I'm not seeing here, but they've either got to link up with terrorist dipshits who want to go back to the Troubles (which will lose them seats in the future) or don't and lose seats in another election because they have pulled a Hillary Clinton-tier blunder and look like weak morons.
Levi Foster
put dinosaurs in the water too
Austin Young
>Ok, but... No. Don't just ignore his links to terrorists, you slimy little shit.
And if you want to swap traditional Christians for rabid Islamists, then why don't you move to the Gaza Strip instead of ruining your country.
Cameron Evans
No not even slightly even the prods here say they're Irish (I know this because my gf is the descendant of planters ye send over and she and her siblings and extended family get royally pissed when I make jokes about them being English)
Jason Jones
>I'm not British this is where you should've stopped posting
