Brit/pol/ - The Timeline That Keeps On Giving edition

>Boris is set to launch a bid to be PM as May clings on: Johnson team circles the wounded Tory leader as she’s forced to sacrifice key aides to keep her job
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4592016/Boris-set-launch-bid-PM-clings-on.html

>BREAKING NEWS: 'Incapacitated' driver ploughs into pedestrians outside Amsterdam Centraal train station injuring at least eight
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4591924/Car-ploughs-pedestrians-Amsterdam.html

> DUP agrees 'confidence' deal with Tories
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40236152

>Exclusive: Britain is sleepwalking into joining EU army, warns top UK military commander
express.co.uk/news/politics/814294/Brexit-news-Julian-Thompson-warns-UK-sleepwalking-join-EU-army

> May seen fighting for survival after election failure
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-pm-idUKKBN19033L

> EU fears Brexit delay, uncertainty after shock UK vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-eu-idUKKBN1900I8

> May to finalise cabinet amid DUP talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40231107

> The Cabinet will now assert themselves
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/cabinet-will-now-assert/

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pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC
westmonster.com/mays-new-chief-of-staff-remainer-who-called-farage-a-bigot-and-racist/
youtube.com/watch?v=-k1VKS4VD20
youtube.com/channel/UCZFmxd9L1btyXig-2Dp9XnA/videos
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chicken_Connoisseur
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/01/revealed-amber-rudds-safe-sex-poetry-prize-that-found-a-rhyme-fo/
pollstation.uk/who_should_be_the_next_conservative_party_leader/result
youtube.com/watch?v=8465-9Q5QJM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Meant to put this pic in the OP

>tfw your country is right wing af but votes for Marxists anyway because muh working class parteh

Emigrate before it's too late

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Ruth "the Truth"

Is she /ourdyke/?

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Anything major happen today?

Only Prime Minister Graham Brady will give us a hard Brexit and prevent Corbyn from destroying the country.

"Taxation is theft"

Saviour of Brit/pol/
No homo

Owen is going to snap one of these days.

>Nick Abbot on LBC unironically saying "the unhappiest nations on Earth have the lowest tax rates, really made me think" as if it's anywhere close to being so simple

Can't sleuth the Ruth?

>when the boss man forgets dat cayenne
>when dem chips are limp
>I GIVE IT A TWO POINT FREE

>ultra conservative

ruth is /our puff/

Rekt

Sunday Times:
>Five cabinet ministers have urged Boris to oust May.
>Boris has decided to prop up May but his allies believe there will be a contest this year. Selling him as a liberal, popular, Brexiteer
>May's future depends on how she performs in front of 1922 committee on Tues
>Philip Hammond's support for May is conditional on her putting jobs and business first in Brexit deal.

TORIES SAY THEY COULD GIVE IN TO DUP DEMANDS ON ABORTION AS PART OF DEAL

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-dup-deal-abortion-commons-debate-time-limits-lower-owen-paterson-conservative-mp-minority-a7783221.html

IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

MORALITY
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I will never grow tired of people poking fun at Diane Abbott's shit maths.
Also, Graham Brady is /ourguy/.

>*Blocks your line"
>*Plays a Trump soundbyte*

>600,000 socialists Corbyn supporters sign a petition opposing a Tory government

WELL IMAJUN MAI SHAWK

I hate niggers so much

There will be a new GE back by Tory backbenchers that would risk losing their seats rather than be associated with the DUP, you heard it hear first.

Hear hear! No such thing as hard or soft brexit. Only the remoaners say otherwise.

What is this meme?

I know I was thinking I bet those countries are Somalia, chad, Dubai, etc

>leftists
How can you manage to be more of an embarrassment than Running Through Wheat Woman?

>exiled scots vote party to save their country from sodomy
>scots vote a queer as their leader

>Boris after Gove ruins his chances of being PM again

pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

Pastebin for burgers

who here would fuck amber rudd?

>nobody cares

The literal only 10/10 in Britain

There are a lot of Torys doing the same. This isn't just the left. DUP is toxic.

Mate, she's ugly as fuck.

She would be perfect as Tory leader.

>Charismatic
>Likeable
>Ruthless in debates
>Potential to appeal to young voters which the Tories are in desperate need of right now
>A refreshing change to the older, dour, miserable Tory politicians people are used to
>Won 13 (thirteen) seats in Scotland which would have been a remarkable, near impossible achievement for Labour, never mind the Tories

How is she not an MP?

>we live in a society where gay men defend free abortions on live tv and nobody is disgusted

Tory cucks ahah

westmonster.com/mays-new-chief-of-staff-remainer-who-called-farage-a-bigot-and-racist/

Amber Rudd as home secretary is probably reading your posts lad.

>Corbyn thinks that obtaining 262 seats, 60 seats away from a majority, gives him a mandate to be the prime minister

Is he incredibly audacious or just a moron?

A young anglo-carribean man who made a name for himself reviewing restaurants. For some reason the knuckle draggers on this forum are threatened by him

The Chicken Connoisseur on YouTube. A bunch of niggerspeak and deep, deep cockney Ebonics in chicken shop food reviews

>Riley
She's Irish as well.

