What happens here?

What happens here?
Is this the European North Korea? How is life there?

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Pretty comfy.
Great food. Pretty girls.
Communist party and KGB.
Its like USSR min.

Kvas cyka pidaras and hardbass bljat, playing csgo and smashing vodka. Nothing to see.

So it is like a soviet remnant? And how 'free' is it? Everything is state controlled right?

Kinda like Russia, but with less oil and more remnants of the soviet system.
Its definitely not nearly as backwards as the best korea.

They have political parties, so de jure it's not a dictatorship, but time has pretty much stopped here. Just like North Korea, it's a country that survived itself.

So lukashenko is a prime minister/President?

based
would party and drink there/10

Yup, he's some sort of hardcore Putin. Not a Kim Jong-un tier dictator, but most political power is in his hands.

Its a Russia clone

Its amazing just how delusional you are here guys. Belarus is a shithole, trapped 20 years behind times, that isn't even trying. Entire country serves purpose of maintaining status quo for its dictatorship regime. When Lukashenko dies country will fall apart and be annexed into Russia or become its puppet.

Good country: cheap and great food, clean streets, powerful industry, no LGBT, free medicine and education (Including higher education), KGB and Batka.

Like USSR, but pretty good modernizated

>No LGBT
Sounds good to me

youtube.com/watch?v=P2XMe1hk-xg

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Hah, nice one

We should create union of countries with homosexual marriage forbidden.

NO MUSLIMS. NO BLACKS. NO RIGHT WING OPRESSION. CUTE SLAV GIRL.

They have negative unemployment benefits. E. g., the unemployed have to pay a fine.

Funny country, but living in it must be hell

Traps are okay too.
t. Lukashenko

Its pretty free like for a Soviet kolhoz.
There are opposition mostly NWO financed by USA and EU.
There are significant Polish minority there also.
Overall if you do not go against regime its pretty good and safe and even if you go its not much of business until you try to overthrown it or cause trouble.
Belarus still have some industry but their citizens can not go and work in EU. So its pretty poor.
Its like eastern Poland would look if Poles were banned from West job market.

t. weak kraut

lot of cute girls

>the unemployed have to pay a fine.

Jesus Christ

If you dont work - you are dont eat. Soviet style.

This isn't soviet style. It's neoliberal.

Slavic Reich
youtube.com/watch?v=7UxL6nkjbkc

>European North Korea
Nah, man. It's a pretty decent country actually.

why is this country even independant? they are basically russian. can some russia user enlighten me?

I give them 20 years max., then they are rightful russian clay again

Neolib is new commie without free shit.

and you earn 100$ a month. What a paradise!

Worked out great the first time, right?

>Belarus is a shithole, trapped 20 years behind times, that isn't even trying.
Not even close to truth.

also add the worthless currency

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No, you don't. Not even in Ukraine salaries are that low...

It's a Soviet tradition.
The Soviet economy had full employment (officially, at least ...) and, therefore, the unemployment were bullied into working.

I am NEET leech.

There is that word I dont think you know what it means.

No.

Holy shit that was nice

Yeah if you do not work - you are parasite and need to punished.
When Soviets fall Russia was taken by KGB and GRU when local republics were taken mostly by local Parties.
Belarus also claim that its PLC successor state and to be honest it have more right call itself a Lithuanian Grand Duchy successor than Lithuania.
Its stable and safe. Sure its not great and rather poor but compared to Ukraine its amazing.
For once the Lukashenko even if he is dictator and use his power to enrich himself he keep it in decent manner - not like other nearby countries where everything is for sale or steal.

its popular scam here in prague to offer dumb tourists on the streets to exchange their foreign shekels for czech money with much better exchange rate than in bank. The scammers then give them belarusian roubles, take the dollars or euros and run away

>muh eveything is moneuy

slav licence revoked

>earn 100$ a month
Nope, but you can survive with 100€ per month there.

Well, 70% of your economy is state-owned so technically you are all living off taxpayers money.

Hey, I saw that video.

Didn't Belarus change their money so those guys are giving them literally worthless currency? I don't think they're giving them valid Belarusbux.

It absolutely is truth, visiting that place gives very creepy feeling of deja vu, of Lithuania 20 years ago. Our country might be cucks that are suckled by Germans and protected by US, but fuck at least we are trying, and going somewhere, even if in baby steps, BL is just depressing. Contrast might not be as clear if you compare BL with ukraine.

