Christ what a sly little faggot Boris is. The time to throw his hat in was when Blameron resigned, but not, he slunk away like a little cunt. Now he's back to stick the knife in, like the literal sack of cum, shit, and piss he is. I sincerely hope he dies, very soon, of some hideously painful and humiliating illness, like cancer of the arsehole.
Liam Nelson
No, our guy for the Conservative leadership is David Davis.
Justin Thompson
The Labour manifesto also explicitly says "ending free movement".
>Are the absence of the words "reconciliation" and "equality" from the DUP 2017 manifesto a statement of the party's policy to pursue neither?
Jordan Taylor
wtf. explain this.
Samuel Scott
>call early election >predicted to gain up to 100 seat majority >lose ten seats >lose majority
It's disastrous.
It's possible they won't even be able to vote themselves into government.
Dylan Lopez
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Connor Collins
>mfw the DUP force the government to ban abortion >mfw the muslims are no longer outbreeding us >mfw the increased birthrate means we don't import immigrants anymore >mfw the UK is saved while the continent turns into Arabia
Blake Butler
>willingly eating sausages
Enjoy your lips, ears and arseholes!
Dylan Nguyen
This will never happen. May is there to stay
Asher Lewis
Is Boris based? I don't know much about him other than that he's kinda a goofy showman (I mean that in a good way, like Trump). I don't actually know his politics. He was at least pro-Brexit, right?
Also, are there any salt-compilations of labourcucks bitching about DUP? Or are they all still high on their own farts thinking that they won even though they didnt?
Eli Jackson
It's slightly misleading but still awful. It was a clean up crew and they didnt know what the books were it's not like the police rushed to the scene to save the paki holy book.
Ethan Davis
>implying they are wrong Dinosaurs are a secularist jew plot to cover up the existence of dragons, which actually existed and were fought by Christian saints
Bentley Robinson
Double D
Josiah Evans
OH SHI- they don't mention not waging nuclear war on France either, THAT MUST MEAN THEY'RE PLANING WW3!!!11!!!
Jack Murphy
get some scruples you gullible halfwit
Charles Gutierrez
Local butchers mate. I watch them process the meat. Suck it.
Joseph Barnes
>Boris RUSSIA DID THIS REEEEEEEEE
>captcha: angelo melton >anglo meltdown
Nolan Hall
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Lincoln Adams
He holds no opinions like most senior Torys. If he did he wouldn't have got this close to being PM.
Christopher Hughes
Yeah I'm sure they use prime meat and not rancid off cuts they couldn't sell any other way.
Dylan Anderson
It's not "disastrous" you fucking faggot. Disastrous would be a Labour win, 10 seat loss is just disappointing. And considering SF don't take seats, 318 seats is an effective majority anyway just about.
Stop using hyperbolic language.
Adrian Rivera
It is right though, UKIP voters who went for Corbyn were voting to kill the UK.
Sebastian Walker
kek
Jayden Thomas
>tfw 27 year old virgin Don't know whether to try online dating or just wait out the next 2 and a bit years for my wizard powers desu.
Angel Young
Nige was just saying what was obvious to everyone. Even Anna Soubry who I hate pointed after the election why they did so poorly
Joseph Russell
Just go to Amsterdam and hire a prostitute.
Michael Rogers
>mummy may's handlers on suicide watch
Josiah Taylor
The blatant anti-semitism from Corbyn's inner circle is appealing for a lot of people. This might also explain the tantrums from leftists toward the DUP considering their Israel link.
Andrew Myers
But it is a fucking disaster. She called a completely unnecessary election, has gone from a small majority to none at all, has been forced into an arrangement with a bunch of Irish mentals and has no room for manoeuvre when it comes to any sort of policy decisions any more, including Brexit.
You're deluding yourself if you think plans aren't afoot behind the scenes to figure out a way to get rid of her.
Nolan Barnes
if Boris meets Trump and Farage is along i don't know what will happen.
Samuel James
Corbyn is still trying to say he could be a PM, there's no fucking way Her Majesty The Queen would meet him?
Jack Anderson
Who is this desert rose?
Brandon Robinson
How would BoJo fair in a debate against Corbyn?
Christian Morris
Nige isn't a simpleton who sees the world in black and white terms. He's wise enough to be able to accurately asses his rivals instead of just saying HURR HE LEFTY SO HE MUS BE EVILDUMB :^)
Jose Adams
Get in shape and try leaving the house.
Elijah Watson
Went to London for the first time, never thought it was this bad christ
Jonathan Baker
Right boys, how did this happen. Is it because they liked corbyn?? She's basically fucking senile. Who voted for her
Liam Cox
Yeah then he can pick up all that well-used and single mother pussy.
Andrew Price
Here are two pictures from my father’s head — I have kept them like secrets until now: First, the Ulster Division at the Somme Going over the top with ‘Fuck the Pope!’ ‘No Surrender!’: a boy about to die, Screaming ‘Give ’em one for the Shankill!’ ‘Wilder than Gurkhas’ were my father’s words Of admiration and bewilderment. Next comes the London-Scottish padre Resettling kilts with his swagger-stick, With a stylish backhand and a prayer. Over a landscape of dead buttocks My father followed him for fifty years. At last, a belated casualty, He said — lead traces flaring till they hurt — ‘I am dying for King and Country, slowly.’ I touched his hand, his thin head I touched.
Now, with military honours of a kind, With his badges, his medals like rainbows, His spinning compass, I bury beside him Three teenage soldiers, bellies full of Bullets and Irish beer, their flies undone. A packet of Woodbines I throw in, A lucifer, the Sacred Heart of Jesus Paralysed as heavy guns put out The night-light in a nursery for ever; Also a bus-conductor’s uniform — He collapsed beside his carpet-slippers Without a murmur, shot through the head By a shivering boy who wandered in Before they could turn the television down Or tidy away the supper dishes. To the children, to a bewildered wife, I think ‘Sorry Missus’ was what he said.
Gabriel Stewart
> I had a better apartment than this shit when I was living in Philadelphia, for fucks sake.
I highly doubt that.
Landon Richardson
>JOIN THE DUP Ahahaha, literally nobody in Britain gives a flying fuck about Northern Ireland and its dysfunctional politics. Dying government literally has rely on the political arm of terrorist paramilitaries in occupied lands just to stay in power (which they wouldn't even get if Sinn Fein actually broke their abstention policy).
Dominic Rodriguez
I loathe May and think she;s been a disaster, but Boris has proven himself to be a snake with this maneuver, and I hope he chokes to death on his Bull's cum.
Caleb Peterson
Jenna Coleman
Cameron Hughes
Much more unhinged than May.
Remember when he started kicking off on Sky News at McDonnell or someone
Jack Adams
Jenna Coleman UK actress on Dr. Who
Leo Mitchell
>leaving the house MADMAN
Dylan King
Terribly. His appeal is very narrow, his buffonish act goes down well with Little Englanders but turns everyone else off.
Luke Lee
ISABEL HATH SPOKEN
GET THIS GRAHAM BLOKE IN AS PM
Tyler Hughes
Kys commie
Adrian Nguyen
This just makes May look even worse, that she can't keep two mongo SPADS under control.
Dominic Smith
>Black people voted for the black mp What's hard to understand?
Benjamin Gonzalez
it's a london burough full of niggers lad
Brandon Harris
Not a fan of the yellow desu
Carter Robinson
Boris has always been a slimeball remember when he campaigned for Leave then disappeared after Brexit happened as if he didn't really expect to win Kek.
But I think he could bring some light heartedness to our politics, it's all sooo serious atm.