If you somehow don't know, then you should try and keep it that way.

youtube.com/watch?v=-k1VKS4VD20

She looks like a headmistress....in a bad way.

A few shock therapies will sort her out.

It's really rare I do this. Normally I'm the user that tells burgers to fuck off on sight, the the door is over there and to help themselves to a bag of brit/pol/ pork scratchings and get out, but just this once, you're ok.

The eyes.

youtube.com/channel/UCZFmxd9L1btyXig-2Dp9XnA/videos

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chicken_Connoisseur

Like this guy did?

Listen Bloke .. here LOL .. we going jail next week ..:)
xxx

How is he so wormish? He just makes me want to harm him.

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A nice Jewish girl.

>They would rather Corbyn form a government than have May compromise with the DUP.

So, why did they vote for her?

her wife literally looks exactly like her wtf

AA Gill's been in that. And at least one nigger.

And she'd force you to wear a condom
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/01/revealed-amber-rudds-safe-sex-poetry-prize-that-found-a-rhyme-fo/

Idiots.

What are you drinking lads?

>594,000 people subscribed so they can watch a nigger manlet eat burgers

So it's just some random niggotry and literally nothing?
>inb4 in 5 years he will have his own show on the bbc.

>right wing
>voting for marxists

yeah.noo cumrag

Nahhhhh you need to get out more. There are fuckloads of stunners out there, they're just almost all taken.

They do have some talented editing though, tbf.

Any Irish lads about?

I just started watching Rebellion on Netflix and from the first episode it is made out that the Easter Rising was all about Socialism, redistribution of wealth, nothing to do with Nationalism. From my (admittedly limited) reading of Patrick Pearse beforehand it seems like he was a through and through Nationalist and an Authoritarian as a leader, nothing Socialist about him other than wanting the poor Irish to be able to have a fair crack rather than be exploited.

So was the Easter Rising actually Commie leaning or is this just propaganda to make Irish accept Socialism and Refugees Welcome?

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Susie Dent is best grill.

Mogg for PM?

pollstation.uk/who_should_be_the_next_conservative_party_leader/result

pollstation.uk/who_should_be_the_next_conservative_party_leader/result

Plz. Stahp.

She's for more immigration/anti brexit.

Plus don't look too much into all the Tory wins in Scotland, it was more of a anti independence/Corbyn vote than anything else.

Why is the political compass so shit?

I couldn't even understand half of the questions because they were worded so fucking strangely. I just gave up on it.

... but seriously, you can't give this guy the nuclear codes

Funny you ask, I'm drinking Kentish ale "skrimshander".

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Literally no difference between that tory pervert and any labour cunt you care to mention other than she is a Globalist shill.

Are you fucking serious

Nothing. Been dry for a while.

Absolutely hate myself.

Because not everyone is such an absolute moron that thinks the world will end if the opposing side gets into power.

>ctrl+f "munchy box"

Nothing found.

Does he really want to get back into frontline politics? Look at how relaxed he is.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG . . .

I HAD NO SENSE

I BOUGHT A FLUTE FOR 50 PENCE

THE ONLY TUNE I COULD

WAS THE FUCK THE 'POPE AND THE IRA.

She shouldn't have to force. Nobody should ever bareback something a nignog's been inside.

>it's okay to kill you child so long as it has been in you no longer than a certain amount of time

this is going to galvanise the SJW leftards like nothing you have ever seen

NHS? you ain't seen nuffin yet

Expect massive "DON'T TELL ME WAT TO DO WIFF MY BODY" rallies from Feminazis, covered extensively by the (((BBC))) and other MSM outlets.

Couple of beers with the lads.

Graham for Tory leader.

It's propaganda. James Connolly's Irish Citizen Army were Marxists but Pearse and the IRA were ethno-nationalists. You've read him correctly.

They're either all taken or have toxic personalities.

So, does anyone know the specifics of this DUP/Conservative arrangement? What were the DUP's demands?

Nearly all of those 60 remaining seats are held by anti-Tory parties who would take Corbyn over May as an alternative.

No there wasn't any communist leanings, they all supported traditional values and were deeply religious.
There was a communist rebellion in Munster at one point but was unrelated and only lasted a short while.

Why not? I know continentals don't like him and seem to actually believe he's a buffoon instead of a classically educated former journalist who speaks multiple languages, but he's pretty decent.

He's sacked 2 editors so far. Typical (((African)))-American agressive behavior

Keep it up, the alternative is even worse

same here, atleast socially. north east.

That's Cymro to you, Sacson.
Most hate immigration and are quite racist, but they vote Labour because they feel inclined to.

How would you improve the new Grand Tour series?

Obviously get rid of that shitty none-celebrity interview bit, and the american stig.

Hammonds done it again
>Grand Tour host Richard Hammond injured in crash

youtube.com/watch?v=8465-9Q5QJM

Future PM in the middle.

Well you know...

#notallburgers