What the fuck is up with people and coffee?

You will often hear people brag
>nothing until my coffee
>i NEED coffee

This is not consistant with other just as popular drinks like energy drinks, milk or tea. What the fuck is this obsession with coffee?

I like coffee, but to me it's subjective. Even though there's scientific evidence that it makes you alert etc, I honestly don't feel the effects of it and drink it to relax, contrary to most people who drink it to wake up.

So ehat the fuck is up with this beverage? I drink it as much as tea and milk but I don't put it on this pedestal where I need it to be productive, awake etc. That's just degenerate

Coffee is a weakness of those who can't eat healthy foods to maintain the energy levels needed to perform throughout the day. When I have my morning mocha I always make sure to follow it up with 2 bananas an hour later.

I don't need it. It's just a nice little thing. To live is to suffer, no? If you don't like it then fuck off and drink something else.

you have to wait until i finish my cup you wagecuck shhh

Great blog post

>2 bananas
>healthy
Lmao

>I drink it as much as tea
A lot of people drink tea to relax and coffee to wake up, ignoring the fact that both contains caffeine (which can be called theine as well, it's the same substance).
how fucking autistic is that?

Warms your soul mate

>drinks coffee, the signature drink of a wage cuck
>calls others wage cuck
Hmmmm

You can get a strong psychological addiction for it. It becomes an almost ritualistic invocation of calmness, comfort and increased energy. Caffeine pills wouldn't do that.

For example, I drink a lot more on days when I work outside in bad weather.

Because it is a ritual to build for yourself. You construct it to train yourself into entering a particular mode of behavior.

It is a useful trick, to learn how to control your mental and emotional state.

I'll shitpost after my coffee.

Coffee is the opposite of booze

Same tier; one is an upper and the other a downer

Constant use makes you dependent on it

by the way: how can people drink american coffee instead of espresso? that's litterally disgusting dirty water

This. Nothing better to me than having a nice warm cuppa and reading about gulags

Espresso is just a burnt cup of coffee.

I only drink one cup of coffee (black without sugar and milk) after i wake up, just a daily routine. I could easily do without the coffee but it is just a daily routine to get energized.

>drink 6-7 cups a day on workdays
>have never once felt the effect of coffee


those of you who do also get drunk on american beer, right?

They think it's too strong and not sweet enough. They're wrong obviously.

Stop'ed drinking coffee and it was one of the best decisions I have ever made. Went from 4 cups a day to zero and I can already feel and see the difference. My blood pressure is down and normal. I sleep a lot better, my appetite is better, my energy levels are up and I actually feel a lot more "alive"
Annons stop drinking this fucking poision. It is not good for you.

>burnt
>made with pressurized, hot steam
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