I'm Iranian and just moved to USA.
What are some redpilled names? I'm trying to integrate and become a patriotic American.
I've only been here for two weeks, and I must say I am in love with this country. It it truly the greatest country on the entire planet. After landing, I immediately kissed the ground. It's time for a fresh new start in this great country.
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Adolf.
>What are some redpilled names?
Dick
Carlos and Juan.
First abandon your religion.
Second, pick a white name like James over Jamal.
Third, don't marry your cousin.
Finally, don't tell anyone that you're a sandnigger arab.
Then nobody will bother you.
Also guy or girl names?
John smith
So, what state did you move to?
>names
You could go with Donald or jake
Russ
Lance Sterling
As long as you aren't a goatfucking Muslim, you could be named Ahmad ibn Abibullah al-Hamid, for all I care. Iranians are from the Indo-European ethnic group, so you're honorary white if you fight with us.
Barack
Texas.
I abandoned religion a long time ago because its a meme.
not this shit thread again.
sage.
Call yourself Sandy, desert rat.
this of course
Kill yourself self hating faggot.
خیلی حقیری مادرسگ.
Dirk Hardpec
A lot of hispanics in Texas. Also Californians tend to move there.
Go for something Spanish or Italian sounding. Carlos de muerte.
JIDF come on you can do better
Ernest
John Smith
Adolf Roosevelt Rockefeller
John Ramirez
Pol, Chad or Manny
Marrying your cousin is fine as long as you're in Alabama.
Pajeet Bush
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Obongo
This is the second time I've seen this thread in a week. Sage.
don't ever say you're Iranian in person, say Persian, Americans are stupid
Sardar
How do you plan on changing your name if you're not an American citizen?
yeah but if you tell me you're Persian I'll tell you I'm carthaginian and make a bunch of ottoman jokes
Just call yourself Poo.
hahahaha you browse often
Jeb!
Oh man, sandniggers should always stay out of the south.
Just so you know arab.
>ya'll ain't from round here are ya
Post pictures of your Persian sister
how do they get their teeth so white?
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hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
Max Powers
I need to see tits before I can help you.
My advice is to get out while you still can.
Scott Curtis.
This name is about as white as you can get.
i vote for chad
OP, you are okay by me. Best of luck to you in this amazing country.
Change your name to Thunderlord
John White
thanks man
go back, sand nigger
Saddams Bin Laden.
t. Iranian-American
Obergruppenfuhrer Smith.
Chad
Brad
John
Joe
Chris
Mike
Matt
David
Adam
Aaron
Alex
Daniel
Eli
Seth
Moishe
Chaim
chad thundercock
JIDF pls stop.
you should move back to iran.
>if Female
Sandy Vahina
>if Male
Max Pompa
To be more serious, you might want to pic mexican first name rather than "classic" American first name.
You don't have to give up your heritage. We don't ask or expect that, because we also treasure our own. It's what makes you who you are.
When picking a nickname, if you really want to impress in Texas, go with Johnny, Buck, Bronson, Clint, Rusty, Wyatt, or Zane.
You will be hailed as an Arab hero that everyone wants to befriend.
Chad or Scotty. They're both turbo slayer names
Name theory is incredibly legit desu
Henry is a gay name btw
Achmed Achmedani Achmehab Achmadinejad
LARRY
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Engelbert
John and Dick are some of the most american names. i live in Miami, fl and my parents named me John. Last name is an americansih one already, and i was able to get multiple jobs because of my name alone. Especially in Miami. For the interviews i tell them i speak 3 languages and get the job but i guarantee if my name was a spanish name i more than likely would not have gotten it. people see your name and make an assumption always, good or bad. John is a universally known American name. and i thank my parents for giving me that, because it for sure has more than a few times gotten me out of trouble. i have a few cop stories where they see my license and see my name is john and think im white or half white etc etc.
Hehehehe "dick"
if you say Persian, you faggot, then people will know you're covering up the fact that you don't want to be identified as an Iranian, you faggot, which, for the fact of the matter is, its obviously youre from Iran, anyway, you faggot, because you look half nigger and you are hairy as an ape
you faggot
go back to Iran
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John 'Ham' McBlam
this
Welcome bro
You have posted this thread atleast once before.
I saw it too, he's probably whoring for (you)s
no one said it yet?
Hugh Mangus
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How about Big McLargehuge?
I am being the same of you, friend.
I am have change name make Joe.
Joe good name make people am friend, thanks.
You can of Joe too, more space!!
Thanks, Joe.
Thanks.
Dick Masterson.
McHew.
Nice,
Chad Thundercock and nothing less will do.
Scamp Stevens
Name yourself something that sounds manly, like Hunter or something. Or Andrew, which literally means manly.
You have to do back.
John Smith Al-Amerikani
is that you Henry?
I recommend Johan, Jacob or Matthew.
perhaps Matt instead of Matthew
Hector Ramirez
Changing your name is a display of cuckoldry and disrespect for your father, and in this case hatred of your own ethnic origins as well.
Take on a nickname, if possible something derived from your real name (ie, if your name is Muhammad, become known as "Mo"; Ali -> Al, etc).
Franciso Scaramanga
For those of us who aren't retarded, someone claiming to be Persian is usually an indication that they do not align themselves with the fundamentalist government that started going around demanding that everybody say "Iran" instead of the classical "Persia" after seizing power decades ago.
Augustus Octavian Caesar
Jose Taco
Max Power
Graham Wellington.
Ronald James Dio.
Albert Wyatt Mann.
Brown Sand Nigger sounds nice
Haram Ka'Blam