No clue. its not like i need to exchange czechian money

>rightful
Eh depends. They seem to be like Austria-bavaria are to germany and the austrians at least made their case legit.
Back then ucrainians, belarusians/ruthenians and russians were seen as little, white and great russians who were the three founding people of the "thrice united russia". With the advancement of the tsars into the east the white and littlerussians became just some people under many who were a bit different and through the 19-20th century upheavels they seem to be kinda distinct enough to have considered sovereignity something they want to keep up.

They have a "social parasite" law where people who don't work (except elderly, I'll or pregnant women) have to pay a fine.

Shops must sell a certain percentage of Belaruian products.

Retailers can only make a maximum 30% profit margin on goods.

Amazing country.

When I agree that Poland or Lithuania offer better perspective for a individual than Belarus I dunno how it work for a nation.
Poland and Baltics are depopulating itself and whole industry or even agriculture is destroyed or in soon to destroyed state.

It's also quite radioactive.

That's called Communism, if you (still) adore that, you're beyond help ...

>but fuck at least we are trying
>went from most suicides per capita to most alcoholics per capita in a few years

Sorry buddy but your country is just as bad if not worse considering it's in the EU

theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/09/last-orders-lithuanian-teenagers-alcohol-law

Archived it for you
archive.is/Susjz

>This is what Poles believe.

Russia and Poland are on the same level. Poland just leeches off EU's money.

Here's a nice video of Belarus.
youtube.com/watch?v=MkUzeYWa7-8

HOT BIATHLON WAIFUS!

How did you make that bot anyway? The mods just allowed you to?

One of the rare even sort of economically and culturally independent countries, similar to North Korea, Cuba before Castro died, that sort of thing.

Unfortunately it's only possible to have a country like that if it serves the great powers as some sort of a buffer zone, so when it's not needed anymore, it will be consumed by the neoliberal machine.

That is not true.
Poland pay directly and there also not direct costs of these 'subsides'.
Poland get some money but whole industries are gone and agriculture is almost done.
Not even mentioning that millions of Poles work In EU and their money is more important that some EU 'subsides' that mostly go back to Germany anyway.
anyway Belarus history in 5 minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=ZXlagbg9qkM

How do they leech eu money Abdul?
The little gibs is for removing import-export taxes and opening up the market for multinationals.
The absolute state of this board. Really only low iq kids come here anymore?

For a minute there I thought that was a keytar.
>trapped 20 years behind times

Why are Belorussian posters so RARE?

No interest I guess.

(yes this is bait to get a Belorussian to post and give me his flag)

Yeah I wonder the same. Quite a few Lithuanian posters, and yet there are many more Belorussians in the world.

t. Janicz

Maybe their Internet is censored?

>t. Janicz
Care to explain?

Belarus is very Russified. Majority of the population speaks Russian.

LEECHER! LEECHER! LEECHER! LEECHER!

well the country's name is literally white russia in english
what the fuck did you expect?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_Belarus#Internet_censorship

belarus is pretty much ukraine, if it was cucked by Putin and not the EU

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Yeah, it's pretty much a Russian puppet state. If they try to leave Russia, like Ukraine did, they will be annexed immediately.

I've been reported and ban requested more than anyone on this board by now, if I were a bot I'd be a goner. Even if I got a new IP and so on, the mods would just swat me for ban evasion. The reason that's not the case is because I communicate with anyone with a fresh question and I offered the mods to do a screencast of how I use Sup Forums.

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It's a wonderful place, but lately lefties started waking up. Probably sponsored by the (((globalists))), just like anywhere else. Belarussians are wonderful people, and eastern Europe is better with them.

Blocking internet access is the ultimate redpill, prove me wrong

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WE CAUGHT HIM
Tell me, is there some kgb tier organization that monitors you like in the older soviet states or is it more free now?
Also is everything government property or does Belarus allow private as well?

Enjoy your muslim-nigger-spic union

My Belarusian friend says he would never want to live there again. So, take that for what it's worth.

I can't believe that's a real quote.

Must be all the radiation.

can belarus transform itself from socialistic dictatorship into a cool capitalistic one?

I remember the thread with the pissed israeli calling you out
Hilarious stuff, keep on doing a great work Norskfriend

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Just did a lot of instagram research on chicks checking in from Belarus.
They're not as hot as Serbian /Croatian girls , Central European Slav girls, Baltic girls , Nordic girls
But they are hotter than chicks in UK Western/deep southern Europe and US

To me how hot a countries chicks are is part of the pleasures of living there

Lukashenko has Russia's protection as long as he remains Pro-Russian. If he flips, they'll dispose him and put in another Pro-Russian government.

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but a virgem like you will never get near a girl

youtube.com/watch?v=zF5kIvbQPNo

rip my dear brother

slavs = irrelevant

in the past , in the present and forever

>Switzerland
>relevant
you're as relevant as us, faggot