Brit/pol/ - Scottish Cuisine Edition

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>JOIN THE DUP
mydup.com/get-involved/application-form

> Election 2017: Majority of Tories believe Theresa May should quit as prime minister – do you agree?
edp24.co.uk/news/politics/election-2017-majority-of-tories-believe-theresa-may-should-quit-as-prime-minister-do-you-agree-1-5056253

Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> May to finalise cabinet amid DUP talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40231107

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

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>neeps

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Ruth for PM when?

>tatties

Can you guys send me a munchie box?

Why do irish loyalists have such shit songs compared to the republicans?
I mean, just compare most the crap on youtube with say, Foggy Dew or Óró sé do bheatha abhaile.
It's shocking.

5 more years of lefty butthurt, lads. It's going to be great. Labour doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Fuck the Pope and the IRA

Scotland vs England in the football soon. Will any of you geeks be watching?

>wanting a Ministry of Scissoring

Never hopefully.

cannae send one but ill have one tonight in your honour

>Onion rings

Looks healthy to me.

Aberdeen South here.

I just went down to Torry to see Callum McCaig's name getting taken down from the outside of his former office. The new Tory MP was there as the new one went up.

>growing stronger
>has actually grown significantly weaker

The coalition of chaos meme came true.

Up the Union
Up the Catholic Church
Deus Vult

Any Tory frontbencher with actual strength and ambition will NOT want to succeed May and take control of a minority government.

They will bide their time. Either May will stay or someone will commit political suicide.

Relative lack of relevant historical material and no real history of unique cultural music compared to republicans

news.sky.com/story/who-could-replace-theresa-may-the-pms-likely-successors-10910722

The (((press))) have already started peddling this, hopefully Based Graham Brady will prevent such degeneracy.

youtube.com/watch?v=wxpYW_w5pgo

GET DUP'D

Siding with the DUP will only make the Conservatives stronger and more right-wing. Say goodbye to political correctness.

>BREAKFAST IN ONE ROLL

Reminder that all huns are targets.

>David Cameron announces his return to politics and will challenge Theresa May for the Tory leadership
How would you react?

>Growing stronger

Lost seats and a majority goverment while showing she literally has no backbone.

Maybe while i have my tea.

How long can she last? She has no friends left.

If are Nige does come back into politics, he'll be taking back the votes from Labour, so they are pretty much fucked

To win back pensioners all she has to do is take money from the foreign aid budget to pay for care homes.

David's happy in his shed, fucking his lovely wife, no way he's ever coming back

>Cameron commits political suicide for the second time
Would be diamonds.

No mention of JRM.

Fake news~!

Richard Hammond crashes again

> Richard Hammond is seriously injured after a crash in his Rimac at a Swiss race.
> twitter.com/giacomobuetler/status/873560299105923074

> tagblatt.ch/nachrichten/unfaelle-verbrechen/unfall-beim-bergrennen-hemberg;art675,5006095

I knew a Scottish girl, who was lovely. Tall, pretty, wanted to be a primary school teacher. Went to St Andrews etc etc so not some estate scrubber.

Every now and again she would do something disgusting. She had no table manners at all. If she drank it was to destruction. She had weird tattoos in hidden places. She sucked me off in a toilet. It wasn't a tryhard thing, she was just vile at times. She would get all dressed up and end up covered in fag ash and barbecue sauce.

I have no idea if this is the norm but it was horrific, especially when all I knew until that point were girls from the Home Counties and North Yorkshire.

If you were blown up in a IRA bomb do you think they would care?

When Brexit talks inevitably get nowhere due to the EU knowing they can play hardball now, something will have to give

May really has fucked up Brexit with this election

>SNP get absolutely trounced in terms of votes
>w-w-we still won the election g-guys

Imagine if they held a referendum now.

ABSOLUTELY BTFO, thank God we don't have to listen to the SNP constantly calling for a 2nd referendum any more.

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5 MORE YEARS

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>How long can she last? She has no friends left.
based on my personal experience she can last at least 24 years

You're forgetting that the DUP usually sides with the conservatives anyway and you're assuming that there won't be a lot of Tory rebellions. These fears of an ultraright Tory government will not come to fruition.

The only legitimate concern is the situation in Ireland getting fucked up again because May did what not even Major would do in his worst moments.

They were in Switzerland filming. Clarkson lost a tyre the other day in a Lamborghini.

The Swiss hate motorsport and I'll be surprised if this doesn't bankrupt the production team

A munchie box!

>FIVE MORE DAYS

I think he's comfy in the back benches.

Has this election guaranteed a Labour government with PM Corbyn in the next election?

Are we returning to comfy pre-2015 Scotland?

>D-drumpf is going to be impeached any day now!!
You're acting like a deranged Hillary fan.

The fags voted for the left, but that only made the government more right.

Exactly what they deserved.

Yeah pretty much. Total balls up.

It's guaranteed that Corbyn cannot win against a poor Conservative candidate. God knows how he'll do against a decent one.

Not if he can't keep momentum going for 5 years.

I think the time would be now, the party is a shambles and frankly you could not do any worse than May did.

You take over after publicly stabbing her in the face and calling her out for being utterly fucking useless.

Call a new election outright and draw up a complete new costed manifesto and some better policies that people can understand and shake up the front bench if needed.

>Scotland
>Comfy

pic related, taken from a 1980 photoshoot in Glasgow

I don't think the tories will win back pensioners so easily, their reputation has been majorly damaged now and the vast number of u-turns has hurt them. That's why the tories would prefer an election in 2 years time instead of 2 months.

Any manifesto they release, no matter how popular, will be accompanied by thoughts of "but can i really trust them?".

