Triggering People at a Gay Pride Parade

I'm going to a gay pride parade today in a couple hours and I'm wondering, how can I trigger people in the most entertaining way while minimizing my chance of someone wanting to beat my ass? I was thinking either having the two girls going with me dressing up in hijabs and then talking about how Allah hates gays but that might be too up front. Maybe ill dress up in a Trump outfit and talk about how Islam hates them since many believe in Islamophobia?

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>getting worried about having your ass kicked at gay pride parade
the Islam idea is promising

Getting zerged by a bunch of bears in bdsm outfits wouldn't be fun. Just saying.

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Play this.

>Maybe ill dress up in a Trump outfit

You realize Trump accepts both gays and trannies, right?

Picking Pence was just to pacify neocons/social conservatives.

It was to talk about Islam while seeming on their side : ^ ) I'm fully aware.

>going to a gay parade
>>Maybe ill dress up in a Trump outfit
how lonely and pathetic are you, OP??

I might also just dress up in a really faggy outfit with flags and shit all over with a bible verse written on my shirt that I'll say means to love everyone but really it says that a man that lies with another man should be put to death.

Ball bearings.
>gay but would like to see one of these stupid parades go off the rails

;-;

>Be a Sup Forumsack
>Pretend to go to the Gay Pride parade to trigger people
>Just go to the parade to fulfill his fantasy of being raped

there are so many closet faggots on Sup Forums....

that bad, huh?

Be white and dress like an adult

>going to an event purely to trigger people

Sounds like something straight off /r/the_donald

Start sucking dicks then reveal youre a republican

Get a God hates fags sign

Bet you are in Pittsburgh

Well actually it's cause friends invited me and also wanted to act trolly. Also im gay so it might be fun to try and find someone thats not a complete faggot.

; )

>mfw

Faggots 4 Drumphf sign

; )

Don't do the larp thing you dumbfuck you will get found out and give amno to the left needlessly

>im gay
>not a complete faggot

Pretend to be a muslim and kick men in the balls when they publically have sex.