Corbyn's career is over. Labour will never be elected again. He spent months on the campaign trail and his little party couldn't even come close to beating the Conservatives.

Can be avoided but many things need to change. New leader is needed and need to remove the 'nasty party' image

and again

If the Tories hang onto the DUP's coattails for long and fuck up brexit then yes

Complete rubbish, the EU just lost their edge as there will no longer be an election 12 months after the time runs out on A50 but instead in 2022.

Not really. Corbyn promised everything bar a free ferrari for everyone, and still lost.

It seems like the only people triggered since the election are Tories.

>twitter.com/RuthDavidsonMSP/status/873296157270827009
Ok I admit RD, I love it when you have to self censor, if only twitter came with a bleep machine because bleeping makes anything funnier.

Yes I was a fan of beadle's about.

The pro-fag faction in the Tory party is already trying to scupper any agreement with the DUP. I can't see it lasting desu.

The scots are a real fucked up people right now and really need to get their shit together and decide who they are.

Kek. There's a reason all but the kids and sjws are happy about the outcome for Labour.
Reminder:
This was a great election for Corbyn.
>Gone from a 40 point minimum loss to a 29 seat gain in 3 weeks.
>No blank check for may.
>Proper opposition to May's madness.
>DUP demands soft Brexit.
>Conservative back benchers demand hard brexit.
>May finishing the job of destroying the tories.
>Labour elected next election.

What they get is no brexit due to impossible concessions demanded by all sides.
It sucks if you wanted out hard and fast, our negotiations will be a joke.

The DUP take the Tory Majority to 2 IF they all vote for Tory bills. They can tank ANYTHING controversial the tories plan unless they get their blow jobs. Not to mention her own back bench rebels will need to be appeased constantly

It's a terrible position to be in, weak af.
Corbyn is lucky she is insane enough to carry on desu. Futures bright for Labour.
If she put her party or country ahead of her meglomania she'd quit as soon as possible.

It will be interesting to see how quickly she gets back stabbed hard by her party.

>Catholics
not even once

God no.

Not guaranteed but more likely than before since Labour did not collapse.

Overdosed on Blackpills lads. I keep dreaming about nuclear war and waking up disappointed that it wasn't real

>Make a shitty sandwich
>Ensure that all the possible nutrition is also eradicated by using fake butter and the most processed bread / meat possible

checks out

MOGG FAVOURED TO BE PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

instagram.com/p/BVKOZr5lJuz/

>tfw Tory member
>will vote for Mogg if he runs

Also the DUP have released their demands. All pretty moderate. All this rubbish about abortion and gays being made illegal is rubbish.

The Tories won, Labour lost. Get over it.

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>These fears of an ultraright Tory government will not come to fruition.

Hopes, remmigration now.

>muh coalition of chaos even though Corbyn cannot get majority with all other parties
Anyone got the part of his book where he glorifies his cuckolding by a paki

Glasgow isn't Scottish, it's Irish and Romanian. Take your colony and fuck off.

takbir brother soon enough

It's guaranteed Labour will not be able to unseat Corbyn and a Tory manifesto with a few giveaways to pensioners and no suprises will likely guarantee them victory.

what are the demands?

This

>something will have to give

What exactly do you think will give?
I can tell you exactly how the next 2 uears are gonna go right now:
> May's wobbly coalition bumbles along through the provision of immense gibs to the potatoes
> meanwhile the EU fucks Britain over in negotiations
> end up with the softest of soft name-only Brexits, but the entire (((Establishment media))) will shill and disinfo that this is Most Definately Not The Case
> once May's drunk the whole poisoned chalice so she can safely be blamed for everything, all bets are off and the coalition can and will safely collapse into another general
> Corbyn wins with his Magic Money Tree
> turns Britain into a cross between Greece (in terms of being the EU's bitch) and Venezuela (in terms of fucking up the economy)

Screencap this

Conservatives don't allow their membership to elect the leadership.

Have you been on twitter or reddit yet?

>labour cucks thinking a ban to encrpytion is a bad thing
>Banning safe spaces for terrorists and pedos is a bad thing

makes you wonder how many leftists are one or the other, if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear

We've beat em before, we'll beat em again!

ALBA GU BRATH!

>couldn't win against a shit candidate who ran a shit campaign with a shit manifesto

Not really no.

Not entirely wrong you know.

Many people here for example are getting ansty over her internet plans which she should not try to push because of the colossal fuck up she made.

Can someone just assassinate Corbyn already, ideally with a ceramic knife

OWEN GETS KEKED AGAIN

What are the demands?

I disagree. He's in a better position now than he was and he's basically done a proof of concept with this election. He won't be standing down and the chances are we'll be seeing another general election by the end of the year.
This is very similar to 1974, when a minority Labour government tried to prop itself up with the UUP and Liberals. It didn't work out, but they did go on to win a (one seat) majority in October.

We can only hope that we somehow get the budget and Brexit negotiations done before May leaves. I hope we have someone like Davis at the helm for the next election.

>end up with the softest of soft name-only Brexits, but the entire (((Establishment media))) will shill and disinfo that this is Most Definately Not The Case

You really don't understand the British media, do you?

The ones who understand their situation are pretty triggered. Simpletons think this is a good situation for Tories. Probably the same ones that think she's anti-immigrant.

Weird that it took that to happen for him to realise he was a homosexual

And the best candidate for PM is...
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wtf my constituency got more votes than UKIP than the entire of scotland

>banning encryption not a bad thing

No IT firm will touch the UK.

Momentum would just vote in another lefty.

Maybe even Abbot.

What is this from

How many wogs will be in the 'England' team today eh?